time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4821.json

{"topics":[{"id":"550c49d06368721b8bcc1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c48936368721e8d9e0500#post_550c48936368721e8d9e0500\r\nYou're a son of a bitch.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"550c49e26368723a09571700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c48936368721e8d9e0500#post_550c48936368721e8d9e0500\r\n*You have to destroyed all my functions and therefore I am dead*\r\n\r\nBut in all seriousness. Thank You, Like seriously. Thank you.\r\n\r\nAll of you! I might not look like it but I'm just super conscious of myself.\r\n\r\nI worry about things a LOT. And get nervous to the point of sweating. But to know that I actually said something people agree with and or like me for stating makes me feel a whole hell of a lot better.\r\n\r\nI appreciate it! \r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/052/082/1240393095655.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550c49ef63687274bae52700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c485163687274ba442700#post_550c485163687274ba442700\r\nMy dinner brings all the kings to the yard\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rEsxFFRB-30/hqdefault.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"550c4a2e63687252ec350500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c49d06368721b8bcc1500#post_550c49d06368721b8bcc1500\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/531/805/455.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550c4a4463687252ec420500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c48886368725760530300#post_550c48886368725760530300\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/3/4/841763__safe_solo_rainbow+dash_meme_wat_faic_nightmare+fuel_shocked_puppet_muppets.jpg!","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"550c4a516368723a09681700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c49ef63687274bae52700#post_550c49ef63687274bae52700\r\n!http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com/d02b95322ee1d9f66fddee8c00e36e7c/http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww180/riskbreaker255/reactions/lol_link.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550c4a836368725760e40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c4a2e63687252ec350500#post_550c4a2e63687252ec350500\r\n*Oh my god!* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550c4e566368725760df0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!\r\nOklahoma's fucked up big time!\r\n\r\nShort version: Oklahoma has introduced a bill to try to stop same-sex marriage by having only clergy allowed to issue marriage certificates, but the reason why they fucked up is now they have a wave of pro-glbt denominations becoming registered clergy meaning that if they try to stop same sex marriage they'll have to attack freedom of religion by limiting what denominations are allowed to marry people which would wind up on the supreme court's doorstep within the month.\r\n\r\nTl:dr;\r\nAnti-glbt rights movement used self-destruct\r\nIt missed","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"550c4f276368724c56581200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c4a516368723a09681700#post_550c4a516368723a09681700\r\nDamn school wifi\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/8/10/396703__solo_oc_vulgar_semi-dash-grimdark_oc-colon-snowdrop_error_blind_we+are+going+to+hell_blind+joke_artist-colon-purgeslc.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"550c4f576368724c56591200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c4f276368724c56581200#post_550c4f276368724c56581200\r\nDammit School Wi-Fi! \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c4e566368725760df0400#post_550c4e566368725760df0400\r\nWhomp Whomp Whomp Whooooomp. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550c4f7763687266ad912900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"People in the UK trying to watch the eclipse this morning\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/qgCQmVs.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"550c50a463687259a5c20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Imam go to sleep.\r\nNight y'all.\r\n\r\nDon't die.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"550c50d66368724c56c01200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c50a463687259a5c20500#post_550c50a463687259a5c20500\r\nNight you biscuit! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550c50de6368725df5342f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c50a463687259a5c20500#post_550c50a463687259a5c20500\r\nI might die. Maybe.\r\n\r\n~nah~\r\n\r\nGood night. I think I'm heading off too.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"550c510d6368720929161c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c50de6368725df5342f00#post_550c50de6368725df5342f00\r\nWell than good night to you too! Have sweet dreams! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550c52606368723a09021900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I never fear being weird because I have come to accept it as a part of myself.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"550c529463687252ec3d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c52606368723a09021900#post_550c52606368723a09021900\r\n_ur weird_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550c531f6368724c9a6d1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c52606368723a09021900#post_550c52606368723a09021900\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c529463687252ec3d0700#post_550c529463687252ec3d0700\r\nCome over here my weird brethren! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550c53ae6368725df5b92f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c52606368723a09021900#post_550c52606368723a09021900\r\nSame","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"550c53bd6368721b8b671800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_I can't swim_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550c53de6368726c38bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c53bd6368721b8b671800#post_550c53bd6368721b8b671800\r\nWhy not","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"550c542063687274babd2a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c53de6368726c38bb0000#post_550c53de6368726c38bb0000\r\nI dunno.\r\nI just can't even stay above water in a big tub of water.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550c542563687275867f2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c53bd6368721b8b671800#post_550c53bd6368721b8b671800\r\nI actually cant swim either.\r\n\r\nI mean I can but _barely._","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550c549263687259a5c80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550c542563687275867f2800#post_550c542563687275867f2800\r\nI can't swim at ALL.\r\nBut hey, at least I'm tall.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"550c54ec6368724c56be1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/933/868/546.png!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/933/498/0f2.jpg!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}