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{"topics":[{"id":"5510aa85636872350ab60700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510a9a8636872717d9d1b00#post_5510a9a8636872717d9d1b00\r\nYOU'RE TURNING WHITE!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5510aac363687238e3ee0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510aa4d6368720bfb263a00#post_5510aa4d6368720bfb263a00\r\nBut he's evil...\r\nAnd not as cute as Bowser.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5510ab0563687237afeb1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510aac363687238e3ee0900#post_5510aac363687238e3ee0900\r\nYou'd still fuck him though","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5510ab2f636872700dee0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510aa85636872350ab60700#post_5510aa85636872350ab60700\r\n*I'M TUrNING INTO A WEREWHITE*\r\n\r\nIt is said if a Black man gets bitten by a white man On a Monday morning he'll catch a rare disease that turns him into a White guy every full moon when the night skies shine the brightest!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5510ab39636872242b7b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ab0563687237afeb1600#post_5510ab0563687237afeb1600\r\n-Probably-","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5510ab5b6368725e80890700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ab39636872242b7b0200#post_5510ab39636872242b7b0200\r\nMost certainly","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5510ab6263687207f3f80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ab2f636872700dee0800#post_5510ab2f636872700dee0800\r\nSo is that happened to Michael Jackson?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5510ab7d63687207f30e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ab39636872242b7b0200#post_5510ab39636872242b7b0200\r\nYou know you would. Don't even be frunting. \r\n\r\n-Because I know yo ass would be buttoming- ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5510ab9f63687237be420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ab6263687207f3f80400#post_5510ab6263687207f3f80400\r\n!http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/obama-laugh-wh-photo.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5510abd46368726c83c20300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well maybe he did that to himself. \r\n\r\nThey say the way you know you are turning into a white man is if you start losing control of your dancing skills.\r\n\r\n-AND THIS THREAD HAS OFFICIAL GONE RACIST-","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5510abdb63687237af011700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ab2f636872700dee0800#post_5510ab2f636872700dee0800\r\nQUICK! HERE'S SOME FRIED CHICKEN, WATERMELON, AND GRAPE DRANK!\r\n\r\nEDIT:\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510abd46368726c83c20300#post_5510abd46368726c83c20300\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]Well maybe he did that to himself. \r\n\r\nThey say the way you know you are turning into a white man is if you start losing control of your dancing skills.\r\n\r\n-AND THIS THREAD HAS OFFICIAL GONE RACIST-[/bq]\r\n\r\nNow it has.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5510abde636872051c580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ab9f63687237be420000#post_5510ab9f63687237be420000\r\n!http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/vampirediaries/images/a/ad/Bow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20130505202237!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5510ac1d6368722ea56e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510abd46368726c83c20300#post_5510abd46368726c83c20300\r\n\r\n\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510abdb63687237af011700#post_5510abdb63687237af011700\r\nY'all racis'","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5510ac506368720c3eda0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510abdb63687237af011700#post_5510abdb63687237af011700\r\nIT AINT WORKING!\r\n\r\n*MY TASTE BUDS ARE TELLING ME I WANT TO EAT A SALAD* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5510ac61636872137c510800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ac1d6368722ea56e0500#post_5510ac1d6368722ea56e0500\r\nI'm sitting here listening to Dirty Diana.\r\nI love Michael Jackson!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5510ac6d63687208b09c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ac1d6368722ea56e0500#post_5510ac1d6368722ea56e0500\r\nWe've switched personalities.\r\nHe's a black dude with an inner whiteness, and I'm a white dude with an inner blackness.\r\n\r\n-helpme-","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5510ac7a63687224ef9b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ac506368720c3eda0300#post_5510ac506368720c3eda0300\r\nWHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5510ac9e63687215133c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ac61636872137c510800#post_5510ac61636872137c510800\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ac1d6368722ea56e0500#post_5510ac1d6368722ea56e0500\r\nMichael Jackson is awesome! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5510aca46368722d846b1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510ac506368720c3eda0300#post_5510ac506368720c3eda0300\r\n_*HOLY SHIT I'M DYING*_","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"5510acb06368720bfbb83a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OH NO ITS STARTED!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/378ce376f4fc41faf29d79d400ac2823/tumblr_nd5op546DA1rsftgfo1_500.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5510acc26368720bfbbc3a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Y'all homies need Jesus.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5510acee6368721cabdf0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just went out for a few minutes and then this happens.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]Never change guys.[/spoiler]","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"5510acf56368726ac8540900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510acb06368720bfbb83a00#post_5510acb06368720bfbb83a00\r\nWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT AND WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5510acfe636872729d800600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510acc26368720bfbbc3a00#post_5510acc26368720bfbbc3a00\r\n!http://standardminds.com/static/white_guy_2.jpg!\r\nJesus Doesn't want to be here. \r\n\r\nI found it on BING!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5510ad13636872137c980800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5510acc26368720bfbbc3a00#post_5510acc26368720bfbbc3a00\r\nWouldn't a werewhite worship Norse gods?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}