time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4906.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5511f1c263687249a5f02300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys.\r\n[spoiler]THEY KEEP TALKING![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511f289636872671f090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f1c263687249a5f02300#post_5511f1c263687249a5f02300\r\n*FUUUUUUUCK!!!*\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/d002e26401d7ba90ff7335f4b59f70a9/tumblr_nfurdq8wyW1r0sqjpo2_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5511f2be63687249a5602400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*[spoiler]YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING A SICK NINJA FIGHT! STOP TALKING AND _KILL EACH OTHER!_[/spoiler]*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511f2c96368722604f10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f1c263687249a5f02300#post_5511f1c263687249a5f02300\r\nGood.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5511f2de6368721eec200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f2be63687249a5602400#post_5511f2be63687249a5602400\r\n*IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5511f2f663687222b93c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When you screwed up so badly that everything turns out ok in the end\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/hcnY8dF.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5511f31663687259bc300d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f2de6368721eec200100#post_5511f2de6368721eec200100\r\nHeck in episode 4 it dashed all my hopes.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5511f36663687217058c1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f31663687259bc300d00#post_5511f31663687259bc300d00\r\nJESUUUUS.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f2f663687222b93c0300#post_5511f2f663687222b93c0300\r\nPretty much this. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5511f3a063687240cb2c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have an urge to buy and eat an entire stalk of celery with peanut butter","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5511f3ec636872482efb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f2f663687222b93c0300#post_5511f2f663687222b93c0300\r\nPretty much.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5511f4116368722f78d11a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f3a063687240cb2c0100#post_5511f3a063687240cb2c0100\r\nI never got peanut butter and celery. It always tasted wrong to me.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511f427636872752b700900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What's worse a gross thing that smells gross or gross thing that smells  good?\r\n\r\nbecause I just had to take care some old beef that was in my fridge and it smelled kinda like blueberry muffins and I was sort of terrible","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5511f4ff6368727cbc5a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f4116368722f78d11a00#post_5511f4116368722f78d11a00\r\nIt's okay.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5511f5b56368722d3c822300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f4116368722f78d11a00#post_5511f4116368722f78d11a00\r\ni'm with you\r\n\r\ngodlike foods separated, but combined is eugh","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5511f691636872497e3c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Lifehack: when walking uphill in flip-flops go backwards so they don't slide off your feet","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5511f70a6368722d3c092400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f691636872497e3c0500#post_5511f691636872497e3c0500\r\n*OOOOH MYYY GOOOOOOOOD!!!!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5511f75a6368722f78d41b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f691636872497e3c0500#post_5511f691636872497e3c0500\r\nOr just do what I do and forego shoes at any opportunity you get.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511f7ee6368722f780d1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f75a6368722f78d41b00#post_5511f75a6368722f78d41b00\r\nBut wock huwt muh tootsies","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5511f8036368724c4efa0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f75a6368722f78d41b00#post_5511f75a6368722f78d41b00\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f691636872497e3c0500#post_5511f691636872497e3c0500\r\nI got an even better idea!\r\n\r\n*CALL JESUS* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5511f82163687272e0b81100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f7ee6368722f780d1c00#post_5511f7ee6368722f780d1c00\r\nThen git gud. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511f8816368724c4e160600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f8036368724c4efa0500#post_5511f8036368724c4efa0500\r\n\"That's ended badly before\":http://youtu.be/hRlqc-ZRE3Q","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5511f8be6368720301170400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Spoilers for Katanagatari.\r\n[spoiler]A GUN IS NOT A SWORD![/spoiler]","author":null},{"id":"5511f8fa636872497ef50500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #5BFF\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f8be6368720301170400#post_5511f8be6368720301170400\r\nShit. I BP'd","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5511f93a6368722d3cd32400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #5BFF\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5511f8be6368720301170400#post_5511f8be6368720301170400\r\nSquall would like to have a word with you","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5511f9896368724c4e850600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Had to take care of rotten raw meat\r\nGot blood on my hands \r\nWashed them like three times\r\n\r\nThen washed them twice with alcohol \r\n\r\nI have germ problems","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}