time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/4992.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551700e263687262286a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5516fdc0636872652c7a0000#post_5516fdc0636872652c7a0000\r\nBefore we talk about something else I would like to point out a massive fallacy in the news:\r\n!http://www.aei.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gender1.jpg!\r\n!http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/ldah6rdp6ukvngoyqi1fcg.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n*VIOLENT* crime per thousand in the usa is at a record low.  Why does the news constantly talk about violent crime in the usa?  To make a theory I would have to say that violence sells and the same goes for the news; the more you talk about crime in the news the more viewers you get.\r\n\r\n\"The world is actually a more peaceful place\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ramBFRt1Uzk\r\nFor every 100000 people only 3/10ths of a person die in war now. Citation is \"The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined\"\r\nGenocide was 1400 times higher in 1942 than 2008\r\nThere's only 25 authoritarian governments left.\r\nOver a 100 democracies in the world.\r\nMurder per 100000 in the usa is at a record low.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"The world is getting more violent!\"... No; the human brain is hard wired to be pessimistic; it's a evolutionary survival trait.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n*TL:DR; AT THE CURRENT RATE BY 2100 THERE WON'T BE RAPES ANYMORE, THERE WON'T BE MURDER, THERE WON'T BE WAR.*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"551700ef6368726772dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551700a36368725fad8f0100#post_551700a36368725fad8f0100\r\n[spoiler]Would you stick your dick in your dick?[/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551700fc6368725fada80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551700a36368725fad8f0100#post_551700a36368725fad8f0100\r\nDo you have a Spike Plush by the way? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5517012963687265073c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551700fc6368725fada80100#post_551700fc6368725fada80100\r\nA few of them actually.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55170171636872673aa20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517012963687265073c0100#post_5517012963687265073c0100\r\nyou couldn't just replace the cotton?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5517019d63687260adb40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517012963687265073c0100#post_5517012963687265073c0100\r\nI thought you would!\r\n\r\nI have only one Spike Plush. The Build a Bear one.\r\n\r\nI completed my Main Seven collection.\r\n\r\nHave all the Main characters of the show. \r\n\r\nPlus Celestia. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55170230636872649d370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517019d63687260adb40100#post_5517019d63687260adb40100\r\nwait, you went up to build a bear and bought pony plushies?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5517023663687264047d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My horrible attempts to be relevant about anything\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/wzlhI8f.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55170245636872605c0b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"How to pronounce\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55170312636872600fbe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55170230636872649d370100#post_55170230636872649d370100\r\nWell, My Mom was always with me but yeah basically.\r\n\r\nBecause Why not!\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5517034e63687266a6030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">TFW you need to use the bathroom and the only one near you is the disgusting wet and damp Public restroom\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/573246cffeabd11188f5eae7adda2fee/tumblr_neymo96CSU1sefquto1_r1_500.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5517035663687266120a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517023663687264047d0100#post_5517023663687264047d0100\r\nWell that's just silly,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5517035a6368726585340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5516ff5a6368726440170100#post_5516ff5a6368726440170100\r\nAlas it has no hole","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5517036263687262287e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm liking the latest popular meme called \"bertstrips\":\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/938/660/076.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"551703756368726719250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55170245636872605c0b0200#post_55170245636872605c0b0200\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"How to pronounce\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/bq]\r\nOh Jesus Christ why!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551703a463687260cca10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55170312636872600fbe0100#post_55170312636872600fbe0100\r\nNow I want a spike. \r\nAnd the toothless one they have. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551703cb636872617c760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551703a463687260cca10000#post_551703a463687260cca10000\r\n~I so need to get that Toothless one!~\r\n\r\nThe Next one I want to try and get is either Luna or Trixie. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551703fe636872637c140300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"One-Punch Man is trending on KYM.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5517041763687265af6d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551703fe636872637c140300#post_551703fe636872637c140300\r\nProbably cause it's getting a anime.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55170422636872652c040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55170312636872600fbe0100#post_55170312636872600fbe0100\r\nits just that ive got both of my pony toys from kids\r\n\r\nlast time i was in build a bear it was on a dare to [spoiler]act as creepy as possible[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nit was just like one of those secret camera shows","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5517045a6368726089560100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/938/776/33b.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5517046363687260ccd50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551703fe636872637c140300#post_551703fe636872637c140300\r\nTHIS PLEASES THE PEGASUS","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551704916368726404aa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551700e263687262286a0000#post_551700e263687262286a0000\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5516fdc0636872652c7a0000#post_5516fdc0636872652c7a0000\r\nBefore we talk about something else I would like to point out a massive fallacy in the news:\r\n!http://www.aei.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gender1.jpg!\r\n!http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/ldah6rdp6ukvngoyqi1fcg.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n*VIOLENT* crime per thousand in the usa is at a record low.  Why does the news constantly talk about violent crime in the usa?  To make a theory I would have to say that violence sells and the same goes for the news; the more you talk about crime in the news the more viewers you get.\r\n\r\n\"The world is actually a more peaceful place\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ramBFRt1Uzk\r\nFor every 100000 people only 3/10ths of a person die in war now. Citation is \"The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined\"\r\nGenocide was 1400 times higher in 1942 than 2008\r\nThere's only 25 authoritarian governments left.\r\nOver a 100 democracies in the world.\r\nMurder per 100000 in the usa is at a record low.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"The world is getting more violent!\"... No; the human brain is hard wired to be pessimistic; it's a evolutionary survival trait.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n*TL:DR; AT THE CURRENT RATE BY 2100 THERE WON'T BE RAPES ANYMORE, THERE WON'T BE MURDER, THERE WON'T BE WAR.*[/bq]\r\nThank you for good news\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"551704d263687264e2980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5517045a6368726089560100#post_5517045a6368726089560100\r\nAtomic Samurai And Metal Bat are so cool!\r\n\r\nAlso I love how Metal Bat is so sweet and nice when he talks to his sister.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55170422636872652c040100#post_55170422636872652c040100\r\nOh god I could never do that kind of Dare! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551704d463687264e29f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"but that's horrifying news","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}