time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5100.json

{"topics":[{"id":"551cdb9b6368724946b81200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Right now I'm watching Jacksepticeye play a game where you burn stuff in a fireplace. I love my life right now.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"551cdcaf63687249c1640a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I declare we have a dance party right now.\r\nPost away your dancing gifs!\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/Ed7PrdjVA0ycM/giphy.gif!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"551cdda563687249c1180c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551cdcaf63687249c1640a00#post_551cdcaf63687249c1640a00\r\nno\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso, my jaw hurts for some reason","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"551cde2e6368727bebab0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551cdcaf63687249c1640a00#post_551cdcaf63687249c1640a00\r\nnah","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"551cdfaa6368725a2b350c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey!\r\nYou guys won't believe what happened with me today at work!\r\nWhile I was on a errand delivering something to a client. In the subway while waiting for the next train to arrive, I sat down at a bench. Beside me was a shopping bag that had something in it. I asked people around me who the bag belonged to, nobody claimed it. I took the bag as soon as the train arrived, looked inside. To my surprise, I found 5 unopened cans of BEER! Usually they come on 6 can bundles, but one was missing, I assume whoever left the bag there drank one and accidentally left the rest there.\r\nTis a good day.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551ce0746368725a2b540d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good night guys.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"551ce98863687275f8390800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/8btUX8j.jpg!\r\nsomeone will get it","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"551cfff06368720f11331a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hate sleeping without my underwear.\r\nI feel like I might pee when I sleep.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"551d35ce63687201dc1a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i never sleep with underwear; it's way too constricting","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551d364d6368723ca9ac4500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d35ce63687201dc1a0800#post_551d35ce63687201dc1a0800\r\nYou should try sleeping with panties on\r\n(-3-)","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551d39876368723ca9554b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well this place is dead.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"551d3ba96368726b3bba5d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d364d6368723ca9ac4500#post_551d364d6368723ca9ac4500\r\nthat doesnt sound fun or comfortable\r\nt(-ε-t)","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"551d3d076368722e46213300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who can I give my soul to in order for me to get a 3DS.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"551d3e5463687266e8951000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d3d076368722e46213300#post_551d3d076368722e46213300\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120108011931/supernatural/images/c/cd/Crossroads.jpg!\r\nSummon a crossroads demon","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"551d3f5d6368726b3bbf6400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d3ba96368726b3bba5d00#post_551d3ba96368726b3bba5d00\r\nIt is in fact both of those things\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"551d3f796368723c99c42300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d3d076368722e46213300#post_551d3d076368722e46213300\r\nYou called?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"551d3fae6368725bf5d91900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'll try this guy.\r\n!http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/animaljam/images/d/d3/730px-Kyubey.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140205110700!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"551d4d8e6368726ee4a65900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This will always be my favorite gif of all time\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://imgur.com/Yaizo4V.gif!\r\nCOUGH[^~squiggy~^]COUGH[/spoiler]","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"551d4e546368723c99043700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d4d8e6368726ee4a65900#post_551d4d8e6368726ee4a65900\r\n*SQUIGGY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551d4f3b6368725bf5d52900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d4e546368723c99043700#post_551d4e546368723c99043700\r\n\r\n_no booty left behind_","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"551d505a63687201dca91600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d3d076368722e46213300#post_551d3d076368722e46213300\r\n[bq=\"AppleJackFrost\"]Who can I give my soul to in order for me to get a 3DS.[/bq]\r\nI'll give you mine\r\n\r\n_IF YOU CAN CATCH ME_\r\n\r\n*flies off in a jet-powered chair laughing maniacally*","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"551d517363687201dcef1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551ce98863687275f8390800#post_551ce98863687275f8390800\r\nOh, Gavin. You wonderful British bastard you.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"551d538d6368725bf5b52f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"The best part is you can vote more than once\":https://cp.nintendo.co.jp/us/","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"551d577c6368723c99e44400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Miyo\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/551d538d6368725bf5b52f00#post_551d538d6368725bf5b52f00\r\nEveryone Vote for Derpibooru!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"551d5b956368725782371800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I'm looking at the latest twitter trend of \"thingsjesusneversaid\"\r\n\r\nDelicious delicious drama everywhere. . . . Before you ask it's the good type of drama of watching people that have never actually read the bible essentially go, \"fuck you for asking me to cite the bible for things I say\".\r\n\r\nThe drama in a nutshell:\r\n\"Jesus said to kill gays\"\r\n#thingsjesusneversaid, \"Citation needed\"\r\n\"Fuck you for asking for citation!  Asking for evidence is religious discrimination!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}