time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5219.json

{"topics":[{"id":"552478b86368721f939c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5524782163687237a1ea0200#post_5524782163687237a1ea0200\r\n\r\nFirefox has the best one already","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"552478f46368722365140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552478b86368721f939c0600#post_552478b86368721f939c0600\r\nWhat is it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5524790863687223c11d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552478b86368721f939c0600#post_552478b86368721f939c0600\r\n*[TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL INTENSIFIES!]*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5524792d63687237a1490300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552478f46368722365140000#post_552478f46368722365140000\r\n\r\nA fox on fire biyatch!!!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5524790863687223c11d0600#post_5524790863687223c11d0600\r\n\r\nYes, touch it. Feel it, smell it!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5524793d6368721f93db0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5524792d63687237a1490300#post_5524792d63687237a1490300\r\nOG COURSE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5524798f63687236fcef0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Morning humies","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"552479ac6368722a77470500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5524798f63687236fcef0300#post_5524798f63687236fcef0300\r\nMorning Jack! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"552479bb63687208264a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5524792d63687237a1490300#post_5524792d63687237a1490300\r\nFirefox's mascot right now is actually a red panda; red pandas are adorable.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552479db6368722c31160500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5524720263687217a1240400#post_5524720263687217a1240400\r\npunitive damages","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"552479f763687223c1dd0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dunno why I skip most of the Luka funtime scenes.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55247a246368721ba98c1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552479bb63687208264a0100#post_552479bb63687208264a0100\r\n\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nBe right back!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5524792d63687237a1490300#post_5524792d63687237a1490300\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552478f46368722365140000#post_552478f46368722365140000\r\n\r\nA -fox- red panda on fire biyatch!!!\r\n\r\n-fox- -red panda- Master Shifu on fire biyatch!!!\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5524790863687223c11d0600#post_5524790863687223c11d0600\r\n\r\nYes, touch it. Feel it, smell it![/bq]\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55247a2f63687217a1e50800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552479bb63687208264a0100#post_552479bb63687208264a0100\r\nHey I didn't know that! \r\n\r\nWait....*THAN WHY IS IT CALLED FIRE FOX STILL?*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55247ab263687240fcfe0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55247a2f63687217a1e50800#post_55247a2f63687217a1e50800\r\nCause fire fox is a slang term for a red panda.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55247adc6368721ba9701500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Red Pandas are the best foxes.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55247b256368722a77630600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55247ab263687240fcfe0200#post_55247ab263687240fcfe0200\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55247adc6368721ba9701500#post_55247adc6368721ba9701500\r\n\r\nOoooooooooooooooooooooh!\r\n\r\nNow it make since! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55247b476368722c31040600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How can it be a panda if it's a fox?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55247ba56368722c313f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55247b476368722c31040600#post_55247b476368722c31040600\r\nSpy","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55247c1263687223c1c90800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55247ba56368722c313f0600#post_55247ba56368722c313f0600\r\n\r\nOf course!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55247c7a6368722c31e60600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel like in 20-40 years Black Friday is going to be the Monday before thanksgiving ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55247c7f6368720826b90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.*\r\n\r\nEnter ENOBY\r\n\r\nENOBY\r\n\r\nFor truth, that which the gods have christened me \r\nHas many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown.\r\nThat hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from\r\nThe dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone\r\nBut broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames \r\nThat hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals\r\nOf cold violet, the shade of icy fangs\r\nMet with military scarlet; coils not\r\nBut hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off\r\nLike a precious jewel made more pure by the \r\nBarren winds of silent winter deserts,\r\nSo are not these jewels of mine own self-crown\r\nBrought forth in splendour so close to these eyes\r\nFrozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist\r\nWho, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself\r\nAnd sculpts his godly business with that\r\nWhich the muses draw blindly from his vision.\r\nThus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors,\r\nCasting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.\r\n\r\n*Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal*\r\n\r\nHi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55247cfc6368723ca06b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Say what you will about windows, but they actually understand that people do enjoy cute mascots for products:\r\nNanami Madobe; windows 7's mascot\r\n\"!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nngGGBkjMpU/maxresdefault.jpg!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nngGGBkjMpU","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55247d3a63687236fc370600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55247cfc6368723ca06b0400#post_55247cfc6368723ca06b0400\r\n\r\nDidn't knew Microsoft sold condoms too","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55247d5f6368724109490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55247cfc6368723ca06b0400#post_55247cfc6368723ca06b0400\r\nI dread to imagine vista","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55247da06368722c31bf0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I prefer actual mascots to girl mascots thank you very much.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55247de76368721ba9f91800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55247d3a63687236fc370600#post_55247d3a63687236fc370600\r\n*pfft!*\r\nJoking aside say what you will about microsoft, and even though I personally use linux, microsoft actually understands how to market to the younger generations.\r\n\r\nHow most companies advertise to younger generations, \"yo foolioz!  Check out this le epic product dawgs!\"\r\nMicrosoft actually has a intelligent advertising branch.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}