time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/524.json

{"topics":[{"id":"539d0c456368721eb0610500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120706085311/kamenrider/images/thumb/a/aa/X-vi-starfishhitler.jpg/220px-X-vi-starfishhitler.jpg!\r\nStarfish hitler (From Kamen rider X)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539d0c786368721eb0770500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0c456368721eb0610500#post_539d0c456368721eb0610500\r\n.......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d0cce63687234f5b40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0c456368721eb0610500#post_539d0c456368721eb0610500\r\n\r\n\r\nand i thought wolfstein wasnt ridiculous enough with their jewish illuminati shit","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d0cfa636872351a530400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0c456368721eb0610500#post_539d0c456368721eb0610500\r\nI did nazi that coming.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d0e2363687234f5160500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://wiki.tripwireinteractive.com/images/b/be/Trader_DualFlareGun.png!\r\n\r\nREVOLVER FLARE GUNS.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d0f0e63687265e6af0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0cce63687234f5b40400#post_539d0cce63687234f5b40400\r\nThat part was pretty stupid. Still Game of the Year so far for me. Its only competition is Dark Souls 2.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539d0f976368722735d10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Eats raw chicken from Squiggy's fridge*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d101263687227d0ab0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0f976368722735d10000#post_539d0f976368722735d10000\r\nHey! That was dinner for tomorrow!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d10376368722e5a7d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0f0e63687265e6af0300#post_539d0f0e63687265e6af0300\r\n\r\n\r\nlets be honest, what else would you expect in a game where we have mecha hitler and nazis in the moon.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d10e463687204d5c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d101263687227d0ab0000#post_539d101263687227d0ab0000\r\nNo. I was going to buy turkey bacon for tomorrow.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d11376368722746210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0c786368721eb0770500#post_539d0c786368721eb0770500\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0cce63687234f5b40400#post_539d0cce63687234f5b40400\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d0cfa636872351a530400#post_539d0cfa636872351a530400\r\nShowa Rider has some weird monsters sometimes\r\n\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120704203052/kamenrider/images/thumb/0/0e/V3-vi-tvfly.jpg/220px-V3-vi-tvfly.jpg!\r\nLike TV Fly\r\n\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120704203053/kamenrider/images/f/fc/V3-vi-machinegunsnake.jpg!\r\nAnd Machinegun snake","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539d113f6368726601350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d10e463687204d5c90100#post_539d10e463687204d5c90100\r\n.....I'm disowning you.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d11856368722769090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d113f6368726601350000#post_539d113f6368726601350000\r\nGood. Because I disowned you two days ago.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d11cb6368722727730100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d10e463687204d5c90100#post_539d10e463687204d5c90100\r\nWait, no; that chicken was 9 months past it's expiration date!  I was going to throw it out.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d12196368722735c50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d11cb6368722727730100#post_539d11cb6368722727730100\r\n*Vomits it on your face*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d12256368722746650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d11cb6368722727730100#post_539d11cb6368722727730100\r\nThen it's a good thing I didn't cook it...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d128063687224b2ae0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d12256368722746650100#post_539d12256368722746650100\r\nAlso, what I didn't mention is that we were going to have chocolate-covered _actual_ bacon for dessert.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539d12a16368722518a20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d12196368722735c50100#post_539d12196368722735c50100\r\nGrazes the vomit.\r\n*hits squiggy instead","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539d12f36368722727e30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d12a16368722518a20100#post_539d12a16368722518a20100\r\nEwwwwwww!\r\nI just took a shower! ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d13d163687266283b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d12f36368722727e30100#post_539d12f36368722727e30100\r\nLooks like you'll just have to take another one.\r\nAnd since it grazed uc9, they'll have to take a shower, too.\r\nAnd Random vomiting obviously got him dirty, so he needs a shower, as well.\r\nAnd you all only have one shower.\r\nNo I am not being subtle how dare you imply that I should be.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539d14246368726628460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d13d163687266283b0100#post_539d13d163687266283b0100\r\nWell uc I have no problem with.\r\nRandom is way too young for me,","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539d143f6368720c0c8c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so i was finishing putting milk in my spaghetti, and after eating some i just got a wicked bad tummy ache (heh).\r\n\r\nguess im lactose intolerant?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d14866368722769170200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d143f6368720c0c8c0000#post_539d143f6368720c0c8c0000\r\nOr allergic to spaghetti somehow","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539d14eb6368726753350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d14866368722769170200#post_539d14866368722769170200\r\n\r\n\r\nno cause i ate the same spaghetti for dinner and i was ok.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539d16956368726628f00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539d14246368726628460100#post_539d14246368726628460100\r\n*Suddenly becomes 18*\r\nHappy?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}