time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5250.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5526c8ae636872289d980300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why do all cyborgs in Japanese fiction have fabulous hair?\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5526c8fb636872289d010400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/9uoi8s1.png![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5526c95a6368722813800800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"*NORMAL*\":http://youtu.be/Aa7rqmWJXOc","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526c99563687228ea610200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">Start show\r\n> [spoiler]Man eat his wife's head[/spoiler]\r\nNow I know what they're like.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5526c9d363687228d2480300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c95a6368722813800800#post_5526c95a6368722813800800\r\n.........Why?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5526ca3b636872289dbc0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c9d363687228d2480300#post_5526c9d363687228d2480300\r\n_*NORMAL*_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526cbd263687228fe270300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c8fb636872289d010400#post_5526c8fb636872289d010400\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c99563687228ea610200#post_5526c99563687228ea610200\r\n@YOU GUYS WILL GONNA LOOOOOOOVE THE BLOOD BATH@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5526cc54636872289dcb0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I'm gonna go take a nap.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5526cd816368722954c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c5136368722813030100#post_5526c5136368722813030100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c47d636872289d1a0000#post_5526c47d636872289d1a0000\r\nI just got a call from Florida\r\nYou are the only person I know from Florida\r\n\r\nI blame you[/bq]\r\nI'm the only Florida Man you need!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526cd9e63687228eae20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526cc54636872289dcb0800#post_5526cc54636872289dcb0800\r\n*And just as he arrives he vanishes, like a ghost in the rain*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526ce0563687228d2e00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526c8fb636872289d010400#post_5526c8fb636872289d010400\r\n~How lewd~ ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526ce506368722974640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526cd816368722954c40100#post_5526cd816368722954c4010\r\nPls Florida man donut eat m'face\r\n\r\nAlso \"I think I'm in love with this woman\":https://youtu.be/2T4fh7MAr8o","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526d0116368722974360200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526ce506368722974640100#post_5526ce506368722974640100\r\nDon't worry I! FLORIDA MAN! Do not eat his friends!\r\n\r\n~At least not without barbecue sauce~\r\n\r\nAlso, I agree this lady is fantastic! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526d01a63687228bf740c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/c8e644be63f5afa9c2475d4bbf6abfcb/tumblr_nm4swaGf621sn75h6o1_540.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526d0676368722867a11000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"That's a clever name, I'll say.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5526d0df63687228fe5a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526d01a63687228bf740c00#post_5526d01a63687228bf740c00\r\nRorcat's Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout \"Save us!\"... and I'll whisper \"meow.\" \r\n\r\n[alan moore screams in the distance]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526d13563687229ec740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526d0df63687228fe5a0800#post_5526d0df63687228fe5a0800\r\n*\"Watchmeow\"*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526d16063687228d2850c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526d13563687229ec740100#post_5526d13563687229ec740100\r\n[alan moore's furious screams grow closer]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526d1b063687228d2f60c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526d16063687228d2850c00#post_5526d16063687228d2850c00\r\n~Maybe we should get out of here before the screams get closer~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526d2336368722867ce1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*[ALAN MOORE CAN BE HEARD SCREAMING DEMONIC INCANTATIONS JUST OUTSIDE THE DOOR]*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526d2756368722aa9f70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526d2336368722867ce1300#post_5526d2336368722867ce1300\r\nGET THE GUNS!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526d2c963687229b2420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526d2756368722aa9f70000#post_5526d2756368722aa9f70000\r\nGUNS WON'T PENETRATE HIS MIGHTY BEARD","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526d3506368722b03ce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did u no b,d,q and p are the same number","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5526d9e8636872298a3e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526d3506368722b03ce0000#post_5526d3506368722b03ce0000\r\n*Its a conspiracy*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5526dcd763687228d2a61b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5526d9e8636872298a3e0600#post_5526d9e8636872298a3e0600\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1550541334/eye_reasonably_small_400x400.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}