time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5592.json

{"topics":[{"id":"5539981a636872715e860a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553997276368727bfe000700#post_553997276368727bfe000700\r\nSo, its okay if you do it once a day, separated by many hours? \r\nOf course doctor, do you accept McDonaland currency?","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"553998616368724966d70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"One of the best manga writers would be Oda.\r\nBecause his ideas always expand, making the world he built ridiculously big.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5539996e63687267c0ad0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539981a636872715e860a00#post_5539981a636872715e860a00\r\nAs long as you don't masturbate for ten hours.\r\n\r\nIf you want to have sex for ten hours then I would suggest either masturbating for thirty minutes whenever someone feels tired or such rather than constantly bumping.  There's been cases of people bumping even though the other person was tired and as a result their heart stops from over-exhaustion.\r\n\r\nTo use an analogy masturbation for hours or sex for hours is like a 10k marathon; I doubt most people running a marathon sprints the entire way and that is why most people can only last a couple minutes because they try to sprint a marathon.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5539998263687267c0d30e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539967363687279b7150200#post_5539967363687279b7150200\r\nThat's a weird Batman costume.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"553999d26368727bfe850a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"did u no that wireless phones\r\n[spoiler]actually have wires on the inside???[/spoiler]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55399a4063687266a6d81600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539996e63687267c0ad0e00#post_5539996e63687267c0ad0e00\r\nGod, masturbation is a sport, and a serious thing. \r\nCloppers are far more athletic than any of us then.\r\n","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"55399b2e6368723c198f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553999d26368727bfe850a00#post_553999d26368727bfe850a00\r\n\r\nyush no","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55399b4763687267c0111200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"they should stop calling them tarkatans and call them all barakas\"\r\n\r\nand they should call baraka baraka obama ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55399d4663687266a6ad1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Meresflut\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55399a4063687266a6d81600#post_55399a4063687266a6d81600\r\nIf someone wants to have sex for 12 hours then:\r\n1)Hydrate\r\n2)Have a bottle of water in case someone is thirsty\r\n3)If someone has to go to the bathroom let them cause I don't think anyone wants a accident\r\n4)Once someone orgasms then slowly have sex afterwords or masturbate each other instead because the actual act of sex is considered exercise cause of how many calories it burns\r\n5)Only after both people are no longer tired proceed to bumping it again\r\n6)For the love of god don't have sex for 12 hours straight cause that can easily kill a person through heart failure or such\r\n7)Especially don't have sex for hours without rest if one person has heart medication.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55399dcb636872715e441400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55399d4663687266a6ad1c00#post_55399d4663687266a6ad1c00\r\nI can't remember clearly but I think there was an old news how a one of a couple died due to having sex.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55399dfc63687266a6291e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55399dcb636872715e441400#post_55399dcb636872715e441400\r\nThat's a fuckin' metal way to go.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55399e3a63687257687d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I masturbated for 8 hours once ;-;","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55399e8763687225d02f0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55399dcb636872715e441400#post_55399dcb636872715e441400\r\nMoral: if someone is tired then relax before continuing because sex is a considered extreme exercise.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55399e9063687225d0340900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/15414d37b987ddf3209284ec47de7834/tumblr_nn8q58gClB1rqxk7io1_500.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55399f3063687267c0be1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55399e9063687225d0340900#post_55399e9063687225d0340900\r\nWhat the fuck...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55399fc063687225d0710a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55399e9063687225d0340900#post_55399e9063687225d0340900\r\nWho has a mouth *THAT* big?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5539a015636872715edd1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55399d4663687266a6ad1c00#post_55399d4663687266a6ad1c00\r\nI wanna do it for 12 hours ;-;","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"},{"id":"5539a0dc63687267c09f1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55399d4663687266a6ad1c00#post_55399d4663687266a6ad1c00\r\nIs there even someone who can have sex for even 3 hours? They would have to pause to eat and shower and drink something, theyd die of exhaustion.","author":"520901737f123b14a50000d8"},{"id":"5539a0f76368723c197a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">:( REALLLLLLLY PEOPLE \r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/8ye9PxQ.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/XRrunwX.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/zG1GcjH.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/kAfmBj2.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5539a1a56368723c191d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My family's falling apart.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5539a1b26368723c192e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539a0f76368723c197a0700#post_5539a0f76368723c197a0700\r\nThe donut has been steeled!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5539a1e46368723c196e0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539a1b26368723c192e0800#post_5539a1b26368723c192e0800\r\n\r\nYUS IT HAS","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5539a31c63687279b7061200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539a1a56368723c191d0800#post_5539a1a56368723c191d0800\r\nHow come?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5539a32c63687279b71f1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/77d5ec7f58b322ab56a84c416771b290/tumblr_nly06xN4Xd1tv7a6ao1_500.jpg!\r\n!https://36.media.tumblr.com/9171effd075607c0112e8b9884a8b86a/tumblr_nly06xN4Xd1tv7a6ao2_500.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5539a42a63687225d0ec0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5539a31c63687279b7061200#post_5539a31c63687279b7061200\r\nEverybody just got mad at each other, and Dad just _left._\r\nMom left me with a choice to live with either her or dad.\r\nThis shit just keeps happening over and over, and everybody hates each other now.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}