time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5672.json

{"topics":[{"id":"553d0571636872189cd70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d042e636872502e850d00#post_553d042e636872502e850d00\r\n[nicolas cage voice] \"there's a map on the back of the elements of harmony\"\r\n\r\n\"Those don't exist any more\"\r\n\r\n[nicolas cage .gif]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d059f63687261ff471700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d0571636872189cd70000#post_553d0571636872189cd70000\r\n\r\nLol","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553d0d866368725a7fb01300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well step-dad came by and checked out my tire. Turns out it wasn't wear. It was a nail that got stuck in my tire. Although he told me I still need new tires. The treads on my back tires are so thin as to be almost nonexistent.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d135e6368723d0b780400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, yeah. Crow's deck is SUPER broken and I want it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d14ed63687221868f0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm going to eat this fucking Cookie Dough Ice cream and get fat. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d151c6368724813e40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d14ed63687221868f0800#post_553d14ed63687221868f0800\r\nFuck yeah!\r\nCookie Dough Ice Cream!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d156c6368723c2d3d0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d151c6368724813e40600#post_553d151c6368724813e40600\r\nIt eases the paaaain. \r\n\r\nAnd taste quiet good! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d158863687221867d0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d0d866368725a7fb01300#post_553d0d866368725a7fb01300\r\nOur car once got s nail in the tire too. That shit can cause a blowout can't it?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d14ed63687221868f0800#post_553d14ed63687221868f0800\r\nNu\r\nYou need to unfat\r\nI can't be the only one unfatting","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d158f6368722186880900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Got a massive fucking headache and i can't concentrate on anything\r\n\r\n-I hate my meds-","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"553d16776368720e4bf70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d158863687221867d0900#post_553d158863687221867d0900\r\nBut the pain tho \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d158f6368722186880900#post_553d158f6368722186880900\r\nMaybe you should get a bag of ice?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553d16de6368723d0b530a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d158863687221867d0900#post_553d158863687221867d0900\r\nMy weight tends to be very stable. Because I tend to eat healthier foods","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d17686368724cea2b0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553cfe436368720280431600#post_553cfe436368720280431600\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]I swear to god the I know for a fact the Alternate universe version of me is a giant piece of shit. \r\n\r\nI just know it. [/bq]\r\n\r\n@>yfw your AU version have a job, a better life and a girlfriend and is thinking that his AU version is a giant piece of shit@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553d17846368724cea490900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I never talk about my weight.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"553d18d16368722186350e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d16776368720e4bf70000#post_553d16776368720e4bf70000\r\neh, i'll just keep complaining until everyone else gets a headache too\r\n\r\nThen we can all be equally miserable","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"553d190d6368720e4be40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d16776368720e4bf70000#post_553d16776368720e4bf70000\r\nBut the unfattening tho\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d16de6368723d0b530a00#post_553d16de6368723d0b530a00\r\nMine kinda just stays where it is when I'm not dieting , exercising or binging. I'm hoping it stays that way when I'm under 200\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d17686368724cea2b0900#post_553d17686368724cea2b0900\r\nHe's probably a paper pusher. And he probably _enjoys it_\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d17846368724cea490900#post_553d17846368724cea490900\r\n^r u 700 pounds of lovin'^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d194f6368723d0b3a0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@I WEIGHT 70KG@\r\n@I CAN'T LOSE OR WIN MORE WEIGHT BECAUSE METABOLISM@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553d19866368720546430a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d18d16368722186350e00#post_553d18d16368722186350e00\r\nHooray for equality!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d19a96368720e395e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I couldn't live in a world where I didn't love cock...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d1a306368724cea7d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d19a96368720e395e0500#post_553d19a96368720e395e0500\r\n\r\n@THIS REMINDED ME THE EPISODE OF FAMILY GUY WHERE STEWIE AND BRIAN TRAVELS TO VARIOUS UNIVERSES@\r\n@AND THEY FALL IN THIS ONE@\r\n\r\n!http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/15900000/Fire-Hydrant-Universe-Gay-Universe-Real-World-Universe-family-guy-15952123-500-324.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"553d1a736368723d0baf0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d1a306368724cea7d0c00#post_553d1a306368724cea7d0c00\r\nThat's not a universe.\r\nThat's Heaven.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"553d1aac6368722186a81000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d19a96368720e395e0500#post_553d19a96368720e395e0500\r\nI need muh fats","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553d1ad06368722186031100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!!http://static.naamapalmu.com/files/7b/medium/wwxyosqv.gif!!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"553d1ae26368720546260c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d190d6368720e4be40300#post_553d190d6368720e4be40300\r\n^u wish^","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"553d1b7b6368720546ec0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553d1a736368723d0baf0e00#post_553d1a736368723d0baf0e00\r\nThe Heavenverse!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"553d1bb56368720e392b0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, that sells it.\r\nJack Atlas is my favorite character in 5D's.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}