time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/5954.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554bd69b6368722090810d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Let's just take a second and realize that a bunch of men are on a My Little Pony board arguing about who is best girl in Totally Spies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554bd69e6368722090840d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd65963687203e66b0900#post_554bd65963687203e66b0900\r\n\r\nHas hit the 32000 mark\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd65e6368724953580300#post_554bd65e6368724953580300\r\n\r\nTough luck, but that's the stock market for you\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd69b6368722090810d00#post_554bd69b6368722090810d00\r\n\r\nI call that everyday shenanigans","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554bd6b063687254b4a20b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd65e6368724953580300#post_554bd65e6368724953580300\r\nYour icon really reminds me of Tatsumaki from One-punch man for some reason.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"554bd6c96368723228d01c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Calling it: Jerry's _not_ actually retired.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554bd7086368722090fa0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd69b6368722090810d00#post_554bd69b6368722090810d00\r\nCARTOONCEPTION!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554bd7206368724953380400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd69b6368722090810d00#post_554bd69b6368722090810d00\r\nThat's normal.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554bd73763687250d9010400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd69e6368722090840d00#post_554bd69e6368722090840d00\r\nBUT NOW I WANT TO GO ALL IN BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS UP AND THERE'S ONLY ONE DAY LEFT IN THIS DAMN CONTEST\r\n\r\nBUT I KNOW THAT IF I DO THAT I WILL MOST LIKELY LOSE EVEN WORSE THAN I ALREADY AM\r\n\r\nBUT IF I DON'T THEN EVERYONE ELSE WILL CONTINUE TO GO UP WITHOUT ME\r\n\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\r\nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bd78863687212d5141000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd73763687250d9010400#post_554bd73763687250d9010400\r\n\r\nPut just a percentage of your stocks then\r\n\r\nIf the percentages go as up as you predict they will, it'll still be profitable and if you end up losing, it won't eat your whole investment","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554bd7b063687254b4da0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_*HALY SHIT THE CAR BLEW UP!*_","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554bd7f863687220902c0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd78863687212d5141000#post_554bd78863687212d5141000\r\nBUT I'M NOT GONNA WIN ANYWAYS AND I JUST WANNA FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF GETTING BIG MONEY FOR A DAY\r\n\r\nALL OR NOTHING AT THIS POINT","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bd8186368722090590f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd7f863687220902c0f00#post_554bd7f863687220902c0f00\r\n\r\nAnd what if you lose everything? You thought about long term?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554bd88363687232285b1f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd8186368722090590f00#post_554bd8186368722090590f00\r\nYes I've thought about that, and I know it will happen\r\n\r\nMurphy's Law dictates that this scenario is unwinnable for me, but there's that infinitely small percentage of hope inside of me that just wants to try","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bd8926368724953e00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd7f863687220902c0f00#post_554bd7f863687220902c0f00\r\nYeah, don't fuck around with the stock market.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554bd8ac63687212d5831100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd88363687232285b1f00#post_554bd88363687232285b1f00\r\n\r\nIf you are so convinced you don't need advice, just go and do it then\r\n\r\n\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd8926368724953e00500#post_554bd8926368724953e00500\r\n\r\nHe must already know what he's in for so if he loses, there's no one to blame but him","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554bd8d463687250d9ed0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd8926368724953e00500#post_554bd8926368724953e00500\r\nAt least this is only a game with fake moneys, but yeah I'm not going anywhere near stocks in the real world.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bd94263687250d9550600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd8ac63687212d5831100#post_554bd8ac63687212d5831100\r\nBUT I WILL LOSE IF I DO IT\r\n\r\nBUT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO PULL AWAY WITH BIG BUCKS IF I DO\r\n\r\nBUT IF I DON'T THEN I STILL LOSE\r\n\r\nBUT I WILL STILL HAVE A PROFIT AT THE END IF I DON'T\r\n\r\nBUT I WON'T BE HIGHER UP IF I DON'T\r\n\r\nIT'S A VICIOUS CYCLE OF \"WHAT IF\"","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bd97a63687203e6120d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd8d463687250d9ed0500#post_554bd8d463687250d9ed0500\r\nOh.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"554bd9a76368723228de2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IT'S A PARADOX\r\n\r\nTHERE _IS_ NO ANSWER","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bd9c66368722090631100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd9a76368723228de2000#post_554bd9a76368723228de2000\r\n-You never won in the first place.-","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554bd9e36368722090951100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd94263687250d9550600#post_554bd94263687250d9550600\r\n\r\nYes there is. Prioritize on what is better\r\n\r\nTo have a small but still significant profit to invest on the next wave and be able to risk more on the long term, or go for the high risk high reward for short term profit?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554bdac06368726291381d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd9e36368722090951100#post_554bd9e36368722090951100\r\nAny profit I gain will pretty much be insignificant in terms of this contest\r\n\r\nIt's really best for me to not do anything at all at this point, but I really wanna just go 100% because I'm a madman\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bd9c66368722090631100#post_554bd9c66368722090631100\r\nI know but I'm feeling ballsy right now\r\n\r\nAnd I absolutely know I will regret everything by the end of this if I take a chance, but there's that little feeling inside me telling me that I should just for the hell of it","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bdaea63687203e6050f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"By the way this contest really means nothing overall, it's just a side thing our class has been doing for the fun of it","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bdb7f6368723228902300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bdaea63687203e6050f00#post_554bdaea63687203e6050f00\r\n-You just answered my question before I even asked it.-\r\n!http://jenniferlyonbooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Dog-Are-You-a-Wizard-vPnYLM6EYUOyu9WNYkRXng2.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554bdbc163687220903e1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bdb7f6368723228902300#post_554bdb7f6368723228902300\r\nThe \"does this contest mean anything\" question?","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554bdbd963687250d9750900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554bdbc163687220903e1400#post_554bdbc163687220903e1400\r\nYes.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}