time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6012.json

{"topics":[{"id":"554e7a3c6368721643a51a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh.","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554e7a9063687272ce880700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e78cf63687216436c1800#post_554e78cf63687216436c1800\r\nVery bad idea.\r\nWell, Iunno.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554e7ab76368723abe140a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hi","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554e7b0163687208e34a1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7ab76368723abe140a00#post_554e7ab76368723abe140a00\r\nPIE\r\n!s.buzzfeed.com/raw/bush-shoe-throw/bush-shoe-throw-06.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554e7b1d6368721707c50b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7b0163687208e34a1200#post_554e7b0163687208e34a1200\r\nNomnom, hi only person here","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554e7b2a63687202f2a00d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7ab76368723abe140a00#post_554e7ab76368723abe140a00\r\nKaz\r\n\r\n\r\n~i love u bby~","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"554e7b496368721643141c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"NAVY SEALS\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/a0ce24a4ee3e9fbffe340717d2ba4b60/tumblr_no3ey5IYdJ1tpg4boo1_400.gif!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7b0163687208e34a1200#post_554e7b0163687208e34a1200\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7ab76368723abe140a00#post_554e7ab76368723abe140a00\r\nKAI\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/4/48/Son_Goku_-_Dragon_Ball_Kai.png!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e7b836368726163ab0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"They see me rollin'\r\nThey hatin'\r\nSplatoonin' they tryin to catch me rollin' squiddy\r\nTryin' to catch me rollin' squiddy\r\nTryin' to catch me rollin' squiddy\r\nTryin' to catch me rollin' squiddy\r\nTryin' to catch me rollin' squiddy\r\nMy roller's so loud\r\nI'm squiddin'\r\nThey hopin' that they gon catch me rollin' squiddy\r\nTryin' to catch me rollin' squiddy\r\nTryin' to catch me rollin' squiddy\r\nTryin' to catch me rollin' squiddy\r\nTryin' to catch me rollin' squiddy\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\nSnipers think they can see me lean\r\nI'm squid so it ain't easy to be seen\r\nWhen you see me ride by they can see the gleam\r\nAnd my paint on the floor and the TV screen\r\nRide with a new squid, she like hold up\r\nNext to the Wii U controller is a full tank and my roller\r\nTurn a splatter into a coma\r\nSquid you ain't know, I'm crazy like Iwata\r\nJust tryin to roll ain't tryin to have no enemies\r\nPaint clean itself so I pull in squiddies\r\nLaws of rolling you know they hate me\r\nWailer turned all the way up until the maximum\r\nI can speak for some squids tryin to shoot for some\r\nBut we packin somethin that we have and um will have a squid locked up in the maximum\r\nRespawn point, I'm grippin roll\r\nWailer loud and dippin slow\r\nTwist and turnin like hit this roll\r\nSplattershots up from behind and is in his throat\r\nRollers down gotta stop commotion\r\nPaint tanks change squidders like who is that producing?\r\nThis the Play-N-Skillz when we out and movin\r\nGot turf wars in every city except Saltspray but I'm still ain't losin\r\n\r\n--------------------\r\n\r\nMight continue","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554e7b9463687272cec40800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7b496368721643141c00#post_554e7b496368721643141c00\r\n\r\nThat's Goku, you speshul thing","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554e7cda636872386eaf1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7b496368721643141c00#post_554e7b496368721643141c00\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7b9463687272cec40800#post_554e7b9463687272cec40800\r\nKNI\r\n!stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4114474/knife-throw-o.gif!\r\nfe","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554e7d5b6368725e48af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Aye\r\n\r\n\r\n~gud nite~","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"554e7e08636872425a950200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"My Splatoon Global Testfire gameplay\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJgfAaLvtvk","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554e7eb16368727b32750100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7d5b6368725e48af0000#post_554e7d5b6368725e48af0000\r\nNighty matey!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7b9463687272cec40800#post_554e7b9463687272cec40800\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7cda636872386eaf1800#post_554e7cda636872386eaf1800\r\nNien!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e7ece636872386e211b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7e08636872425a950200#post_554e7e08636872425a950200\r\nOh cool! Y'all recorded it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e7f52636872386eed1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e7e08636872425a950200#post_554e7e08636872425a950200\r\nRoller too stronk.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554e80766368721643a22300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Skip to my quad \"here\":https://youtu.be/PJgfAaLvtvk?t=37m6s","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"554e8104636872386e911e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e80766368721643a22300#post_554e80766368721643a22300\r\n>Halo references\r\nI like you and your brother even more.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"554e8121636872425a710600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e80766368721643a22300#post_554e80766368721643a22300\r\nTOO STRONK.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554e83eb6368721643b82800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e80766368721643a22300#post_554e80766368721643a22300\r\nMLG AS FUCK! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e84fa6368727805810900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"kaz did a thing\":https://soundcloud.com/kaz-coyote/grey-alley and it's super freaking good ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554e88bc6368720a52e00400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e84fa6368727805810900#post_554e84fa6368727805810900\r\nDamn, This is fucking Nice!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e89e86368720a527c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Doug Walker is being a horrible person\r\n\r\nFrom Obscurus Lupa's tumblr:\r\n\r\nChannel Awesome is running a “contest” for their latest DVD cover art. The winner gets $100, a link on the DVD case, something for their portfolio, and that always fantastic promise of “exposure.” Yes, portfolios, meaning they’re asking professional artists to make some art for free in the vain hope of having Channel Awesome make a profit off their work on their DVD. Keep in mind, only the winner gets paid.\r\n\r\nKeep in mind, Doug mentions they’re looking for Drew Struzan style artwork, otherwise known as the painter guy who’s done all the iconic posters of your childhood (Star Wars, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, etc). For the chance at $100 and exposure. Because lord knows if you’ve got that kind of talent you need Channel Awesome for exposure. \r\n\r\nAlso they offer no reference photos, Doug just said “there’s pics of us on the internet, google it, lol”","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"554e8ace6368727b32481000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e89e86368720a527c0600#post_554e89e86368720a527c0600\r\nPretty much everyone knows he's a horrible person at this point.  What's worse is he begged his aunt and uncle for 50k to start up channel awesome saying that he would pay them back and he never did.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554e8af66368723ee7ef0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e89e86368720a527c0600#post_554e89e86368720a527c0600\r\nOh Christ its one of those contests. I hate those.\r\n\r\n\"Hey guys! Do art for us and whoever wins gets money!\"\r\n\r\n\"But what about the people that don't win but did equally and probably even more work for the contest?\"\r\n\r\n\"FUCK EM\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554e8b1c6368726163d82400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554e89e86368720a527c0600#post_554e89e86368720a527c0600\r\nThe more I hear about him, the less I like him.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}