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{"topics":[{"id":"5551222d636872039b500100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555121a96368721d61bc0300#post_555121a96368721d61bc0300\r\n_you what_","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555122be6368721d61ef0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555121a96368721d61bc0300#post_555121a96368721d61bc0300\r\nOw man. Head injuries suck.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555122d26368720b70e00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551222d636872039b500100#post_5551222d636872039b500100\r\n[bq=\"ToskiHero\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55511f0f6368721d61d60000#post_55511f0f6368721d61d60000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55511ec563687227d1391e00#post_55511ec563687227d1391e00\r\nWhat happened?[/bq]\r\n[spoiler]To make a long story short, _was goofing around, hit my head really hard, starting bleeding pretty bad, had to go to the ER, and got a couple of staples for my head injury._ Should be back in shape in about 7-10 days. But now I feel like a fucking dumbass.[/spoiler]\r\n\r\nYeah, that just happened to me today.\r\nShit happens.[/bq]\r\nReposting\r\n\r\n","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"555123666368720b638a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555122d26368720b70e00500#post_555122d26368720b70e00500\r\nouch\r\n\r\ni will be home in half an hour for hugs","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555128606368722d0b5c0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know, I've been emotionally stable for the last couple of weeks\r\n\r\n\r\nI should watch wolf children again ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55512902636872039b140800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555128606368722d0b5c0a00#post_555128606368722d0b5c0a00\r\nMy copy gets here tomorrow! I'm gonna watch it with mom!\r\nAnd bawl my eyes out!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55512c046368726f7aed0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is it weird that this is still cute?\r\n[spoiler]\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/961/494/4f6.gif!\r\n[/spoiler]","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55512c1b6368725f09be1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555121a96368721d61bc0300#post_555121a96368721d61bc0300\r\nJESUS DUDE!\r\n\r\nGlad to know your ok. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55512cc16368720b63a81100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55512c046368726f7aed0700#post_55512c046368726f7aed0700\r\nJudging by the long legs and large butt I'm gonna say she was based off of a species of orb-weaver spider.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55512d1c636872039b7d0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550f4dc63687258bcce0300#post_5550f4dc63687258bcce0300\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]Eh, whats y'all favorite kind of exercising? [/bq]\r\nI mostly go to the gym, but I like to use the dumbbells","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55512da3636872162ff60700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55512d1c636872039b7d0c00#post_55512d1c636872039b7d0c00\r\nI should go to a Gym for once.\r\n\r\nI'm just too shy. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55512daf636872446e7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55512c046368726f7aed0700#post_55512c046368726f7aed0700\r\nYup. The Nephila Clovata or the Joru Gumo. A sub-species of the gold orb-weaving spider. Said to be particularly loved in Japan due to their bright coloration and shape. Gold orb-weavers are venomous but their venom is non-lethal to humans. Some numbing, redness, and blistering will occur around the bite. At worst you'll have an allergic reaction and you'll have some minor respiratory problems.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55512e2d6368726f7af90900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55512c046368726f7aed0700#post_55512c046368726f7aed0700\r\nNo. Spiders are the best/worst","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55512eb3636872162f190900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55512da3636872162ff60700#post_55512da3636872162ff60700\r\nBelive me, you don't know how much time I took to finally go to the gym.\r\nI recently went there because my father convinced me.\r\nThere is a guy in the gym that I go, he is almost in Schwarzenegger level, and is nice with everyone.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55512f386368724f99620100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now I'm on a spider kick. Who wants to learn about the hypest spider ever?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555130096368721ac85e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55512f386368724f99620100#post_55512f386368724f99620100\r\nIs it the crack spider?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5551301f6368726f7ad10b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i225/goofy_man_JG/Number%206/1f14e070.jpg~original!\r\nHuh.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"555130396368722d0b561300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hugs were given","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555130516368725f09be1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princessâ™ Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555130096368721ac85e0000#post_555130096368721ac85e0000\r\nNah man this shit is so cool, you'll forget about fear and just be amazed.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5551306c636872162fc20a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551301f6368726f7ad10b00#post_5551301f6368726f7ad10b00\r\nCHOPPER! NO!\r\nGET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT PSYCHO!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555130ba6368724dbc410300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555130516368725f09be1a00#post_555130516368725f09be1a00\r\nShow me this creature.\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\nPlease.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"555131246368726f7a210d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princessâ™ Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555130ba6368724dbc410300#post_555130ba6368724dbc410300\r\nYou asked for it. I give you the \"Diving Bell Spider.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjFew5Lk2r4\r\nBy using it's silk to trap air, it creates a breatheable bladder underwater where it hunts for food. THIS IS A SPIDER THAT ADAPTED TO LIVING UNDERWATER!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555131526368721ac8d30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5551306c636872162fc20a00#post_5551306c636872162fc20a00\r\nME! ME!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5551316f6368724dbc200400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555131526368721ac8d30100#post_555131526368721ac8d30100\r\nLook at the above link.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5551320c6368725f091f1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555131246368726f7a210d00#post_555131246368726f7a210d00\r\nOh yeah these guys! They're fucking metal!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]} |