time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/615.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a8e09d63687273c4f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8dce76368726cfb0b0400#post_53a8dce76368726cfb0b0400\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8dc826368726d138c0300#post_53a8dc826368726d138c0300\r\nNah, man, there'll be like...hover cars... Everything will change with hover cars.[/bq]\r\nLots of things are already changing with the Tesla Cars.  Pair that up with the Google Car tech and we'll have the next best thing.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8e3ae63687273a3540200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"so after my mom calmed down a bit we talked over the whole verification thing, i told her it was a kind of password retrieving but using bank accounts, she of course calmed down and we did it.\r\n\r\nits good atleast that we could solve this with a calmed talk instead of resenting for each other or something,\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8df4e63687273b0ce0000#post_53a8df4e63687273b0ce0000\r\n\r\n\r\nyeah futurama just pin points how society will change perfectly, things like dispite being in the 30 century theys till have the 20 century mentality.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8e46a63687247f3d00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Out of nowhere, A monster*\r\n\r\nExcuse me for just one second\r\n\r\n...HENSHIN!!\r\n\r\n@HENSHIN@\r\n\r\n!http://www.microforever.com/Rider/Riderimage/kabuto-5a.jpg!\r\nCAST OFF!\r\n\r\n@CAST OFF@\r\n\r\n!http://img.amiami.jp/images/product/review/111/TOY-TOK-1192_07.jpg!\r\n@CHANGE BEETLE@\r\n\r\n*Starts exchanging blows with the monster*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8e516636872533d310300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e46a63687247f3d00600#post_53a8e46a63687247f3d00600\r\n*Creates a gap in space-time through which you and the monster fall through to duke it out elsewhere*\r\nThat's enough of that for a day.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a8e59d6368726ac6bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n_*And now for something completely different*_","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8e5e16368726b8e510300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Once we're in*\r\n\r\nOkay, Let's finish this quick\r\n\r\n*CLOCK UP*\r\n\r\n*Time Slows down to a crawl for me*\r\n\r\n*I start beating the shit out of the monster*\r\n\r\n@123@\r\n\r\nRider Kick\r\n\r\n@RIDER KICK@\r\n\r\n*I end the monster with a rider kick*\r\n\r\n*Due to the fight being over, I somehow get deposited back out the gap*\r\n\r\n@CLOCK OVER@\r\n\r\n*The fight began and ended in a few milliseconds*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8e6186368726e9b1b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Dies*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8e66d63687273c4e50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GUYS! I FOUND MY 3DS AND CALCULATOR WATCH!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8e6766368726eb2c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e6186368726e9b1b0100#post_53a8e6186368726e9b1b0100\r\n*Hooks Random up to one of the Mann brothers' life-extending machines and brings him back to life*","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8e6a36368726ec2940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e5e16368726b8e510300#post_53a8e5e16368726b8e510300\r\n\r\nHey Coop, over there!\r\nThere will be another mecha/something fight. Hey, why not join in the party?\r\n\r\nOH YEAH, LET'S ROCK!\r\n\r\n!http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/100/b/f/megas_xlr_by_cpucore-d4vnxwl.png!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a8e70c63687273c4250300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e6766368726eb2c40100#post_53a8e6766368726eb2c40100\r\n*Comes back to life as a goat*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8e74563687273c43b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e5e16368726b8e510300#post_53a8e5e16368726b8e510300\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e6a36368726ec2940100#post_53a8e6a36368726ec2940100\r\n\r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111126133627/fallout/es/images/c/cc/Liberty-prime.jpg!\r\n\r\nInitiating directive 7395: destroy all communists!\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8e7586368726e91800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e66d63687273c4e50200#post_53a8e66d63687273c4e50200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]GUYS! I FOUND MY 3DS AND CALCULATOR WATCH![/bq]\r\n*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!*\r\n!http://static.tumblr.com/tjv6lw7/ZmFm8uwcb/muppets_-_flailing_kermit.gif!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8e76163687276930a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e66d63687273c4e50200#post_53a8e66d63687273c4e50200\r\n\r\nThat's so old! Does it still work?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8e7666368726b8efe0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e70c63687273c4250300#post_53a8e70c63687273c4250300\r\n*\"this\":store.steampowered.com/app/265930/ happens*","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53a8e79163687259110a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e7666368726b8efe0300#post_53a8e7666368726b8efe0300\r\n*Dies again, explodes into a trillion pieces*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8e79663687236e9780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e76163687276930a0500#post_53a8e76163687276930a0500\r\nYES! Iv'e had my Casio calculator watch since IO was fifteen.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8e7ca636872186d340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e6a36368726ec2940100#post_53a8e6a36368726ec2940100\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e74563687273c43b0300#post_53a8e74563687273c43b0300\r\n*CLOCK UP*\r\n\r\n*During the clock up, I casually stroll up to megas, climb up it, And get into into the backseat*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8e8436368726ac6740300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Creates a space-time gap and sends everyone to a parallel universe where porn is illegal.*\r\n*Zips the gap closed so that any attempts to return will send them to them to a worse universe.*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a8e85663687259e2800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e79663687236e9780000#post_53a8e79663687236e9780000\r\nSince Io was fifteen? Daaaaaang man, that _is_ really old!  Which means you are too!","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8e87f6368725a3f440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e8436368726ac6740300#post_53a8e8436368726ac6740300\r\n*Comes back to life as a midget*\r\nFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8e8936368726b8e520400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e85663687259e2800000#post_53a8e85663687259e2800000\r\nI'm 24!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8e8a66368726a02f30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e74563687273c43b0300#post_53a8e74563687273c43b0300\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e7ca636872186d340100#post_53a8e7ca636872186d340100\r\n\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/012ebf71633d47cf0a159035f45b38db/tumblr_mnupmmFYKX1so9972o2_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qSOuC5h68bI/U5Ym_N7ezSI/AAAAAAAACOg/cgZqG1Ly9pM/s1600/Megas-XLR-American-Cartoon.png!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a8e8d86368726b8e550400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e8436368726ac6740300#post_53a8e8436368726ac6740300\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e8a66368726a02f30100#post_53a8e8a66368726a02f30100\r\nYou know what to do","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8e95b636872533d4c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e8936368726b8e520400#post_53a8e8936368726b8e520400\r\n\r\n*snort* [spoiler] GILF [/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}