time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/616.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53a8e976636872540c5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e8936368726b8e520400#post_53a8e8936368726b8e520400\r\nAh, it all makes sense now, then!  You must have time traveled some time in your future and obtained the watch only 15 years after the moon Io's formation.  Which would still be insane that there were watches back then, unless it's some kind of special time-watch on its own, or unless it was given to you by another time traveler.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"53a8e97a6368722782a30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e8a66368726a02f30100#post_53a8e8a66368726a02f30100\r\n\r\n\r\n*liberty prime prepares his GIGANTIC tesla cannon when suddenly something comes out of the sand*\r\n\r\n*ITS UGH ZAN IV*\r\n\r\n!http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/594751351833130268/9B026841DF9A1DE594D1A92D6CF67279FEFF97DF/!\r\n\r\nHE IS GIANT.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8e9826368726e91060200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e8d86368726b8e550400#post_53a8e8d86368726b8e550400\r\n\r\nSmash everything!\r\n\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3114968/megas-xlr-dmv-o.gif!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a8e9a86368726b8e8c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e95b636872533d4c0400#post_53a8e95b636872533d4c0400\r\nReeeeaaaally?\r\nAre you offering?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8ea196368727030280400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e97a6368722782a30100#post_53a8e97a6368722782a30100\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e9826368726e91060200#post_53a8e9826368726e91060200\r\nIf you'll excuse me for a moment... *CLOCK UP*\r\n\r\n*Leaps out of Megas and Does a Rider kick on Ugh zan IV*\r\n\r\n*Using the momentum to get back to Megas*\r\n\r\n*Gets back in the backseat before the clock up is done*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8ea396368725931b60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8e9a86368726b8e8c0400#post_53a8e9a86368726b8e8c0400\r\n\r\nI would never ask you to cheat on your current partner sugar, sorry","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8eb8c6368725971240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ea396368725931b60000#post_53a8ea396368725931b60000\r\n\r\nDame un abrazo \r\n\r\n<(TT_TT<)","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a8eb9963687259e27c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ea396368725931b60000#post_53a8ea396368725931b60000\r\nYou're alright Quasr.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8eba763687236e9c20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Turns Squiggy into a girl*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8ebca6368725904f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8eba763687236e9c20100#post_53a8eba763687236e9c20100\r\nAhhh!\r\nWhat the shit?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8ebe363687273a3ef0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ea396368725931b60000#post_53a8ea396368725931b60000\r\nSugar?\r\n!http://guywiththesmile.com/images/sack%20smaller.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53a8ec2f63687259fbce0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8eb8c6368725971240100#post_53a8eb8c6368725971240100\r\n\r\n(> ^ u^)> Vengache apapacho\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ebe363687273a3ef0400#post_53a8ebe363687273a3ef0400\r\n\r\nYou always know what I think\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8eb9963687259e27c0100#post_53a8eb9963687259e27c0100\r\n\r\nYou're alright as well","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8ec6863687259715e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ebca6368725904f20000#post_53a8ebca6368725904f20000\r\nNow you're a heterosexual!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8ec9d6368726ec2080300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ec6863687259715e0100#post_53a8ec6863687259715e0100\r\nNever!\r\n*runs to find the nearest girl to make out with*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8eca26368725911370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Sends everyone to a parallel universe where not only is porn illegal, the internet was never invented, anime never existed, video games where deemed offensive then made illegal, where red lights last twice as long but green lights half as long, Shocker has taken control of the world and packaging plastic for products is even harder to open.*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a8ecc86368726eb2a70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ea196368727030280400#post_53a8ea196368727030280400\r\n\r\n*ugh zan recovers all of his health and comes back as new as he came in to the battle* \r\n\r\n*he readies his uranium oversized cannonbals and calls his army*\r\n\r\n!http://images.wikia.com/serious/images/archive/e/e4/20111129085134!Scrapjack_3.png!\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121219131933/serioussam/ru/images/6/6b/Technopolip_4.png!\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110919045112/serious/images/d/d0/Khnum_3.png!\r\n!http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111130061503/serious/images/1/1b/Redarachnoid_3.png!\r\n\r\n*they all launch their highly explosive and dangerous projectiles to the megas with the rider inside of it\r\n\r\n!http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/594703156271791600/9015BDDE6A3EEB72699FE2A3679AE14EBDBB493D/1024x576.resizedimage!\r\n\r\n*the witch bride uses mental force to make sure the rider doesnt move as well as trying to compress him\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8ece4636872525c080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8eca26368725911370100#post_53a8eca26368725911370100\r\nSo basically it's Hell?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a8ecec6368726e9b050300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8eca26368725911370100#post_53a8eca26368725911370100\r\n\r\nAre Uwe Boll movies nominated for an Oscar?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8ed09636872186dcb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8eca26368725911370100#post_53a8eca26368725911370100\r\n*Sends everyone to a parallel universe where dinosaurs never became extinct*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8ed886368724c1b440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ed09636872186dcb0200#post_53a8ed09636872186dcb0200\r\n\r\n*uses a heavy MG to mow down every dinosaur that comes close*\r\n\r\nif dinosaurs never became extinct, then humans are gonna make them go extinct","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a8eda06368725a2cb50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ecec6368726e9b050300#post_53a8ecec6368726e9b050300\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8eca26368725911370100#post_53a8eca26368725911370100\r\n\r\nAre Uwe Boll movies nominated for an Oscar?[/bq]\r\nHe's the only person that wins year after year, even for categories where they weren't nominated and every video game franchise when video games were made illegal moved to movie format with him as the sole director for all of them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a8edab636872540cc00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ed886368724c1b440000#post_53a8ed886368724c1b440000\r\nNo they aren't!\r\n*Protects a _T. rex_ nest using a magic shield*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a8edc9636872540cd00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8eda06368725a2cb50100#post_53a8eda06368725a2cb50100\r\n\r\nI like it!\r\n\r\nThanks!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a8ede663687264061b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a8ecc86368726eb2a70300#post_53a8ecc86368726eb2a70300\r\nHehe... CLOCK UP!\r\n\r\n*Due to the effect not being nearly as defense in this slowed down time, He easily breaks free*\r\n\r\n*He leaps out of the cockpit and Rider kicks the witch bride*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a8eef76368725da9480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Gets out my Eager Cleaver and begins slashing TME to death*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}