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{"topics":[{"id":"555936826368725185f50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We ALMOST had a Buffy strip tease","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5559369d6368721679781900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Buffy is now a rat fix","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555936b96368725185590300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5559369d6368721679781900#post_5559369d6368721679781900\r\nWAT","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555936c56368725185700300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5559335563687264b43b0c00#post_5559335563687264b43b0c00\r\nI thought the name was based on a scar that was on your hand.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"555937026368720e80650f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555936826368725185f50200#post_555936826368725185f50200\r\nWhat.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555937166368721cd22e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now time for some crazy Laws that are dumb in other states\r\n\r\nI start out with Arizona\r\n\"Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.\"\r\nWell then that's stupid.\r\n\r\nNext is Alabama\r\n\"Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.\"\r\nMakes sense don't want to fight a Bear.\r\n\r\nNext is Arkansas\r\n\"It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly\"\r\nWell then people have speech impenitents.\r\n\r\nNext is California\r\n\"Bathhouses are against the law.\"\r\nI can see why now.\r\n\r\nNext is Colorado\r\n\"It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.\"\r\nYeah because riding a horse is more dangerous than driving a car.\r\n\r\nNext is Connecticut\r\n\"In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.\"\r\nWAT\r\n\r\nThat's it for now.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"555937336368720e80ba0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"biggest postposting in a while\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5556e26a63687207f6470900#post_5556e26a63687207f6470900\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6897648384/hA212029B/![/bq]\r\nthe tree has to wrap itself in a grass blanket because it's so cold and bare\r\n\r\nthis is why there are no nice things in the cold\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555745ca636872587b510900#post_555745ca636872587b510900\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]Since finals are over for me, I got back to watching my cartoons.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]99% sure that \"Tanks for the Memories\" was supposed be about Tanks' death but Hasbro wouldn't allow it. Almost all of the dialogue points to that conclusion.[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nI can see it\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557779f63687215858f0c00#post_5557779f63687215858f0c00\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]!//derpicdn.net/img/2015/5/16/897142/medium.gif!:/897142\r\n\r\nWake up EHAN.[/bq]\r\nthings interesting and relevant to me that i miss because of other more demanding life situations, specimen #587439\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557aeb963687228a1600200#post_5557aeb963687228a1600200\r\n\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557aff56368722ab09d0700#post_5557aff56368722ab09d0700\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557b0816368722ab03e0800#post_5557b0816368722ab03e0800\r\n\"@norikago\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557b0846368724006bb1300#post_5557b0846368724006bb1300\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557ae3d6368722fa5550500#post_5557ae3d6368722fa5550500\r\n\"Congratulations\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM [/bq]\r\nBasically all of yesterday, and even today I still don't feel the gravity of all of this, I mean the most exciting thing to me yesterday was going to a graduation party at an amusement park type place and winning over 2000 tickets from one of the arcade machines\r\n\r\nI got 4 of those goddamn Fun Dip things, they're not all for me btw, you'll see what I got them for later this month :P\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557b6a563687234a1352700#post_5557b6a563687234a1352700\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]!https://41.media.tumblr.com/37c87345da77da99a28ad4f870b932de/tumblr_nmt1nzcD4n1qjnhqgo1_540.jpg!\r\n\r\nZEBRAFORCE\r\n\r\nCan we please change that to the official term?[/bq]\r\nThat is a band name if I've ever seen one\r\n\r\n\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557ca6b6368723889ed0a00#post_5557ca6b6368723889ed0a00\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557b6a563687234a1352700#post_5557b6a563687234a1352700\r\nLlamathrust.\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mciveza7M01rx6739o1_250.gif! [/bq]\r\nLlamathrust is also the other great option\r\n\r\n\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557cfc06368720985b90100#post_5557cfc06368720985b90100\r\n[bq=\"Gizoid101\"]!https://38.media.tumblr.com/b57b4cf14d77905251af046f0261e943/tumblr_no7mosttsX1u5cb23o1_400.gif!\r\n\r\n@I haven't watched the new episodes@[/bq]\r\nI've only watched one episode\r\n\r\nGODDAMN IT'S ANOTHER THING TO ADD TO MY BACKLOG, IT NEVER ENDS D:\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557d17c6368722681583200#post_5557d17c6368722681583200\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]!https://41.media.tumblr.com/3f34ef94157e360189a611373e490801/tumblr_nofnz75e4h1rmuvqjo1_500.jpg![/bq]\r\n*insert The Tick quote*\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557d1886368720985790400#post_5557d1886368720985790400\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557d109636872615d420000#post_5557d109636872615d420000\r\n\r\nMaking a joke, friend. \r\n\r\nBut if you want to get technical, I _am_ the reason that this thread came back from the dead to begin with...\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/g3PLXzl.png! [/bq]\r\nYou are our pseudo-founder, how do you feel about that\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555805686368726ae4810f00#post_555805686368726ae4810f00\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]!https://derpicdn.net/img/download/2015/5/15/896716__safe_solo_oc_animated_upvotes+galore_glasses_3d_sfm_dancing_oc-colon-fluffle+puff.gif![/bq]\r\nnot even sure what i'm looking at here\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55581d6e636872684d341d00#post_55581d6e636872684d341d00\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]Just found out that there's going to be another Global Testfire on the 23rd. (I'm going to make sure not to miss this one.)[/bq]\r\nit's gon be hype :D\r\n\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555856286368720a4bd70800#post_555856286368720a4bd70800\r\n[bq=\"AppleJackFrost\"]Why did I have a dream that involves poison dart frogs raining from the ceiling of my bedroom?[/bq]\r\nthat sounds like the greatest dream ever or the most terrifying dream ever\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555861be6368720a4b831600#post_555861be6368720a4b831600\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]I recommend watching the Cat in the Hat movie. Cannot believe it's not PG13.[/bq]\r\nAnimated or live action? Because the live action one gave me a physical headache the first time I saw it\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5558bfcb6368726b8b972e00#post_5558bfcb6368726b8b972e00\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]!https://38.media.tumblr.com/7ab78b34684599db93e2caf748576acb/tumblr_nchdheoVE11sr0k7ao2_400.gif![/bq]\r\nabandon thread gif?\r\n\r\n\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5558f3d36368724149510400#post_5558f3d36368724149510400\r\n[bq=\"Kaz\"]This is actually a pretty smexy humanization\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/9DwkJ01.jpg![/bq]\r\ncorrect\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5559095063687211349d0900#post_5559095063687211349d0900\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"][spoiler]pyon[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nspeaking of, tfw the guy who brought us Nichijoint is looking to make a weed version of the pyon song\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/6Obgl4w.png!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/DVpHAI3.gif!\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55590f326368721ba1f60200#post_55590f326368721ba1f60200\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/252/947/703.png![/bq]\r\nquite","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5559375b6368727907820200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Y'know?\r\n\r\nLightspeed Flash and Speed of sound sonic might be related.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5559376e63687264b4151300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555936b96368725185590300#post_555936b96368725185590300\r\nWitch girl got jealous that Buffy was trying to seduce Xander, so she turned her into a rat\r\n\r\nAnd now Willow is going to chop up Xander with an axe out of jealousy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5559376f6368720e80181000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555937166368721cd22e0100#post_555937166368721cd22e0100\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]Now time for some crazy Laws that are dumb in other states\r\n\r\n\"Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.\"\r\nWell then that's stupid.[/bq]\r\nCan confirm, we don't allow that here anymore\r\n\r\nNot since the accident","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555937b763687264b4961300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555937336368720e80ba0f00#post_555937336368720e80ba0f00\r\nIt's a dance Fluffy.\r\n\r\nNo, it's a fuck you I'm out gif.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555937ba63687245bf510000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555936c56368725185700300#post_555936c56368725185700300\r\nIt is.\r\n\r\nI was making a joke about myself having a stand of myself.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555937bb6368721679711b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I've binged on BoJack Horseman.\r\nShit's getting pretty srs.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"555937cc63687245bf620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now Xander and Cordelia are hiding at Buffy's house, and Buffy's mom is hitting on Xander\r\n\r\nGod this episode is uncomfortable","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555938876368721cd2040300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So now evil vampire villain is into him\r\n\r\nAnd essentially an mob of love crazed woman are all trying to kill Xander out of jealousy","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555938a463687264b4101500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555937b763687264b4961300#post_555937b763687264b4961300\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555937336368720e80ba0f00#post_555937336368720e80ba0f00\r\nIt's a dance Fluffy.\r\n\r\nNo, it's a fuck you I'm out gif.[/bq]\r\nI mean those could both be used similarly in certain situations","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555938b26368721679fb1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Zc3p6gM.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555938dd63687262b1b60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555937bb6368721679711b00#post_555937bb6368721679711b00\r\nSHIT GETS WEIRDLY SRS\r\nESPECIALLY FOR A SHOW WITH A CHARACTER LIKE VINCENT ADULTMAN\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/778f6c7a4a1ee74655ace6d28a147e7c/tumblr_nbrgvdwj5d1tljxpko1_500.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555939006368720e80831200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555938a463687264b4101500#post_555938a463687264b4101500\r\n...\r\nFuck, you're right.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555939406368721cd2070400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555938dd63687262b1b60500#post_555938dd63687262b1b60500\r\nI… haven't gotten that far.\r\nJust started the episode where BoJack goes to -Tahiti- Malibu.","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"555939556368720e80091300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@I@ @FEel@ @LiKE@ @I aM@ @dYinG@...\r\n@Egh@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5559397463687262b1800600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/cfc733bdec4916b6d7debbc8a0791375/tumblr_noc7op3nkC1qmcj0to1_500.jpg!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/0c1da7d60c8a82c93bf7c25c2d9002ac/tumblr_no7rdmLxSS1r72ht7o1_500.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/acc32a4348e1ac799ba7f539d789aba1/tumblr_ng4rbmyVaB1qh6swzo1_500.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/db531251343902e19cbea4aba73bf1c0/tumblr_no7g5eFh101uqag2fo1_500.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555939bc6368720e80a91300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/digimon/images/7/70/Cutemon_b.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100910070900!\r\nBored. Postin Best Mon.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55593a2d6368727907730600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"whoo I gethz work tomorrow","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55593a546368727907ab0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know what's great about Buffy\r\nThey have a cliche, bitchy, popular meangirl character\r\nAnd they give her an actual character and development","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]} |