time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6279.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555d6a1963687203563e0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So yes, I can now officially eat a bag of dicks","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555d6a2563687203564c0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"dick fix","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555d6a2d636872574e770200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d68ac636872732b3e2600#post_555d68ac636872732b3e2600\r\nYes.\r\nAnd yes.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555d6bb663687203cc460700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now that I think about it, the weird cult in Mad Max was basically just a less technologically impressive version of The Imperium of Man. Hell Immortan Joe was straight up a less powerful version of the God-Emperor himself.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555d6c44636872574e750400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If anybody's interested, here's my \"DeviantArt gallery\":http://hjsdgce.deviantart.com/gallery/. It only has 3 images though but you guys motivated me to post it.\r\n\r\nSo, yeah. Hope you check it out.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555d6c8a636872574eac0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I thought Mad Max was like Fallout with working cars.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555d6ccf63687203cc930800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6c8a636872574eac0400#post_555d6c8a636872574eac0400\r\nI like to refer to it as \"A gearhead wet dream.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555d6cda636872574eed0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6bb663687203cc460700#post_555d6bb663687203cc460700\r\nThe swamp land people are creepy ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"555d6e5a6368727b2d920f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6c44636872574e750400#post_555d6c44636872574e750400\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]If anybody's interested, here's my \"DeviantArt gallery\":http://hjsdgce.deviantart.com/gallery/. It only has 3 images though but you guys motivated me to post it.\r\n\r\nSo, yeah. Hope you check it out.[/bq]\r\nQuite profound.\r\n\r\n...nah I don't even have anything witty to say, I like it though","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555d6ed2636872732b1c3100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6c44636872574e750400#post_555d6c44636872574e750400\r\nNo problem!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"555d6eda6368720356b00c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6e5a6368727b2d920f00#post_555d6e5a6368727b2d920f00\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6ed2636872732b1c3100#post_555d6ed2636872732b1c3100\r\n\r\nThank you.\r\nI should do this (the drawing, the posting and stuff) more often.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555d6f3363687203cc870b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bored...\r\n\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B61tgukCQAAbsvQ.jpg:large!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"555d6f4e636872574ed00700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did you know that during the original theatrical release for 1960 classic _Psycho_, Alfred Hitchcock DEMANDED that theaters not allow late arrivals into the theater? Regardless of their ticket.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555d6f53636872593e240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So... any advice on how to tell our family that we're already having sex?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555d6f9063687203cc140c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6f53636872593e240100#post_555d6f53636872593e240100\r\nMake a video.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555d6fa663687203cc360c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6f53636872593e240100#post_555d6f53636872593e240100\r\nJust walk up straight, leave the front door open and the car engine warm, and say it with abruptly.\r\nIf they react negatively, run to your car.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555d700d636872574ee20800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6f9063687203cc140c00#post_555d6f9063687203cc140c00\r\nNU!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6fa663687203cc360c00#post_555d6fa663687203cc360c00\r\nI don't know how to car.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555d7057636872732b203400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d700d636872574ee20800#post_555d700d636872574ee20800\r\nDo you have any form of transportation?\r\nMake sure you get it ready.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555d70b4636872732bbd3400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Maybe keeping it a secret is the best course of action for now.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555d70e363687203ccd10d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/t21Kl8O.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555d71606368722f34790700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d70b4636872732bbd3400#post_555d70b4636872732bbd3400\r\nYou should try to tell them as early as possible.\r\nThough, if you want, you can wait a bit.\r\n\r\nTelling something like that would be so awkward.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555d729563687203cce60f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6f9063687203cc140c00#post_555d6f9063687203cc140c00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6f53636872593e240100#post_555d6f53636872593e240100\r\nMake a video.[/bq]\r\nAnd show us","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555d733a6368727b2dc31700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d6f53636872593e240100#post_555d6f53636872593e240100\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]So... any advice on how to tell our family that we're already having sex?[/bq]\r\nMake a video.\r\nI said it because is more safety and there is no direct contact with the family.\r\n","author":null},{"id":"555d742263687203ccd31100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555d729563687203cce60f00#post_555d729563687203cce60f00\r\nNUU!\r\n\r\nWe should just tell them when we're about over 20 at least that'll soften the blows.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"555d742d6368727b2d6f1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Animaniacs song\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6ejaWXqZKE","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}