time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6317.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555f5cf36368720edcee0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5c8163687269664b0500#post_555f5c8163687269664b0500\r\nPressure wash?\r\n\r\nAlso, What kind of Lunch! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555f5d196368720edc150400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5cdc6368726966ae0500#post_555f5cdc6368726966ae0500\r\n\"Top comment\":http://imgur.com/gallery/ZoYyYmm","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555f5d866368726791d50c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5cf36368720edcee0300#post_555f5cf36368720edcee0300\r\nI used a pressure washer. Imagine a garden hose that sprays water so fast it can actually peel your skin. As for lunch we went to the resturaunt owned and run by my old elementery school principal.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555f5d9363687227c9aa1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5cdc6368726966ae0500#post_555f5cdc6368726966ae0500\r\nYAY!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"555f5e606368726966170800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I rewatched the movie adaptation for 1984 and I thought of something; it's kind of fucking terrifying how many political groups think it's a instruction manual.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555f5e726368722956c90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5d866368726791d50c00#post_555f5d866368726791d50c00\r\nAhhhh I know these, I think my Brother used one before?\r\n\r\nAlso, Oh cool! Did you see him there?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5d196368720edc150400#post_555f5d196368720edc150400\r\nI need to tell my mom this. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555f5e9e63687227c9e91500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Finally a semi cloudy day","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555f5ea26368720edc270600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5e726368722956c90000#post_555f5e726368722956c90000\r\nMaybe check yourself.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555f5eb96368726966a90800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5d866368726791d50c00#post_555f5d866368726791d50c00\r\nThe first time I ever used a pressure washer I didn't expect it to be that powerful and it smacked me in the face.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555f5ee063687227c98b1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5eb96368726966a90800#post_555f5eb96368726966a90800\r\nHow old were you?!\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555f5f1f6368720edce10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Retracted.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555f5f306368726966900900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5ee063687227c98b1600#post_555f5ee063687227c98b1600\r\nTo be fair I was screwing around with it cause the person said to hold it tightly and I didn't believe him.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555f5fbe6368726966780a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5f306368726966900900#post_555f5f306368726966900900\r\nI'm kind of bummed I didn't get to witness that.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555f606263687227d3d01600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5f1f6368720edce10600#post_555f5f1f6368720edce10600\r\nI love Crocodiles and Alligators!\r\n\r\nLook how cool they are! He ripped it to pieces!\r\n\r\nI've said this before but I remember Watching on TV this Crocodile/Alligator was near a school or something? \r\n\r\nSo what does the cop do? He fucking shoots it.\r\n\r\nAnd the bullet just banked off of it at close range! Bullet prof! \r\n\r\n~Also what I was hungry~ ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555f60b36368721ff74d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5f1f6368720edce10600#post_555f5f1f6368720edce10600\r\nWhy do people post fucking huge images?  Seriously.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555f60ba63687227c9671a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f5f306368726966900900#post_555f5f306368726966900900\r\nThat reminds me of the time I got smacked in the face with a hose while I was in the swimming pool. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555f610063687227c9e61a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f60b36368721ff74d0000#post_555f60b36368721ff74d0000\r\nI don't know, I'm not even sure if I should post it or not.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555f61f36368721ff7530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can we get a page bump already?  Cause holy hell is that image huge.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555f628c63687213a3020800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"bump","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555f62f463687227c9a21f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f61f36368721ff7530100#post_555f61f36368721ff7530100\r\nI retracted it. Does that work?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555f635e63687227d3751d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f62f463687227c9a21f00#post_555f62f463687227c9a21f00\r\nIt fixed it.\r\n\r\nIf you want to post large images please link to it instead.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555f63b363687213a36e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f635e63687227d3751d00#post_555f635e63687227d3751d00\r\nIt's _kinda_ hard to tell its size if you're on a phone.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555f63c763687227c9b92100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What you guys doing?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555f63e263687227d3871e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f63c763687227c9b92100#post_555f63c763687227c9b92100\r\nContemplating a nap.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555f640563687227d3e11e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555f63c763687227c9b92100#post_555f63c763687227c9b92100\r\nProbably going to take another nap.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}