time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6330.json

{"topics":[{"id":"555feb2a6368723509d62000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555feae16368721a89920400#post_555feae16368721a89920400\r\nAnd he's on a road.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555febbe6368723509502200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555feb2a6368723509d62000#post_555feb2a6368723509d62000\r\n~A fury Road~ ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"555fec936368726180e60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I F-ING LOVE _CORDON BLEU!_\r\n!http://tallpoppycafe.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/chicken-cordon-blue.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"555fed3463687214f0041100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555fec936368726180e60900#post_555fec936368726180e60900\r\nI see Asparagus.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"555fee386368725b57870100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm watching that movie everyone is talking about.\r\n\r\nCan't wait to see [spoiler]Little Boy[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555ff0166368723509ce2b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555fee386368725b57870100#post_555fee386368725b57870100\r\nur sick","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"555ff1626368726180721200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think I might rewatch the Best Friends Man vs. Wild LP.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ff83b6368724cc16a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"GRAVITY FALLS CONFIRMED FOR JULY\":https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/601862231085559808\r\n\r\n[spoiler]BUT HYPE LATER\r\n\r\nPANIC NOW\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/42741c82d9ae030f16eeee22fbac34b1/tumblr_nm5lruZOd31s5wiico1_500.gif![/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"555ff9436368721c789a0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Guys. These cookies are looking really good right now.\r\nBut I don't want to just scarf them down like a goddamn animal.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ff96a6368724cc12b0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*snake sounds*","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"555ff98963687257b8770300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ff9436368721c789a0900#post_555ff9436368721c789a0900\r\nDo it anyway.\r\nWe're all technically animals.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555ff99763687257b88a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ff9436368721c789a0900#post_555ff9436368721c789a0900\r\nDon't do it \r\nTrust me I'm a expert ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"555ffa156368723509e64000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ff98963687257b8770300#post_555ff98963687257b8770300\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ff99763687257b88a0300#post_555ff99763687257b88a0300\r\nThere's also the problem that these cookies are fucking huge.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555ffa416368726e6c010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ff9436368721c789a0900#post_555ff9436368721c789a0900\r\n\r\nClick on them and see what happens.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555ffa9d6368721c78a40b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffa156368723509e64000#post_555ffa156368723509e64000\r\nIf they're too big to put completely in your mouth, then clearly, mariomarc's cock is too big for you.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555ffafb6368725b579c1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffa9d6368721c78a40b00#post_555ffa9d6368721c78a40b00\r\nDifferent shapes\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffa156368723509e64000#post_555ffa156368723509e64000\r\nDon't do it ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"555ffb0a6368723509bf4200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ff83b6368724cc16a0200#post_555ff83b6368724cc16a0200\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"GRAVITY FALLS CONFIRMED FOR JULY\":https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/601862231085559808\r\n\r\n[spoiler]BUT HYPE LATER\r\n\r\nPANIC NOW\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/42741c82d9ae030f16eeee22fbac34b1/tumblr_nm5lruZOd31s5wiico1_500.gif![/spoiler][/bq]\r\n_Aww..._\r\nYour pointless butthurt for the new MLP episode tomorrow is adorable.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"555ffb1b6368723509e44200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ff83b6368724cc16a0200#post_555ff83b6368724cc16a0200\r\nPANIC PANIC PANIC!!!","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"555ffb206368726e6ca00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffa9d6368721c78a40b00#post_555ffa9d6368721c78a40b00\r\nOne time I swallowed several pizza slices whole.\r\n\r\nSide note: don't ever try to swallow a 1/8th of a 24inch pizza whole; it hurts like hell.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555ffb4e6368726618680100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffb206368726e6ca00000#post_555ffb206368726e6ca00000\r\n\r\n... I'm curious as to why you'd do that, but too scared to ask.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555ffb916368720e79520000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!https://36.media.tumblr.com/d6acdc2ea646752f3abded2cce030fe3/tumblr_noruwlHhmj1s5e3quo3_540.jpg!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/cb54db006596775d4d554c521ab11cbe/tumblr_noruwlHhmj1s5e3quo2_540.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n\"Source\":http://wukong-themonkeyking.tumblr.com/","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"555ffbb46368720fb20e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffb206368726e6ca00000#post_555ffb206368726e6ca00000\r\nNiiiiiiice.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffb4e6368726618680100#post_555ffb4e6368726618680100\r\nBecause fuck you, it's pizza.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"555ffbc36368726e6c150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffb1b6368723509e44200#post_555ffb1b6368723509e44200\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ff83b6368724cc16a0200#post_555ff83b6368724cc16a0200\r\nPANIC PANIC PANIC!!![/bq]\r\nHe's currently preparing for the Second Coming of -Jesus Christ- Gilda right now.\r\n\r\nDon't piss him off unless your intent is to piss him off about Gilda. \r\nThen go right ahead. :D","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"555ffc036368725b575a1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffb4e6368726618680100#post_555ffb4e6368726618680100\r\nCause I'm one of those people that doesn't look like they can eat a lot but can actually eat a lot and my friends were tired of waiting for me to finish eating at the buffet and the business owner was starting to get mad at me so I swallowed the entire piece in one. . I was like trying to swallow a shoe whole.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"555ffc076368720e944a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555ffbc36368726e6c150100#post_555ffbc36368726e6c150100\r\nOh I will Gilda was mean the last time we saw her.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}