time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6335.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556013cc6368724486ba1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5560139b6368721c78104200#post_5560139b6368721c78104200\r\nit must have sprung a leak,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556013fb6368724dfcdd0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556013b363687237807d2a00#post_556013b363687237807d2a00\r\nthey do nothing for me, i don't drink, and i hate meeting new people in person,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5560140f636872589c1c2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just know that I need a fistfight and some guys betting on it.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5560141b6368721c78384300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5560139b6368721c78104200#post_5560139b6368721c78104200\r\nIf you ever want to go at it more than once I suggest you have water in standby. Hell I have like three bottles of water on my headboard for just such an occasion.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5560141c6368727651810600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5560137a636872346b0d0f00#post_5560137a636872346b0d0f00\r\nto be fair the 2011 thing was a prequel and wasn't particularly hilarious, just boring. \r\n\r\n~it did have some rad ass transformations though even if they were cgi~","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556014236368721c78464300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556013b363687237807d2a00#post_556013b363687237807d2a00\r\nIn an alternate universe we are all Irish.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5560142d63687276518a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55601342636872589c781f00#post_55601342636872589c781f00\r\n*[Console Gamers]*\r\n\r\nI'M DYING! JESUS CHRIST!\r\n\r\nI've seen this but it still gets me every time!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556012546368723780b42700#post_556012546368723780b42700\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55601342636872589c781f00#post_55601342636872589c781f00\r\nEverything needs to be turned into Jojo. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556014486368724dfc390c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Appropriate music\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEM4HJPG6pM","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556014786368723780e12b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5560141b6368721c78384300#post_5560141b6368721c78384300\r\nI see, it has something to do with a person's water reserves.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556014a26368724486fd1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556014486368724dfc390c00#post_556014486368724dfc390c00\r\nI demand \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCUe7UyA_Ec be on our hypothetical pub's jukebox ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556014a6636872589c262200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556013fb6368724dfcdd0b00#post_556013fb6368724dfcdd0b00\r\nYou're like my brother...\r\nI see your point though. Since we have the internet, going outside and \"doing activities\" just don't seem to be so appealing or \"lively\" anymore.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5560150563687276514a0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556014a26368724486fd1800#post_556014a26368724486fd1800\r\n\"Comodo!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eijPrEo-ZQI","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5560151e63687220120d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556014a6636872589c262200#post_556014a6636872589c262200\r\nHey don't knock it. There's a sort of devilish fun that comes from a straight woman flirting up a storm with you only to find out you bat for her team.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556015216368724dfc840d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556014a6636872589c262200#post_556014a6636872589c262200\r\nthat's not the problem i have social anxiety bolstered by a long history of violent confrontations, it makes me paranoid as fuck around crowds,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556015b86368720f50f50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556015216368724dfc840d00#post_556015216368724dfc840d00\r\nI don't like large crowds as well but I get a long with most people I meet. Though sometimes I tend to scare of some due to my monocularity.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"556015cd6368724dfcaf0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556014a26368724486fd1800#post_556014a26368724486fd1800\r\nI agree! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556016056368724dfc070f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5560151e63687220120d0000#post_5560151e63687220120d0000\r\nCan't tell if evil or no.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5560164f6368724486001c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556015b86368720f50f50000#post_556015b86368720f50f50000\r\nI can function better with small crowds as long as i have someone with me, in a funny twist after i enter my comfort zone i switch from border line shrinking violet to loud and bombastic, with a cheezy sense of humor,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"5560167d6368720f509c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556015216368724dfc840d00#post_556015216368724dfc840d00\r\nI see...\r\nDang man.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556017156368724dfcda1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556016056368724dfc070f00#post_556016056368724dfc070f00\r\nNot evil. Just fun in a sort of sadisticway. But its not without it's dangers. There are those few instances in which the lady won't take a hint.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556017346368724dfc121100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5560164f6368724486001c00#post_5560164f6368724486001c00\r\nThat's going to be a problem with overpopulation.\r\n\r\nAlso, I kind of want to make a cosplay that people won't notice as cosplay at first glance.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5560173a6368721c788e4900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5560167d6368720f509c0100#post_5560167d6368720f509c0100\r\nYou haven't lived life until you have to remind yourself that lady waving hi to you isn't likely to kill you, Now that i can say type a reply without 5 minutes of psyching myself up it's funny to me how bad i used to be,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556017816368722012940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556017346368724dfc121100#post_556017346368724dfc121100\r\n\r\nPirate?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"556017876368724486721e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556017346368724dfc121100#post_556017346368724dfc121100\r\nhumans still only occupy a tiny amount of the land, and a few people passing by no longer triggers the full they are going to kill me reaction,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556017aa6368721c78714a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556017156368724dfcda1000#post_556017156368724dfcda1000\r\nYao Guai!","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"}]}