time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6440.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55648bce6368727b90e00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Bbys\":acoustics.org/4pab3-can-a-spider-sing-if-so-who-might-be-listening-alexander-l-sweger-george-w-uetz/","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55648c8c63687228f09c3e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556484fa636872295e801700#post_556484fa636872295e801700\r\nWell, not really.\r\nIslam is still the dominant religion of the country and controls a large aspect of it. It's just that it's impossible to erect a law that bans pork from Muslims as the country's community is extremely diverse and impossible to write down every Muslim at open restaurants.\r\n\r\nBesides, to me it would be a very bad move to do so.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55648dfb6368722908683900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55648bce6368727b90e00300#post_55648bce6368727b90e00300\r\nFurther proof of the awesomeness of arachnids","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556492e3636872295ebf2c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Drew an NSFW thing\r\nStarted a NSFW blog to post it on\r\n\r\n\r\n^~2scraed 2 poast~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556496586368722935ef3b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ded yuu gnuh:\r\nYou can get a zit on your eyelid\r\n\r\nBecause I didn't \r\nNow I do ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556497046368727a90641100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556496586368722935ef3b00#post_556496586368722935ef3b00\r\nYou know that or you actually have one?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556497206368722935973d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556497046368727a90641100#post_556497046368727a90641100\r\nI have one\r\n\r\nIt's \r\n\r\nUnpleasant","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55649783636872319ec61f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556497206368722935973d00#post_556497206368722935973d00\r\nNeedle. Match or lighter. Rubbing alcohol. Paper towel","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556498376368722935ea3f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55649783636872319ec61f00#post_55649783636872319ec61f00\r\nFuck that \r\nMy eyes have a restraining order on needles \r\n\r\nI'm using a rag soaked Epsom salt and hoping for the best","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5564986e636872319e522100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556498376368722935ea3f00#post_556498376368722935ea3f00\r\nUse fire","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5564989a636872295eae3700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556498376368722935ea3f00#post_556498376368722935ea3f00\r\nTrust when I say you do not want to lose an eye.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55649909636872295e943800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564112f6368722d07e02e00#post_5564112f6368722d07e02e00\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]!//derpicdn.net/img/2012/11/9/146412/medium.jpg!:/146412\r\nWhy don't anyplace in North America sell Kotatsu anywhere?\r\nI had one, but it broke years back. They were comfortable to sit in.[/bq]\r\nWatching Nichijou and Lucky Star makes me want a kotatsu","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"556499096368722908535100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I hope this is a troll:\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/StNDD7q.jpg!\r\n!https://t.chzbgr.com/ThumbnailCache/maxW500/i.chzbgr.com/completestore/14/7/11/BUCvkyIWHkGehxLTb25Fmg2.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556499226368726a21e40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564989a636872295eae3700#post_5564989a636872295eae3700\r\nYeah, they barely work as it is","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55649a256368727b90121000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55649909636872295e943800#post_55649909636872295e943800\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5564112f6368722d07e02e00#post_5564112f6368722d07e02e00\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]!//derpicdn.net/img/2012/11/9/146412/medium.jpg!:/146412\r\nWhy don't anyplace in North America sell Kotatsu anywhere?\r\nI had one, but it broke years back. They were comfortable to sit in.[/bq]\r\nWatching Nichijou and Lucky Star makes me want a kotatsu[/bq]\r\nWait\r\nThose things have heaters don't they?\r\nSHIEt \r\nNow I want one. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556499096368722908535100#post_556499096368722908535100\r\nFirst picture: maybe\r\nSecond picture: maybe not ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55649a28636872319e132400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556499226368726a21e40600#post_556499226368726a21e40600\r\nIn actuality, my remaining working eye is very good.\r\n\r\n ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55649a686368722908835400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55649a28636872319e132400#post_55649a28636872319e132400\r\nMine are poop","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55649af76368722935e94500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I had a strange dream last night\r\n\r\nI was a blacksmith who made weapons and armor out of spaghetti\r\n\r\nI also may or may not have been a female khajiit in the dream\r\n\r\nWhat","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55649b11636872295e923c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55649a686368722908835400#post_55649a686368722908835400\r\nLeast you got depth perception.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556499096368722908535100#post_556499096368722908535100\r\nYou underestimate the level of human stupidity.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55649b896368722908255700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55649af76368722935e94500#post_55649af76368722935e94500\r\nSo instead of mithril, we get meatball.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55649b9263687242f66d1d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55649af76368722935e94500#post_55649af76368722935e94500\r\nSounds like multiple dreams come true to me","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55649c4d636872295e383f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556499096368722908535100#post_556499096368722908535100\r\nWay he's saying that, he clearly haven't gone to enough school.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55649fc96368727ff88c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"boop\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGiRRTi_hJk","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5564a15a6368727b90101700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Have some adorableness:\r\n\"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/930/374/ba8.gif!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArJe--CGatg","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5564a2046368722908886600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556499096368722908535100#post_556499096368722908535100\r\nThe fact that you can't actually tell says a lot.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}