time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6449.json

{"topics":[{"id":"556528bf63687261f8300d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/28/71/4b/28714b1479217504bac628a6770b3ca0.jpg!\r\n\r\nAnime hair... Dey Existed!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5565296563687262a9a60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/md4gME5.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5565298163687265e7d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565287d63687262ba5d0700#post_5565287d63687262ba5d0700\r\nAnd nothing will get me out of here","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"556529cb63687262365c0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556528bf63687261f8300d00#post_556528bf63687261f8300d00\r\nAaaaaand adding that to the reference pile\r\n\r\n-molly","author":null},{"id":"55652a6b63687262368c0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5565298163687265e7d60000#post_5565298163687265e7d60000\r\nQuick everyone take all the Lamias!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55652a8d6368726250180e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556528bf63687261f8300d00#post_556528bf63687261f8300d00\r\nLong flowing hair is better.\r\nBut only if blonde or red\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/BerRuVX.jpg!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55652b106368726250f90e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652a6b63687262368c0e00#post_55652a6b63687262368c0e00\r\nI don't even care.\r\nIt's nice and cold under this rock.","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55652b256368726250280f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*AHHHHHHH SHIT CHIYURI!* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55652b3d63687262504f0f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556528bf63687261f8300d00#post_556528bf63687261f8300d00\r\n\r\n\"@Background Pony #89F0\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556529cb63687262365c0d00#post_556529cb63687262365c0d00\r\nI will also add this to the list!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55652b736368721d31e70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652b256368726250280f00#post_55652b256368726250280f00\r\nChiyuri?\r\n!http://en.touhouwiki.net/images/1/10/Th03Chiyuri.png!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55652bcd636872289fac0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652b736368721d31e70100#post_55652b736368721d31e70100\r\nWho?\r\n\r\nNo I mean Accel World Chiyuri!\r\n\r\nNot to spoil anything but she just pulled some \r\n\r\n*\"HA HA! IT WAS ALL PART OF MY MASTER PLAN!\"* \r\n!http://25.media.tumblr.com/60d386e664e5fe91fea19708cc029ea5/tumblr_mlso0kas3E1r2umvdo1_500.gif!\r\nshit!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55652c1e636872289f090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So people can assault you with tazers, and cops can't do nothing because tazers are legal.\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55652c376368727dacb90a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652c1e636872289f090200#post_55652c1e636872289f090200\r\nAre you serious? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55652c556368723a89a60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652c1e636872289f090200#post_55652c1e636872289f090200\r\nMy mom actually tazed me once.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55652cc663687265f3f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652c556368723a89a60100#post_55652c556368723a89a60100\r\nWhy","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55652ce76368722702920300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652c556368723a89a60100#post_55652c556368723a89a60100\r\nThat sounds awesome.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55652d026368727dac160c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652cc663687265f3f00000#post_55652cc663687265f3f00000\r\nBecause it was funny.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55652d33636872289f860300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652cc663687265f3f00000#post_55652cc663687265f3f00000\r\nHe communicates with his grandpa via choke holds, don't be surprised","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55652d3e63687265f3610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652c376368727dacb90a00#post_55652c376368727dacb90a00\r\nYep.\r\nApparently, is better to use a tazer to make a robbery or assaulting because tazers don't attract attention, pass without problems in metal detectors, and when suspects are checked by the police, they are not forwarded because the tazer carrying is legal.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55652d7a6368721d31730500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652d33636872289f860300#post_55652d33636872289f860300\r\nYou joke but a chokehold was actually the first time I ever got him to tap.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55652d8063687217b17c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652c556368723a89a60100#post_55652c556368723a89a60100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652c1e636872289f090200#post_55652c1e636872289f090200\r\nMy mom actually tazed me once.[/bq]\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652cc663687265f3f00000#post_55652cc663687265f3f00000\r\nBecause it was funny.[/bq]\r\nShe wanted you to be in Jackass, isn't?\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55652d886368722f44840300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652d3e63687265f3610100#post_55652d3e63687265f3610100\r\nIt's basically similar to pepper spray, huh?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55652db96368721d428f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"wheeee now i'm sick AND i have back pains","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55652dd663687265f3430200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652d8063687217b17c0000#post_55652d8063687217b17c0000\r\nNo. My mom is just an asshole.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55652dee63687265f3670200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55652db96368721d428f0000#post_55652db96368721d428f0000\r\nPain killers?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}