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{"topics":[{"id":"53ad9bf36368724f976b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ad99c26368724660180400#post_53ad99c26368724660180400\r\nI really hope you're joking...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ad9c3c6368722c7bd70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ad9bf36368724f976b0600#post_53ad9bf36368724f976b0600\r\nYes I am.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ad9c666368723718df0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ad9c3c6368722c7bd70000#post_53ad9c3c6368722c7bd70000\r\nOkay. You had me worried there Darling.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53ad9e8663687273d8a60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ad9c3c6368722c7bd70000#post_53ad9c3c6368722c7bd70000\r\n\r\nHouse kicks Who's ass.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53ada0ec6368723727590200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ad9e8663687273d8a60400#post_53ad9e8663687273d8a60400\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53ad9c3c6368722c7bd70000#post_53ad9c3c6368722c7bd70000\r\n\r\nHouse kicks Who's ass.[/bq]\r\nHonestly I haven't seen Dr House in years; I know it exists, just meh about it.  When I tried it I essentially went, \"This is pretty good (two weeks later forgot about it)\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53adaf72636872277e2d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've started playing Kamen rider Climax heroes, W is pretty good","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53adb45563687244ca3a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2010/12/10/13/enhanced-buzz-11934-1292006976-12.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53adc0da6368726aa5130200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/adam/ae0dbf234563fd274010373a3e8b0aff/worst-rap-album-covers-15.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53adcfb46368722426430100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Wow I'm pissed off!\r\n\r\nI today realized why there's so many security holes and bugs in a lot of websites, programs and operating systems: a metric fuck ton of programmers suck at intermediate and higher levels of math.\r\n\r\nI just had a hour long argument with my teacher and the whole thing can be summarized as:\r\n\"The book's equation is wrong\"\r\n\"Nuh-uh the book can't be wrong it's you that's wrong\"\r\n\"Here's the math on it to prove the book is wrong\"\r\n\"Then math itself is wrong\"\r\n\"Math is a absolute science; if math says you're wrong then you're wrong\"\r\n\"Nuh-uh programing is more pure of a science; if math is wrong then change how math works to make it fit the program\"\r\n\"If you used this program in real life it would cause a twenty car pile up and kill dozens\"\r\n\"Nuh-uh you're wrong cause everyone else got the program to output the right output so you're wrong\"\r\n\"And that's a straw man fallacy\"\r\n\"No one else had this problem except you\"\r\n\"Doesn't mean they're right\"\r\n\"Did anyone else have this problem?\"\r\n*someone sticks his hand up\r\n\"Can you help him?\"\r\n\"Okay\"\r\n\r\n\"So you had the same problem?\"\r\n\"Yeah; the teacher's a idiot; just use this and call it done\"\r\n\"Didn't you try to explain this to him?\"\r\n\"Yeah and he told me the same thing; just use this and walk away\"\r\n\"But that's screwed up; he's telling us that any time a math equation is incorrect that you're wrong instead\"\r\n\"I know, but he's not going to back down\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNo wonder why there's so many holes in software cause if the vast majority of people taking programming can't understand that if a equation is wrong then it's going to give the wrong output then that's going to cause a fuck ton of problems.\r\n\r\nIntermediate and higher levels of math should be a requirement for anyone taking programming cause if you are under the assumption that you can NOT be wrong under any situation and therefore any math to prove you wrong is itself wrong then that's going to cause a fuck ton of problems.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; My teacher's a idiot and I need a drink badly cause damn that's some hard core stupidity there.\r\n\r\n\r\nHere's a wild suggestion: If your output is wrong then maybe you should go and on pen and paper go through your math to see where it's wrong rather then automatically assume that math itself as a science is wrong first cause I sure don't see aeronautical engineers or such every time a airplane descends too quickly throwing out all of physics and going, \"nope gravity is wrong\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53add67e6368722bbf680200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adcfb46368722426430100#post_53adcfb46368722426430100\r\nhahahaha. Your anguish sustains me","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53add82a63687221f1b00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53add67e6368722bbf680200#post_53add67e6368722bbf680200\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adcfb46368722426430100#post_53adcfb46368722426430100\r\nhahahaha. Your anguish sustains me[/bq]\r\nMy anguish summarized in a nutshell:\r\n\"If this program was put into action in the real world it would kill someone. . . literally\"\r\n\r\n\r\nNow that I think about it a lot of problems in the real world programming industry could be prevented if people just once in a while fucking double checked their work.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"Hey maybe we should take five minutes to make sure this is correct before we implement the change?\"\r\n\"Nah\"\r\n*five seconds later someone steals five million dollars from the company cause the program was incorrect and thus let people access the company's finances\r\n\r\n\r\nImagine if heart surgeons had this mentality:\r\n\"Don't we need to attach the arteries and such to the heart?\"\r\n\"Eh; sticking it in the chest cavity is close enough\"\r\n\"Yeah; you're right; let's close him up.\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53ade4eb6368720b1fbe0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Renai Circulation + Tupac remix\":www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd9vJRSAhtw","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53ade56b6368722bd26a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/d5aa88cde6abf1bac185140cd7234e9d/tumblr_n10iuefm381sa5stto1_1280.jpg!\r\n\"_Velociraptor_\".","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53ade8436368721ee7e40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/be97d833de48d0e5e58a09bfa7a8b0df/tumblr_n6mgy2aCQT1r3gb3zo1_400.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/acd9f925a49999fe9f82ec23cf3b9267/tumblr_n6mgy2aCQT1r3gb3zo2_400.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53adecab6368727e836d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good morning class. Today, Randomosaur will be your teacher.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53adecf46368727c40e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adecab6368727e836d0100#post_53adecab6368727e836d0100\r\n\r\n\r\nhey teacher, you know a funny joke","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53adee0163687219844e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adecf46368727c40e60100#post_53adecf46368727c40e60100\r\nYour life.\r\n\r\nToday, we will be doing science. Each of you has a vial of _T. rex_ DNA. Don't ask me how I got it. You also have a vial of shark DNA.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53adeee16368727f94420200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adee0163687219844e0100#post_53adee0163687219844e0100\r\n\r\n\r\nyou know an even funnier joke?\r\n\r\n25\r\n\r\n*begins laughing*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53adef706368723c9d450300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adeee16368727f94420200#post_53adeee16368727f94420200\r\nI don't get it.\r\n\r\nPlease mix the shark DNA with the tyrannosaur DNA.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53adf09f6368723cd56e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Someone should upload a reversed version of this music onto YouTube.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ_XNe74XQs","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53adf1b56368723373410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adef706368723c9d450300#post_53adef706368723c9d450300\r\n\r\n\r\nteacher, i aint no scientist but im not sure that shit is gonna end well.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53adf20b63687233d34d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf1b56368723373410000#post_53adf1b56368723373410000\r\nDo it or I will get King Kong to rape you.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53adf2756368727c40680300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf20b63687233d34d0000#post_53adf20b63687233d34d0000\r\n\r\n\r\nok\r\n\r\n*tries to mix the dna´s but one of the vials falls off and breaks*\r\n\r\noops.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53adf3546368721cf02c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf2756368727c40680300#post_53adf2756368727c40680300\r\n*The DNA slips into the other vial, instantly generating a dinoshark*\r\nNow release the dinoshark into the ocean.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53adf3e16368722bd2780400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53adf3546368721cf02c0300#post_53adf3546368721cf02c0300\r\n\r\n\r\nyou know what, i feel like being a lawyer is a far safer job\r\n\r\n*gets out of the classroom*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}