time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/673.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b20efd6368727efed10400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b20eb66368727e5adc0400#post_53b20eb66368727e5adc0400\r\nI know! Bayo routinely slaughters gods that makes the olympians look like pussies.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b20f7c6368720214080500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And for all my Madoka bros.\r\n!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrVAIrPIgAAFgBH.jpg:large!\r\nKekekekekekeke","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b2105b6368723cba170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b20f7c6368720214080500#post_53b20f7c6368720214080500\r\n!http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7d06DBZo1qz7x7bo1_400.jpg!\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b210d06368723fee550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b20f7c6368720214080500#post_53b20f7c6368720214080500\r\nSo, still on the Nuzlocke?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b210ec63687240315c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]*Watches Squiggy's mom masturbate with a dildo, and when she is so close to orgasm, I use telekinesis to throw the dildo out her window*[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b211456368725ee5090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b210d06368723fee550000#post_53b210d06368723fee550000\r\nYup.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b210ec63687240315c0000#post_53b210ec63687240315c0000\r\n.......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b211836368725e690a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b211456368725ee5090000#post_53b211456368725ee5090000\r\nWhat, are you angry that I just gave your mom blue walls?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b211d96368725ee5340000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b211836368725e690a0000#post_53b211836368725e690a0000\r\nYou are a strange little boy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b2126063687261d0aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b211d96368725ee5340000#post_53b211d96368725ee5340000\r\nYeah, you think?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b213926368727c39560000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So here's a random thing that frustrates me: The lack of badassness in the LGBT movement. Pretty much everything produced for people who fall somewhere under that umbrella is almost always a drama or romantic comedy or occasionally horror. Its even worse when you get into things for straight audiences, where at best you're the character who gets all the best lines.\r\n\r\nWe need badass queer characters. I want a fucking hard R gay action movie. I want gay John Mclain diving through windows while dual weilding submachines. I want lesbian Blade slicing motherfuckers in half with a katana. We've got enough of this sad shit, I say its high time for some ridiculous badass shit.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b214036368727d918c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b213926368727c39560000#post_53b213926368727c39560000\r\nI've been saying this for years!!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b214056368727c39b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How do you help a Jew with ADHD?\r\n\r\nConcentration camp.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b2145a6368722513000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b214056368727c39b10000#post_53b214056368727c39b10000\r\nBoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b2147a63687222b50f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b2145a6368722513000000#post_53b2145a6368722513000000\r\nWhy do showerheads have eleven holes?\r\n\r\nBecause Jews only have ten fingers!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b2148463687223ec170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b214056368727c39b10000#post_53b214056368727c39b10000\r\nTrying not to laugh....","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b214a963687224ac0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b2147a63687222b50f0000#post_53b2147a63687222b50f0000\r\nI'm not sure I get that on- ohhhhhhhh. Terrible","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53b21557636872228e360000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What's the difference between Father Christmas and a Jew?\r\n\r\nSanta goes down the chimney.\r\n\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b2158c63687224eb410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"politically incorrect jokes are the best.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b216796368724b6d150000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b2158c63687224eb410000#post_53b2158c63687224eb410000\r\nIts better to laugh at the darkness than to fear it.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b216b56368724b040c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b216796368724b6d150000#post_53b216796368724b6d150000\r\nGiggle at the Ghosties.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b216ec6368724c7e1c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b214056368727c39b10000#post_53b214056368727c39b10000\r\nMother f!#$er.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b217936368724eb1810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright, who the fuck scribbled penises all over my ancient DNA sequences?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b217b46368724eb1ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b217936368724eb1810000#post_53b217936368724eb1810000\r\n\r\n*Hides permanent marker*","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b217f86368726fdb080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b217b46368724eb1ae0000#post_53b217b46368724eb1ae0000\r\nWhy are you so nervous?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b218426368727243130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b217f86368726fdb080000#post_53b217f86368726fdb080000\r\n\r\nN-nothing... I'm not nervous, YOU'RE NERVOUS, WHAT IS THIS, AN INTERROGATION?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}