time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6730.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55750bc763687231610001c1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750b896368720f74001712#post_55750b896368720f74001712\r\n? More like 10-12 for males\r\n8-10 for females","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55750bff636872703b00093c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750b796368727f1000181d#post_55750b796368727f1000181d\r\nThat's ridiculous.\r\n\r\nLike, something that legit is usually just in a cage and you cant even have that? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55750c236368722f54000d27","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750bff636872703b00093c#post_55750bff636872703b00093c\r\nMy super's an ass. But I got over it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55750c4463687209aa0010b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I've been watching the Super Best Friends LP of Freedom Planet and all I can think is \"this would make a kickass cartoon.\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"55750c6763687209aa0010dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750b796368727f1000181d#post_55750b796368727f1000181d\r\nAnd a fish?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750b976368720f74001728#post_55750b976368720f74001728\r\n[bq=\"SidewardManatee\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750b4663687209aa000f2c#post_55750b4663687209aa000f2c\r\nPeople ship them from the UK to America all the time.\r\n\r\nAmerica to Mexico would be ok[/bq]\r\nYeah, but I feel that will be freaking expensive, and the gecko will be more expensive due the shipping.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55750c956368722f54000ddb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750c4463687209aa0010b2#post_55750c4463687209aa0010b2\r\nI would love to see it a show!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750c236368722f54000d27#post_55750c236368722f54000d27\r\nMan, If I had a job And fucking money to just toss out for whenever or whatever I'd buy you a house myself. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55750cc7636872703b000a6d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750c6763687209aa0010dc#post_55750c6763687209aa0010dc\r\nEgh\r\nI wouldn't charge ya \r\n\r\nBut ya the shipping","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55750cd76368723161000310","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750bc763687231610001c1#post_55750bc763687231610001c1\r\nholy fuck, ive never seen one that big\r\n\r\nthough to be honest id guess that to avoid the heat and predatory animals they would have evolved differently in the south so that makes sense\r\n\r\nwhere'd you get yours?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55750d236368720f740019f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750a676368727f10001658#post_55750a676368727f10001658\r\nIt won't be the same for sure, I feel like there's a few jokes that will be nearly impossible to get quite right in translation\r\n\r\n\"Like the ==\"K.Y.\"== thing in the first Helvetica Standard skit\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv_eJjJ-VfY\r\n\r\nSome subbed versions just change \"K.Y.\" to \"clueless,\" which I guess could work, but it'd still be difficult\r\n\r\nBy the way, the abbreviation \"K.Y.\" stands for \"Kuuki Yomenai,\" which literally translates to \"can't read the air,\" which basically means you're unable to perceive what is appropriate in a given situation, or you're not able to pick up on subtle social clues.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55750d2463687274b30000e0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750cc7636872703b000a6d#post_55750cc7636872703b000a6d\r\nSo when are the cute little Lizard Children expected to come? \r\n\r\nOr did it already happen? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55750d826368722f54000f75","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750cd76368723161000310#post_55750cd76368723161000310\r\nLeopard geckos are from the Middle East area\r\n\r\nI got mine from a breeder  ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55750daa6368727881000151","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750cc7636872703b000a6d#post_55750cc7636872703b000a6d\r\nThink you might be able to take a picture of the babies?\r\nOr even a video of the mother giving birth?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55750db36368727152001562","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750d2463687274b30000e0#post_55750d2463687274b30000e0\r\nThe eggs? Any moment\r\nBut they won't hatch for 35 - 89 days depending on the heat ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55750dde6368722f54001000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750daa6368727881000151#post_55750daa6368727881000151\r\nIf I see her laying.\r\nBut pictures of the babies, sure! ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55750e1763687278810001cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750db36368727152001562#post_55750db36368727152001562\r\nOh wow! I didn't know Eggs took that long to hatch.\r\n\r\nThis is gonna be exciting! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55750e466368720f74001bec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750d826368722f54000f75#post_55750d826368722f54000f75\r\noic\r\n\r\nmy knowledge of geckos doesnt really go too far past the local fauna, i didnt even know people sold them\r\n\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750d236368720f740019f7#post_55750d236368720f740019f7\r\nwhat even is the background music for that","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55750e9c636872703b000d13","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750e1763687278810001cd#post_55750e1763687278810001cd\r\nYup\r\nI can even choose what gender I want \r\n80 F makes females\r\n90 F makes males\r\n85 F makes either\r\n\r\n\r\nHere's the baby mama now in the egg bin\r\n!https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xta1/v/t35.0-12/11334146_954953301192577_6312517044255297939_o.jpg?oh=94d147a08926fc7359201f82d9f9f906&oe=55770BC6&__gda__=1433933899_2ee3e6ae83c1f4ae4c10352ae1e63fce!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55750ec763687274b3000323","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750e9c636872703b000d13#post_55750e9c636872703b000d13\r\nSo you're going to be a grandfather!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55750ef963687231610005d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750ec763687274b3000323#post_55750ec763687274b3000323\r\nYay\r\nI get a Father's Day!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55750f6e63687219cb00146c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Another Nichijou joke that might also get lost in translation:\r\n\r\n\"Straw 1\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDt0a0qTDa8\r\n\r\n\"Straw 2\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgshHNAXSu0\r\n\r\nBasically the straw doll is supposed to be a symbol of some kind of threat or curse, but the stuff inside the doll is \"Nattō,\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natt%C5%8D a kind of food that's basically just fermented soybeans\r\n\r\nSo the scene goes from the vice principal seemingly threatening the principal, as it's shown throughout the series that they have a rivalry, but it's just harmless food inside when the principal opens it up","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55750f95636872703b000e88","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750e9c636872703b000d13#post_55750e9c636872703b000d13\r\nHURRAY! Don't forget to put the kids to bed and tell them Stories!\r\n\r\nAlso how does that work? The Female and Male thing? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55750fcf6368720f74001e7b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750e9c636872703b000d13#post_55750e9c636872703b000d13\r\n\"Let me out of this cage, foul human!\"","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55750fde63687271520018ea","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"By the way I'm thinking on Naming that New character I made The male al cuore.\r\n\r\nWhich is just Male in Italian. Still thinking of names though. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"557510136368722f54001330","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750f95636872703b000e88#post_55750f95636872703b000e88\r\nNot sure\r\nAll I know is the heat changes them.\r\n\r\nBut if they get to hot, the eggs will hatch but they'll be infertile aggressive females","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"557510166368722f5400133a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55750e466368720f74001bec#post_55750e466368720f74001bec\r\n\"Nichijou OST - Helvetica Standard ==~Sono 2~==\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r34UfDH7uBw","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}