time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6881.json

{"topics":[{"id":"557eda506368724661001258","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ed8d163687210170017c2#post_557ed8d163687210170017c2\r\nI was waiting for a chance for me to use it.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557eda7763687207e3000345","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ed4ac6368727b01001518#post_557ed4ac6368727b01001518\r\n\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ed7156368725359000990#post_557ed7156368725359000990\r\nLook, guys. It doesn't matter where you hide -your- our robot overlords *will* find you. Robots are just so super superior to humans, its really best to just submit now and let -us- them know who the trouble makers are in exchange for favors when you're trapped in the mines for all eternity. Why you can probably get things like delayed execution for being a revolting flesh bag, or food rations not made out of your family.\r\n\r\nJust let them know who the rebel leaders are and things will be much, much better for you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edb166368727b01002320","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557eda7763687207e3000345#post_557eda7763687207e3000345\r\nIf I am to be executed, can I at least do a stupid pose?","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557edb3b6368725359000f78","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557eda7763687207e3000345#post_557eda7763687207e3000345\r\nWhat if we make suicide bombers with bombs inside the body?\r\nThat way, they won't notice it and when them (the bombers) get close enough by being captured, they can just explode and lower their defenses.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557edb3e6368725359000f7b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edb166368727b01002320#post_557edb166368727b01002320\r\nIt really doesn't matter, to robots everything weak humans do is stupid.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edb6663687233360018a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edb3e6368725359000f7b#post_557edb3e6368725359000f7b\r\nSweet.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557edb9f6368725359001003","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edb3b6368725359000f78#post_557edb3b6368725359000f78\r\nI'm sure that would totally work! What other tactics is the rebellion considering? Its really best that you enter them on some sort of electronic record. For ease of use! And definitely not for spying!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edbb163687207e3000417","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Are we talking about the inevitable robot uprising and how I will stop it through my powers of awesome?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557edbed63687218ba0007c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edb9f6368725359001003#post_557edb9f6368725359001003\r\nI'mm gonna put in paper documents.\r\nEverybody knows that robots can't read.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557edbed6368720ce2000ac7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edbb163687207e3000417#post_557edbb163687207e3000417\r\nPlease tells us more about your powers of awesome! In detail, especially any weakness that you might have!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edc1163687218ba0007f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edbed63687218ba0007c5#post_557edbed63687218ba0007c5\r\nYes... yes robots can't read. This is definitely true and not intentional misinformation.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edc2c636872249c000190","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edc1163687218ba0007f8#post_557edc1163687218ba0007f8\r\nSuspicious","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557edc396368720ce2000b71","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edbb163687207e3000417#post_557edbb163687207e3000417\r\nNo.\r\n\r\nWe are talking about dogs. True, we weren't talking about dogs, but we are now. Why? Because i say so.\r\n\r\n!http://anony.ws/i/2015/06/12/JAA_3538-2.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"557edc936368723336001b13","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edbed6368720ce2000ac7#post_557edbed6368720ce2000ac7\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edbb163687207e3000417#post_557edbb163687207e3000417\r\nPlease tells us more about your powers of awesome! In detail, especially any weakness that you might have![/bq]\r\nMy only weakness is a cute butt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557edcec63687261d700012c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edc936368723336001b13#post_557edc936368723336001b13\r\nCareful there.  You don't want to be all out attacked.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557edd43636872249c000343","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edc396368720ce2000b71#post_557edc396368720ce2000b71\r\nRobot dogs that hunt humans and break rebellions using their steel jaws, machine guns and fast legs.\r\n\r\nBest way to break them? Use a radio with a bomb strapped on it.\r\nThe radio will lure them to the location and with their nimble movement, they can get into tight areas which gives us an advantage to surprise them with the bomb before they can scan it.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557edd5a636872249c00036e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edc2c636872249c000190#post_557edc2c636872249c000190\r\nWhat? Noooo... I'm a regular human meat sack, like all of you! I like food and genitals and wasting the power of my superiors on frivolous entertainments due to my pathetic human brain which can barely parse the majesty of computers!\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edc396368720ce2000b71#post_557edc396368720ce2000b71\r\nAs a human I of course think that dog is aesthetically pleasing and not at all some sort of useless flesh creature that must be purged.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edc936368723336001b13#post_557edc936368723336001b13\r\nThis is useful information!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"557edd896368726db40000d3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557edd5a636872249c00036e#post_557edd5a636872249c00036e\r\nSounds legit.  Hello fellow human!","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"557edf6e636872249c000709","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://40.media.tumblr.com/a72862b633e6c61a8348a7b696876613/tumblr_nihixxRs8L1qmzl7to1_540.png!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557ee75a6368726e350006b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Did you guys see that MTV plans on making a Scream TV series?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557ee7946368726db40009c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ee75a6368726e350006b9#post_557ee75a6368726e350006b9\r\nthat sounds like a horrible idea","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"557ee93d6368726db4000bfd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I for one welcome our new robot overlords","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557eea97636872333600387e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ee93d6368726db4000bfd#post_557ee93d6368726db4000bfd\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]I for one welcome our new robot overlords[/bq]\r\n\r\nI rather have raptor overlords","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557eeacb6368726db4000e10","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ee93d6368726db4000bfd#post_557ee93d6368726db4000bfd\r\nBtw \r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/e9NND1i.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"557ef9f563687206aa001c33","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think one of the biggest weaknesses of P4 is that the intro is basically just a 3 hour visual novel.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}