time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/6952.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55848f9d636872410f001353","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55848ec063687259230000ca#post_55848ec063687259230000ca\r\ncomputers think everything is dog\r\ngotcha ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5584906c636872410f0014d0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Zak_Inc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55848acb636872410f000b4e#post_55848acb636872410f000b4e\r\nClicked once and got \"this\":http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/.\r\n\r\n...Never again.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5584907063687272e50001de","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Zak_Inc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55848f1663687272e5000019#post_55848f1663687272e5000019\r\nnah\r\nhumans need a descendant\r\nWe're not going to exist forever and we're too impatient to let evolution do its thang.  The only thing we have to worry about is being good parents so to speak. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558490e463687272e500026f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The new 50 shades book is even more ridiculous than the original series apparently.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"558491f263687272e5000421","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hee-llo","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"558492e263687263d30000d8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584907063687272e50001de#post_5584907063687272e50001de\r\nThe good news here is that the biggest groundbreaking advances are happening in specialized computers to mimic brain cells, memristors, etc.  Traditional computers have all but stalled out advancement wise for intelligent AI.\r\n\r\nTo make it as succinct as possible:\r\nTime to something like Data from Star Trek: 15-35 year ballpark\r\nTime to something like Skynet or Hal9000: 100+ years","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5584943a63687271a2000198","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/0151c86798adc91b772539d3a0dac0d1/tumblr_inline_nq5ohbpQH71rcg6of_540.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"558497276368726fc1000064","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"look at this mother fucking koala\":http://www.koalastothemax.com/","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558497d463687271a20006fa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm at a conflict.\r\n\r\nDo I go to a Smash tournament...or stay at home for Father's Day?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55849a2063687224b2000732","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/fcdd7adeb791d44b80511e38f1cc2b0a/tumblr_my9kc4BDJh1s5uxaeo4_1280.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55849c47636872375200047f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55849a2063687224b2000732#post_55849a2063687224b2000732\r\nRainbow Ranger?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55849d406368726bea0011b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55849c47636872375200047f#post_55849c47636872375200047f\r\nBIG ONE!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55849e8a636872586d00050c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay\r\nParents have left for the weekend\r\nI'm going to clean\r\nHave a bath\r\nMake a meal\r\nThen I'm watching JoJo","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55849ef4636872586d00057c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"No tournament for me.\r\nFather's Day it is.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5584a0f36368726bea0018af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/58f1c104e2e3701e7a391c81ef128ce6/tumblr_nq79te9gKQ1rdutcio1_1280.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]There it goes.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5584a1af636872586d000908","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The History of Chrom\r\n\r\nChrom introduced to many of us here in Fire Emblem Awakening\r\n\r\n!http://img10.deviantart.net/3ab0/i/2014/195/a/7/chrom__life_alert__can_t_get_up_by_nicholasritzic-d7qn6dj.jpg!\r\n\r\nChrom the Ninja is born.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55849ef4636872586d00057c#post_55849ef4636872586d00057c\r\nEven better for Splatoon people. Since they delayed Splatfest.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"5584a268636872423e00011b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"there is no limit to my anger\r\n\r\nwhenever i feel like i can just chill without substances something else comes up","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5584a3166368726fc1001205","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584a268636872423e00011b#post_5584a268636872423e00011b\r\nEdgy.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5584a3896368726fc10012b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584a0f36368726bea0018af#post_5584a0f36368726bea0018af\r\nFERRETS\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584a3166368726fc1001205#post_5584a3166368726fc1001205\r\nLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR\r\nLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR\r\nLET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOORRRR","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5584a38b6368726946001fd2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584a3166368726fc1001205#post_5584a3166368726fc1001205\r\nwell no shit","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5584a4176368720b5100006e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584a38b6368726946001fd2#post_5584a38b6368726946001fd2\r\nFLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5584a4b563687214c9000452","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"edgy had a dictionary definition before it became a meme, you guys know that right","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5584a4d963687278af000689","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584a4b563687214c9000452#post_5584a4b563687214c9000452\r\nyup\r\n\r\nbut its more fun the way that we use it","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5584a51863687276f3000b56","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584a4176368720b5100006e#post_5584a4176368720b5100006e\r\n\"*MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO*\"","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5584a52363687276f3000b6a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I like Yumi Ozawa.\r\nShe's relatable.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}