time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/698.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53b4f30563687220293a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f2e56368725dcccc0200#post_53b4f2e56368725dcccc0200\r\nPfffhahahahahahahs!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4f39063687268edd20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ANYBODY HAVE A NEW DICK FOR ME?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4f3bd63687215133a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f39063687268edd20000#post_53b4f39063687268edd20000\r\nI'd offer you mine but you're underage.\r\nSorry.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4f3bf63687238058e0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f39063687268edd20000#post_53b4f39063687268edd20000\r\n!http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/DicLogo.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b4f4536368722029890300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Finds a horsecock and balls with a pair of raptor legs, then surgically attaches them*\r\nYou're a horrible father, uc9.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4f54a636872255f920400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f4536368722029890300#post_53b4f4536368722029890300\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/190/737/9d054efb7a6d5ea9482be0c86ee08ab13e77d72e.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b4f5f86368721bf5770000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know guys?\r\n\r\nI forgot what I just did a few minutes ago\r\n\r\n*Is still outside the building in the Gundam Mk II*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b4f60063687216fdc90200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f54a636872255f920400#post_53b4f54a636872255f920400\r\nWell, you, Squiggy, and Gasmask are my adoptive fathers.\r\n\r\nOr more accurately, kidnappers.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4f6c06368720644870600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f60063687216fdc90200#post_53b4f60063687216fdc90200\r\nI'm your mother dear. I just happen to be male.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53b4f73263687207992b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Streamline-Moderne\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streamline_Moderne\r\nThese designs look like something from 1930s Disney cartons.\r\n\r\n\"Why couldn't they build stuff like this anymore?\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Googie_architecture","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b4f75a6368720644b80600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f6c06368720644870600#post_53b4f6c06368720644870600\r\nI thought the 1960s stereotypes about gay people were wrong.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53b4f92d636872750b320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4e5b56368722392300100#post_53b4e5b56368722392300100\r\naccess to vaccination of furries\r\n\r\n...I don't know what that means. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b541626368722112590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Random story:\r\nI was jumping around on random garry's mod servers and out of millions of garry's mod players I find myself in a match with pewdiepie. . . . He really is that fucking annoying.  I'm not joking either; it really was him and two minutes in I muted fucking everyone, ten minutes later I left.\r\n\r\nWorst garry's mod game ever.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53b5478d6368720c14f10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b541626368722112590000#post_53b541626368722112590000\r\nI can bare him more than other people but... yeah, I probably would have done the same. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b588b163687247a7940500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i just had a bad dream.\r\n\r\nzombie invasion.\r\n\r\nbut the scariest part where not the zombies, it was receiving the news that my father and brother died.\r\n\r\nim so glad i woke up.\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b4f6c06368720644870600#post_53b4f6c06368720644870600\r\n\r\n!http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/TheDoug/TV/12mrbing.png!\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b541626368722112590000#post_53b541626368722112590000\r\n\r\n\r\ngotta check out his vids see if you appear (jk, maybe not jk)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b599cd636872164b400100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/gPc6a-1.jpg!\r\n!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/gKuWxvf-1.jpg!\r\n!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/meanwhile-in-america-004-500x375-1.jpg!\r\n!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/meanwhile-in-america-006-1.jpg!\r\n!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/meanwhile-in-america13973.jpg!\r\n!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/funny-sign-weapon-denied-property-1.jpg!\r\n!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cgYrI2Y-1.jpg!\r\n!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/9XTOh.gif!\r\n!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/20060612234845906_5-1.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b59d8f636872326ddc0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b599cd636872164b400100#post_53b599cd636872164b400100\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\r\n!http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/meanwhile-in-america13973.jpg![/bq]\r\nOh my god it's me","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b59e0063687234ecc00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b59d8f636872326ddc0300#post_53b59d8f636872326ddc0300\r\nWait seriously? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b59eab6368721146710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b59e0063687234ecc00500#post_53b59e0063687234ecc00500\r\nNo not really. But I've been known to use an ipad, phone and laptop at the same time for no good reason","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b59eea6368723362540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b59eab6368721146710000#post_53b59eab6368721146710000\r\nAwww I see, And what do you mean \"No good reason\"?\r\n\r\nYou're obviously trying to tap into the matrix! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b59f3f63687270fe150500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b59eea6368723362540000#post_53b59eea6368723362540000\r\nTRIPLE HACKING","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b59fc26368722d3b210400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b59f3f63687270fe150500#post_53b59f3f63687270fe150500\r\nTruly you are the Original Watch Dog.\r\n!http://www.hdwallpapers.in/walls/aiden_pearce_in_watch_dogs-HD.jpg!\r\nWatch Dog, The Triple Dogging. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53b5a0a06368722efb300500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b59fc26368722d3b210400#post_53b59fc26368722d3b210400\r\n!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/20140228/4990280/the-world-s-first-double-hack-o.gif!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53b5a0c96368723613880400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b59fc26368722d3b210400#post_53b59fc26368722d3b210400\r\nWatch_dogs_triple_dog_dare_dogs 3: the backdownening","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b5a1bc6368720dc6b70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b5a0a06368722efb300500#post_53b5a0a06368722efb300500\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b5a0c96368723613880400#post_53b5a0c96368723613880400\r\nWatch Dog Jon Hacking the backdown: The Face Off.\r\n\r\n~Pat: \"Stop talking about face off!\"~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}