time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7009.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558868806368721039000643","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588681563687211160003d1#post_5588681563687211160003d1\r\nI just wanna punch everything in the face.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558868e863687210820005d0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588676963687211160002ef#post_5588676963687211160002ef\r\nI DONT NEED YO DANG ASS CHOCOLATE\r\nI GOT PIZZA","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5588690163687210390006ed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588682563687211160003e3#post_5588682563687211160003e3\r\nThey might have found a gene that if you activate it reverses cancer by inhibiting cell division.  It's just theory right now, but if it pans out basically you would get a single gene therapy shot and on top of regular cancer medication it could drastically reduce it.\r\n\r\nBasically let's say you had inoperable terminal brain cancer; using gene therapy would shrink it enough on top of traditional medicine to make it easier to treat.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5588691c6368723f6e00028e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558868806368721039000643#post_558868806368721039000643\r\nDrink\r\n\r\nAlcohol is the solution to everything that can't be solved by violence","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5588692e6368721082000628","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558868806368721039000643#post_558868806368721039000643\r\n\r\n!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3448529664/h91CE9CD5/!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5588694e636872108200064b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588691c6368723f6e00028e#post_5588691c6368723f6e00028e\r\nWouldn't alcohol also lead to more violence?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55886972636872103900077c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558868e863687210820005d0#post_558868e863687210820005d0\r\n\r\nPizza vs Chocolate\r\n\r\nStalemate declared","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558869746368723f6e0002d8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588682563687211160003e3#post_5588682563687211160003e3\r\nI agree. I'm done hearing about this god forsaken news. Tell me about some of that Science stuff.\r\n\r\nPlease, I beg of you, I kneel on my knees and Unzip the pants of Logic itself to suck out the new wonders that the people of this earth have made and found out to better society.\r\n\r\nI'm going to take one for the team just so we can liiiive. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55886a046368721082000713","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I feel High. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55886a226368721082000733","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Life is a series of obstacles. It's not a question of can we manage them, but how. Sometimes they can come all at once. But we can't CONQUER them all at once.\"\r\n\r\n\"So what do I do? How can I focus on one goal with so much going on inside my head.\"\r\n\r\n\"You relax. You release. You find your center. Only then will be successful.\"\r\n\r\nMaster Swoop is the fucking coolest!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55886a3a6368721082000742","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886a046368721082000713#post_55886a046368721082000713\r\n\r\nDammit zigga, ah tol ya to lay off the weed!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55886a8e6368723e4e000083","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886a046368721082000713#post_55886a046368721082000713\r\nI still feel a bit woozy at times from my med withdrawal\r\n\r\nAnd the brain zaps are pretty annoying when trying to sleep","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55886aea6368723f630004b2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i feel woozy too\r\n\r\n that was some good porn","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55886b6a63687210390009c8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886a3a6368721082000742#post_55886a3a6368721082000742\r\nZigga I can smoke when I want, where I want!\r\n\r\n*Dies*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886a8e6368723e4e000083#post_55886a8e6368723e4e000083\r\nMaybe you should keep taking them? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55886c05636872108200091e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886aea6368723f630004b2#post_55886aea6368723f630004b2\r\nShare it","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55886c2b6368723f6e000542","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886b6a63687210390009c8#post_55886b6a63687210390009c8\r\n\r\nGoddamit, someone zap this jailbait back into the living world!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55886c72636872111600089e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886b6a63687210390009c8#post_55886b6a63687210390009c8\r\nGonna try to get through the summer without them at least\r\n\r\nThe symptoms should be gone in a week or two","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55886cbf636872610900011e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I know you guys want to move onto a different discussion, but I thought of something interesting: the most probable reason why there's so much drama currently on the internet with people complaining about how they have a \"right\" to reproduce, sjw, tumblrites, \"nice guys\" who aren't actually nice and are just using the label to try to label themselves in a more positive light, etc is that for a hundred thousand years it was a requirement to reproduce in order to survive.  It didn't matter how fucking terrible of a person you were someone would eventually have to reproduce with you in order for their offspring to support them as they aged and got older.\r\n\r\nIf you remove that need to reproduce in order to survive from society well then guess what happens to all the people who believe it's their \"right\" to reproduce?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55886cdb636872106b000af6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558869746368723f6e0002d8#post_558869746368723f6e0002d8\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588682563687211160003e3#post_5588682563687211160003e3\r\nI agree. I'm done hearing about this god forsaken news. Tell me about some of that Science stuff.\r\n\r\nPlease, I beg of you, I kneel on my knees and Unzip the pants of Logic itself to suck out the new wonders that the people of this earth have made and found out to better society.\r\n\r\nI'm going to take one for the team just so we can liiiive. [/bq]\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886a046368721082000713#post_55886a046368721082000713\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]I feel High. [/bq]\r\nI would never have guessed \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5588690163687210390006ed#post_5588690163687210390006ed\r\nIs gud","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55886ced636872106b000b14","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886c05636872108200091e#post_55886c05636872108200091e\r\nwhoa there, slow down there tiger\r\n\r\nyou can't just share snuff films","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55886d266368721116000951","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886cbf636872610900011e#post_55886cbf636872610900011e\r\n\r\nMankind gets replaced by robots/androids/cyborgs and children come preprogrammed with Linux.\r\n\r\nI cannot and won't like this","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55886dd7636872106b000c63","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1HZp4ClFXY","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55886e416368723f6e000711","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Which of you remember the Silver Spooner?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55886eb96368723f630008c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886cdb636872106b000af6#post_55886cdb636872106b000af6\r\nI know right? You could have never could tell!\r\n\r\n*Continues to decay off screen*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55886edb6368721082000d38","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55886ced636872106b000b14#post_55886ced636872106b000b14\r\n*I said shared it*","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}