time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7120.json

{"topics":[{"id":"558f912b63687228290009fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f911663687228290009e2#post_558f911663687228290009e2\r\nThank you for that","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f91326368722330000c83","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f90b26368722724000103#post_558f90b26368722724000103\r\nToo big to be a male. She was pretty too.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f914e6368725eb60024b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f91326368722330000c83#post_558f91326368722330000c83\r\nI've never seen one","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f917a6368725eb600251d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I have to say my favorite characters are Giles and Spike\r\nI love these guys","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f91b86368722829000a9a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f914e6368725eb60024b9#post_558f914e6368725eb60024b9\r\nThey love more temperate environments and get active in the summer. Although she IS in my trashcan. That means I'm onna have to relocate her tomorrow. She's gonna be maaaaaaaaad...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f91b96368722724000215","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Who (or what) is Zone-Tan?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"558f91d26368725eb60025df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f91b96368722724000215#post_558f91b96368722724000215\r\nZone-tan is the mascot used for Zone Archive.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f91d66368725eb60025e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh, all this talk reminds me of what happened yesterday\r\n\r\nso i decided to go on a walk to smoke and on the way back around the block and saw a dead dog\r\n\r\nit was like right out of the corner of my eye and i did a double take then really saw it\r\n\r\nit was cool","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f91d9636872271a00028c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f91b96368722724000215#post_558f91b96368722724000215\r\n\r\nA hentai animator... I read it on google","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558f91df6368722330000d75","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f91326368722330000c83#post_558f91326368722330000c83\r\nI would have flipped my shit if there was a black widow in my house. Those things are more than likely why I have arachnophobia in the first place","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558f91f56368727efe001134","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f91b96368722724000215#post_558f91b96368722724000215\r\ngoogle is your friend silly billy","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f924a6368722829000b49","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f91df6368722330000d75#post_558f91df6368722330000d75\r\ni honestly think that banana spiders are far scarier, but i don't really have arachnophobia so eh","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f92756368725eb600270a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f91df6368722330000d75#post_558f91df6368722330000d75\r\nShe can't hurt me unless she bites me.\r\nSome thick gloves and a mason jar with a lid is all I need.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f92966368722330000e91","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f91d66368725eb60025e7#post_558f91d66368725eb60025e7\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]oh, all this talk reminds me of what happened yesterday\r\n\r\nso i decided to go on a walk to smoke and on the way back around the block and saw a dead dog\r\n\r\nit was like right out of the corner of my eye and i did a double take then really saw it\r\n\r\nit was cool[/bq]\r\n@SAME WITH ME EXCEPT WITH NO SMOKING AND INSTEAD OF A DEAD DOG IT WAS A DEAD BIRD@\r\n@THE BODY WAS ALMOST IN BONES AND I WANTED TO KEEP THE HEAD@\r\n@BUT IN THE NEXT MORNING THE BODY WAS GONE@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"558f92b463687227bd000dc6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f924a6368722829000b49#post_558f924a6368722829000b49\r\nWell see, my introduction to black widows was \"HEY KIDS DUD YOU KNOW THIS TINY LITTLE SPIDER COULD KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU?!?\" And I was babby","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558f930a63687242f8001fa1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f92b463687227bd000dc6#post_558f92b463687227bd000dc6\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f924a6368722829000b49#post_558f924a6368722829000b49\r\nWell see, my introduction to black widows was \"HEY KIDS DUD YOU KNOW THIS TINY LITTLE SPIDER COULD KILL THE SHIT OUT OF YOU?!?\"[/bq]\r\nyou-you should let one bite your nipples","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"558f931163687227bd000e51","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f92b463687227bd000dc6#post_558f92b463687227bd000dc6\r\nSure a handful of spider species can kill with a bite but most of them are harmless.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f9322636872271a0003f9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f92966368722330000e91#post_558f92966368722330000e91\r\n\r\nHungry cats","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558f934c63687242f800202a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f931163687227bd000e51#post_558f931163687227bd000e51\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f92b463687227bd000dc6#post_558f92b463687227bd000dc6\r\nkill with a bite\r\nharmless[/bq]\r\n","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558f936463687227bd000ec8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f92966368722330000e91#post_558f92966368722330000e91\r\ndead birds aren't anything too rare, them and squirrels are simply uncommon\r\n\r\na dog was worthy of a poke, but it was on the side of the highway and i didnt wanna look weird\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f92b463687227bd000dc6#post_558f92b463687227bd000dc6\r\nmy intoduction to banana spiders was looking at one's web and going \"holy fucking shit that thing's 3 inches long\"\r\n\r\ni've seen a few black widows, but their appearance isn't anywhere near that striking","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f93bc636872271a0004c0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f934c63687242f800202a#post_558f934c63687242f800202a\r\nMost venomous spiders can't actually kill with a bite.\r\nAnd the one's that can normally have the most stocked anti-venom.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558f943a63687276ba0001f2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"End of Ze World\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amt9mLvQM5w","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"558f945363687227bd00104c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f943a63687276ba0001f2#post_558f943a63687276ba0001f2\r\nrip speakers","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"558f94746368727efe00153d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f93bc636872271a0004c0#post_558f93bc636872271a0004c0\r\nYeah\r\nAs I've gotten older I've realized that the danger of black widows is way blown out. Of proportion \r\n\r\nThat said, I would still flip my shit","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"558f94cb63687279ee000221","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558f94746368727efe00153d#post_558f94746368727efe00153d\r\nIf I hadn't given granddad back his camera I would have taken pictures.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}