time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7147.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55919c006368720dfc0004f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I bought a 12-pack of Baja Blast yesterday.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55919c216368720e1c0004ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919c006368720dfc0004f5#post_55919c006368720dfc0004f5\r\nive never seen that stuff in stores, whered you get it?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55919c346368720e0a000553","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919b8c6368720e2e000333#post_55919b8c6368720e2e000333\r\nTurns out that the mods just weren't there for the night due to reasons, And they shut down the forums for a bit to do some cleanup.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55919c6e6368720dee00065f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919c006368720dfc0004f5#post_55919c006368720dfc0004f5\r\nWhy on earth","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55919c6f6368720e5700035d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919c346368720e0a000553#post_55919c346368720e0a000553\r\nRegardless. That was a massive fail on their part. ","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55919c706368720e1c000539","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919c216368720e1c0004ac#post_55919c216368720e1c0004ac\r\nWal-mart.\r\nI've been going there every other day trying to get a pack.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55919c956368720dfc000625","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919c6e6368720dee00065f#post_55919c6e6368720dee00065f\r\nBecause it's delicious!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55919cbe6368720e0a000657","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919c6f6368720e5700035d#post_55919c6f6368720e5700035d\r\nI guess so. But hey. It was amazing.\r\n\r\nApparently the boards are normally under some very strict moderation.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55919e106368720dfc0008fb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919cbe6368720e0a000657#post_55919cbe6368720e0a000657\r\nEh it was just normal shitposting like 4chan do 24/7 I dont see the difference except it was in a kidz site\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55919ff46368720dfc000cd9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919e106368720dfc0008fb#post_55919e106368720dfc0008fb\r\nThat's the point. \r\n\r\nA bunch of innocent kids woke up and saw all of this terrible 4chan shitposting. \r\n\r\nI can only imagine the Parents reaction! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5591a0416368720e670006f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919ff46368720dfc000cd9#post_55919ff46368720dfc000cd9\r\nI need to see this!\r\n\r\nWatching a bunch of soccer moms flip their shit would provide ENDLESS hilarity.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591a0546368720dfc000d76","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919ff46368720dfc000cd9#post_55919ff46368720dfc000cd9\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919e106368720dfc0008fb#post_55919e106368720dfc0008fb\r\nThat's the point. \r\n\r\nA bunch of innocent kids woke up and saw all of this terrible 4chan shitposting. \r\n\r\nI can only imagine the Parents reaction! [/bq]\r\n\r\nDad: LOL","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5591a0ae6368720e470009e3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"except it wasn't shitposting, it was memeing","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5591a19d6368720e570009db","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591859d6368726b9b000a49#post_5591859d6368726b9b000a49\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"][spoiler]Have you ever woken up with an erection so hard it was actually causing you physical pain?[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nThat happens after masturbating a lot of times in the night before sleeping, after that, the penis gets erected many times and for long time due the hormones. \r\nThe penis can only stay erect for about 30 minutes before a lack of oxygen in the blood inflating the penis make the tissue start to starve.\r\nNow imagine if it stays erect almost all the night.\r\nYou should give your dick a rest dude.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5591a1fa6368724f7e000224","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55919ff46368720dfc000cd9#post_55919ff46368720dfc000cd9\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a0416368720e670006f0#post_5591a0416368720e670006f0\r\n4Chan destroyed the young generation!\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5591a2126368720e67000987","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hot","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5591a239636872543d00020d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a19d6368720e570009db#post_5591a19d6368720e570009db\r\nI was planning on that regardless.\r\n\r\nLittle Squiggy has been needing a day off.\r\n[spoiler]Although ot could be my piercing.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591a299636872543d000293","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a0ae6368720e470009e3#post_5591a0ae6368720e470009e3\r\n>Implying that the memes weren't one of the best things about the Neopocalypse","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5591a2c36368720dfc001291","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm glad my mom was never one of those militant protector types. I mean she's the one who bought me Manhunt and then she ended up playing it more than I did. She would be the type to watch her kids go down a hill in a shopping cart and then laugh when we fell out.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591a2f76368721ac5000048","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a239636872543d00020d#post_5591a239636872543d00020d\r\nIf it is I told you! \r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5591a3766368720e2e001001","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a2c36368720dfc001291#post_5591a2c36368720dfc001291\r\n\r\nIs your mom's maiden name Knoxville by any chance?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5591a3d86368724f7e00049a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a2c36368720dfc001291#post_5591a2c36368720dfc001291\r\nYour mom is the best! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5591a3e86368720e67000c8b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a1fa6368724f7e000224#post_5591a1fa6368724f7e000224\r\nThey were broken the minute they got a phone.\r\n\r\nMan it feels good to destory a whole generation. Wanna know what a horsedick looks like kid!?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5591a3e96368720e1c0012b3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a3766368720e2e001001#post_5591a3766368720e2e001001\r\nNo. She's just an insane person with even more insane children.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5591a3ee636872543d00044a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a299636872543d000293#post_5591a299636872543d000293\r\nwell im not an autist so repetition is an absolute fucking aggravation to me\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5591a2c36368720dfc001291#post_5591a2c36368720dfc001291\r\nmy mom didnt want me watching yugioh because demons","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}