time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7182.json

{"topics":[{"id":"559360d663687242d90001b3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And since I'm not really paying attention to the thread cause I'm doing shit here's a couple fun facts:\r\nThe way to survive getting hit by vehicles is to tuck and roll on your side.  Your arms and legs can take far more damage than your head.  Considering I've been hit by speeding vehicles twice it saved my from any broken bones.\r\n\r\nIf you fall down stairs tuck and roll sideways.\r\n\r\nIf you're falling from a high height tuck and roll sideways while guarding your head.  Shattered legs and arms are better than a shattered spine.  Don't try to be stylish; stylish = dead.\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you're getting tasered you contract your muscles as hard as you can.  Tasers work by causing your muscles to rapidly twitch and untwitch.  Nothing says \"fuck your shit\" like grabbing the taser from them.\r\n\r\n\r\nHyperventilating before holding your breath can drastically improve how long you can hold your breath by minutes.\r\n\r\n\r\nMilk can rinse out pepper spray.\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you ever get impaled for the love of god don't pull it out.  Whatever has impaled you is like a cork for your blood; if you pull it out you're going to bleed much faster.\r\n\r\n\r\nRadioactive fallout seeps into fabrics; if there's ever a nuclear winter get a latex/rubber fetish.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559360d9636872388d001248","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559360566368723cd9000192#post_559360566368723cd9000192\r\nDoes Arc-V make up for the major suckage that was ZEXAL?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559360f6636872382d000c72","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559360d9636872388d001248#post_559360d9636872388d001248\r\n\r\nHell. Yes.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559360f76368722d3900033b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559360c46368726227001f7d#post_559360c46368726227001f7d\r\nNot exactly helpful sometime.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5593611c636872388d0012b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559360f6636872382d000c72#post_559360f6636872382d000c72\r\nDo I need to finish GX or 5Ds befor I watch it?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5593615d636872382d000d45","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593611c636872388d0012b8#post_5593611c636872388d0012b8\r\n\r\nNot at all. It does help because there's plenty of easter eggs here and there, specially in this current season, but you can get into this one without previous knowledge of the former seasons.\r\n\r\nYeah, I'm surprised about that myself.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5593617363687242d900024b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55935e4863687269e100154a#post_55935e4863687269e100154a\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55935def63687279b800011a#post_55935def63687279b800011a\r\n\r\nI was thinking the same thing.\r\n\r\nI'm not very aware of Australia's video game situation; why exactly do they ban so much?[/bq]\r\nIt's what happens when you let \"moral\" police run the country.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"559361a3636872382d000dba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559360d663687242d90001b3#post_559360d663687242d90001b3\r\n\r\nImpaled thing is definitely true; my mother once saw someone in the ER with a knife quite deep in his head patiently waiting his turn for a doctor. And he made it out okay.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559361f663687262270021c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Remember what Aussies did to \"Left 4 Dead 2\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH7QCtuaXgI?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"559361fd63687242d90002dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559360d663687242d90001b3#post_559360d663687242d90001b3\r\nThat impaled part was something I learned from Parasyte.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55936237636872435c000280","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559361a3636872382d000dba#post_559361a3636872382d000dba\r\nAlso don't drink alcohol when you have a injury.  Alcohol thins your blood.  It makes for a good wound disinfectant, but don't drink it.\r\n\r\nEspecially don't drink alcohol when you have a concussion.\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso the human body can handle moderately irradiated water, but if you have radiation poisoning you needs lots and lots of clean water and wine.  If you have lethal radiation poisoning it won't do anything, but fuck tons of water will slow down the damage.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559362e46368727b1f0007dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936237636872435c000280#post_55936237636872435c000280\r\nWhy the hell is it a drink in the first place?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559362ee6368727b1f0007e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559361f663687262270021c7#post_559361f663687262270021c7\r\n\r\nHow do you censor a game about ruthlessly murdering zombies...?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5593630863687262270023b7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559362e46368727b1f0007dc#post_559362e46368727b1f0007dc\r\nCause originally that was the only way to get clean liquids.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559363906368722d3900065c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593630863687262270023b7#post_5593630863687262270023b7\r\nIn most parts of the world at least. Asia was an exception- they had the novel idea of getting clean water by boiling it.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"559363d5636872388d0017b0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So whats going on in this here thread? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559363dd6368722d390006b0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Also never put bandages on a burn wound.\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559363d5636872388d0017b0#post_559363d5636872388d0017b0\r\nI'm talking about how to survive stuff like falling off a 10 story building, disinfecting wounds with vodka, burn wounds, what to do if you're irradiated.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55936401636872622700254b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559363d5636872388d0017b0#post_559363d5636872388d0017b0\r\nuc9 is giving  medical advice","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55936406636872388d0017fa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Birthday in a week.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55936407636872388d0017fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559363dd6368722d390006b0#post_559363dd6368722d390006b0\r\n\r\nI imagine that would stifle a wound that needs oxygen?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5593640a636872382d00115b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559362ee6368727b1f0007e8#post_559362ee6368727b1f0007e8\r\nBy getting rid of the blood, gore, and explosions. Padding the swords and making zombies \"disappear\" when \"killed\".","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5593643a6368723cd90005e4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936401636872622700254b#post_55936401636872622700254b\r\n\r\n!http://cs323516.vk.me/v323516729/a38b/3fBV9STNY2c.jpg!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"559364456368725af5000022","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559363dd6368722d390006b0#post_559363dd6368722d390006b0\r\nDo you plan on becoming a doctor?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55936478636872388d0018b0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559363dd6368722d390006b0#post_559363dd6368722d390006b0\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936401636872622700254b#post_55936401636872622700254b\r\nOh! Tell me how to survive! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559364806368727b1f000a0d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55936407636872388d0017fc#post_55936407636872388d0017fc\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559363dd6368722d390006b0#post_559363dd6368722d390006b0\r\n\r\nI imagine that would stifle a wound that needs oxygen?[/bq]\r\nNo; if you put a bandage on a wound it will get stuck on the burnt flesh, potentially cause a infection and be ungodly fucking painful.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}