time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7188.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55939f416368723ab10018ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.minus.com/iE8nEjmu51rGN.gif!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55939f7463687220c4004df7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well now i feel like an asshole for paging that lol\r\n\r\nit could have some genuine practical use","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593a2056368723ab1001be8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"GO OVER TIME AND SPACE\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXQfAcmlh6w","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5593a3906368721705000121","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://33.media.tumblr.com/993e6b4d3ae4117a7f2ea9929d711782/tumblr_inline_ngfjmo5Gyc1r8oq4j.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/1e7d92249796e77a123d2a6f4eae24e5/tumblr_ngjxyoGG6Q1r6g9m4o1_400.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/a271c1553920f914559313a31aa7c60e/tumblr_ngjxyoGG6Q1r6g9m4o2_400.gif!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/75a2cc7e5e8dcf418e6f50cbcd9ae212/tumblr_ngjxyoGG6Q1r6g9m4o5_400.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/7ec45fbc62e8c646bc7a7621a6c8fabb/tumblr_ngjxyoGG6Q1r6g9m4o6_400.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/d491809d30481d6064606dc3b7ee1496/tumblr_ngjxyoGG6Q1r6g9m4o7_400.gif!\r\n(lab grown reproductive organ)\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/d929480d8aa9b4867ab8bf7480a7ce3e/tumblr_nge18ghijp1qbq49go1_500.gif!\r\n(anti sound device for windows)\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/e3987a5b224fc90e576bdfafa0c9fcec/tumblr_n73bgn8MEG1r6g9m4o1_400.gif!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/20c08f010171530c468476a17e06e4ab/tumblr_n73bgn8MEG1r6g9m4o2_400.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/6d2e7ae561cfb44e326ae5106ded7e39/tumblr_n73bgn8MEG1r6g9m4o3_400.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/76e149d90c44c14aaaf1f8657ff9727e/tumblr_n73bgn8MEG1r6g9m4o4_400.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/c33a7a21aed882854723e7aa17805c25/tumblr_n73bgn8MEG1r6g9m4o5_400.gif!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/69a36cbeb38af8c690d0f22c0f2f3d01/tumblr_n43ctruiZl1rwn6y8o1_400.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/e9de550e053db0cb043c81666d37fd9e/tumblr_n3qe6d2tX41rwn6y8o4_400.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/16a8973861f193681b8e693f50e5f7f4/tumblr_n3qe6d2tX41rwn6y8o5_400.gif!\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/18f0f986a0120484bea5cd0be308372a/tumblr_mzpetgXmHB1t34poso1_400.gif!\r\n(why you don't bring metal into a mri)\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/6710bac62391c57438c37d5ab1749f78/tumblr_n383scEHJY1qdlh1io1_400.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5593a3e26368721705000177","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/011/b/8/dashie_licks_your_monitor__by_tomdantherock-d5r63vr.gif!","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593a4956368721a75000d71","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"> See pic on DeviantArt entitled \"Spitfire Anthro\"\r\n\r\nOoh!\r\n\r\n> Click\r\n> Aeroplane with boobs\r\n\r\nWell, I think I can quite honestly say that that wasn't quite the kind of Spitfire I was expecting.","author":"52f5159b6368721440260300"},{"id":"5593a79c6368723ab1002540","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"For those of you that think brain size dictates intelligence:\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c6jt8mqM1rqebljo1_r1_500.jpg!\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m050mq58f41rqebljo1_500.jpg!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/dbf279561dabffd6d4609660848cb3fd/tumblr_miiomhsYKh1qh463ro1_500.jpg!\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/ab96f63f3c937bfbff0b18852658161f/tumblr_miiomhsYKh1qh463ro8_500.jpg!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/ed484a4164b4472b0f7d1ebba6724aa1/tumblr_mto3ssi3PV1s6r1vho1_500.png!\r\n(Where your understanding of physics applies)\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/210f924c2f8e3db26c374501d359749f/tumblr_n70ydvYbTM1rwn6y8o1_500.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/50fe38e2657d1c664de2cf1243f6fbd0/tumblr_n70ydvYbTM1rwn6y8o2_500.gif!\r\n(LASER drill)\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/afd929841e9eb8210b65ed62d1efe3a5/tumblr_n7dw2twI5b1s6r1vho1_250.gif!\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/77b4c339bcc0c0f65aa8ab6c2289d398/tumblr_n4sb95LsFT1s6r1vho1_500.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5593a7a6636872170500037d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55939e026368721a750007d3#post_55939e026368721a750007d3\r\nWe've done it! Sprayon armor!\r\n\r\n*sprays self and runs into hail of bullets*\r\n\r\nIt still hurts!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5593a7ab6368724631000202","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I fucked up\r\n I put a roast in the crock pot before I laid down \r\n\r\nI didn't realize the crock pot wasn't plugged in\r\nGod dammit","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5593a812636872222b00088f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593a7a6636872170500037d#post_5593a7a6636872170500037d\r\nThe funny thing is that sprayon truckbed can stop bombs from killing you if you coat the inside of your house with it.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5593a8996368721a750012a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593a812636872222b00088f#post_5593a812636872222b00088f\r\nReally!?\r\n\r\nHoly crap. What IS that stuff?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5593a9d463687246310002bc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">go to put hold on Idw mlp trade volume 6 at library\r\n\r\n>9 holds\r\n\r\nWoah\r\n\r\n>volume 7 has only 2\r\n\r\nWait wut?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5593aa5163687217050004c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593a79c6368723ab1002540#post_5593a79c6368723ab1002540\r\nBrain size has nothing to do with intelligence. The 'wrinkles' on the brain are better gauges for that. Generally the 'wrinklier' the brain, the smarter the person. ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5593aa92636872209d001017","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"is the same for nuts","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593abd66368723ab1002c18","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3p8boQMp71qhn8avo1_1280.png!!https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3p8boQMp71qhn8avo7_r1_1280.png!!https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3p8boQMp71qhn8avo2_1280.png!!https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3p8boQMp71qhn8avo3_1280.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5593ad2463687247c900223d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593abd66368723ab1002c18#post_5593abd66368723ab1002c18\r\nOkay. Getting the earth drunk. As super villain plans go, That's admittedly a new one for me ","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5593ad916368723ab1002f31","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593ad2463687247c900223d#post_5593ad2463687247c900223d\r\nWhat's the bad guy going for anyway? An honest world?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5593ade96368723ab1002fc1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593ad916368723ab1002f31#post_5593ad916368723ab1002f31\r\nIf that's the plan, I think it's safe to assume they just want to watch the world burn.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5593aded6368724631000434","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"he wasnt the bad guy\r\n\r\nbum bum bum","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593ae2463687217050006b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593ad916368723ab1002f31#post_5593ad916368723ab1002f31\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593ade96368723ab1002fc1#post_5593ade96368723ab1002fc1\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120514223809/villains/images/6/68/M._Bison_(OF_COURSE).jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5593aeca636872170500073d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593ae2463687217050006b9#post_5593ae2463687217050006b9\r\nI see. His plan is to turn everyone drunk, steal all the coffee and aspirin, and when the hangover comes only people who bow to himm will get it back!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5593af20636872209d00145a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you can't be hungover if you're drunk\r\n\r\nalcohol is a cureall","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5593af41636872209d00146c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593aeca636872170500073d#post_5593aeca636872170500073d\r\nApparently if they take over earth, Their leader will become some sort of God Emperor somehow.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5593af986368723ab100329a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593af41636872209d00146c#post_5593af41636872209d00146c\r\nMust have been drunk himself when he made the plan.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5593afda63687247c900263f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5593af986368723ab100329a#post_5593af986368723ab100329a\r\nYes. (And all it really accomplished was getting the shit beaten out of them by the Fivemen while they're drunk)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}