time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7231.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55962bd56368721c2800187c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962b0e63687275e0000cff#post_55962b0e63687275e0000cff\r\nNot to get religious, but personally that's what I think \"gods\"/\"demons\"/etc are.  If you exist in a place where there's no time or laws of physics then you don't have to follow the laws of physics.\r\n\r\nFor all we know \"God\" could just be some dude that went \"hmmm. . . What's this crack in the fabric of reality?  I'll try walking through it!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55962ca06368724adc000a69","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962bd56368721c2800187c#post_55962bd56368721c2800187c\r\nI'd be fine with that\r\nan absolute being makes it possible that absolute right and absolute wrong exist and I don't like that idea. \r\n\r\nI think of the universe as god's fifth grade science project that's currently sitting in god's closet underneath their gym bag. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55962cb86368724adc000a9b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962b876368721c280017d6#post_55962b876368721c280017d6\r\nI forgot the name, but despite it being just special effects, I had the biggest nope.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55962cbf6368721c28001a29","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I have become a lotus eater","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55962d526368725242000917","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"omu-raisu","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55962d9f636872244d000ecf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962ca06368724adc000a69#post_55962ca06368724adc000a69\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962bd56368721c2800187c#post_55962bd56368721c2800187c\r\nI'd be fine with that\r\nan absolute being makes it possible that absolute right and absolute wrong exist and I don't like that idea. \r\n\r\nI think of the universe as god's fifth grade science project that's currently sitting in god's closet underneath their gym bag. [/bq]\r\n\"Daddy!  Look I made dinosaurs!\"\r\n\"Good work son!  I'm proud!\"\r\n*asteroid hits*\r\n\"Aww shit son!  What did I say about taking care of your fifth grade science projects?!\"\r\n\"Look daddy!  I gave them how to use splitting atoms for energy!\"\r\n\"No son!  This is worse than the time you shook your goldfish's bag too much!\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55962dae636872524200098e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962cbf6368721c28001a29#post_55962cbf6368721c28001a29\r\nWhy a Lotus Eater? Why not one of the cool monsters like Echidna, or Gorgon, of fuck even a Manticore?Hell aim big and go for Typhon dude.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55962def63687275e0001264","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962bd56368721c2800187c#post_55962bd56368721c2800187c\r\nSo basically. God could pretty much be Dr Manhattan. Guy who just got messed up.\r\n\r\nThat would explain a few things in some holy books actually","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55962e0b63687208f10002c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CI8vIiFUAAAnhFF.jpg:large!\r\nSRPING 2016\r\n\r\nSOMEONE BUILD THE HELL OUT OF A TIME MACHINE","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55962e316368724adc000cba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962d9f636872244d000ecf#post_55962d9f636872244d000ecf\r\nbasically yeah","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55962f59636872244d0011cd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962def63687275e0001264#post_55962def63687275e0001264\r\nThat would actually explain a fuck ton about religions, cause imagine trying to explain concepts like death, disease or loss to beings that don't experience any.\r\n\r\nFrom their point of view \"death\" could be like a video game game death where you instantly respawn.\r\n\r\n\"Now team!  Aim for the highest kill-death ratio you can get!\"\r\n*notices that they're not respawning*\r\n\". . oh. . . ohhhhh shit. . i dun fucked up\"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso what do you guys think of the new avatar?\r\nIt's from this:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/961/556/ea1.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55962f986368725242000c18","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What if the universe is actually just a bunch of Code that someone named God made on his computer. \r\n\r\n\"Introducing, The new Apple Universe computer!\" \r\n\r\n\"Holy shit kid, You're going to be BIG!\" \r\n\r\n\"Here's my card, lets stay in touch and talk business plans\"\r\n\r\nBusiness card \"God J. Ramsey\" ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55962fe56368721c28002057","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962f986368725242000c18#post_55962f986368725242000c18\r\nThat's actually the story of this game:\r\n[spoiler]\r\n!https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Sotteotbox.jpg!\r\n[/spoiler]","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5596301e6368725242000cf5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962f986368725242000c18#post_55962f986368725242000c18\r\nwhat if the whole universe is like half a megabyte on a godcomputer ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5596305d63687203ea0007a8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596301e6368725242000cf5#post_5596301e6368725242000cf5\r\nWe're all just a game of the sims. And God let the game just do its thing 2015 years ago.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"559630996368721c280021d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962f59636872244d0011cd#post_55962f59636872244d0011cd\r\nDefinitely not spooky at all.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559630dd6368724adc001120","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55962fe56368721c28002057#post_55962fe56368721c28002057\r\nHoly fucking shit! I never knew this!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596301e6368725242000cf5#post_5596301e6368725242000cf5\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596305d63687203ea0007a8#post_5596305d63687203ea0007a8\r\nWe're all just super high tech graphics on Gods gamming computer! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559630f76368724adc001155","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596301e6368725242000cf5#post_5596301e6368725242000cf5\r\nWhat if the universe is just a few clicks away from gods porn folder","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5596312f6368721c28002305","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559630f76368724adc001155#post_559630f76368724adc001155\r\nThat's the Universe we need to punch into them. Godly titties and peens. We need em.\r\n\r\nIt's the meaning of life","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5596322863687203ea0009e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559630dd6368724adc001120#post_559630dd6368724adc001120\r\nnah, we're way outdated. We're like dos graphics.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559630f76368724adc001155#post_559630f76368724adc001155\r\n_^what if it is god's porn folder^_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5596322f6368721c28002530","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559630f76368724adc001155#post_559630f76368724adc001155\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596301e6368725242000cf5#post_5596301e6368725242000cf5\r\nWhat if the universe is just a few clicks away from gods porn folder[/bq]\r\nThat would explain Japan.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"559632a96368721c28002623","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596322f6368721c28002530#post_5596322f6368721c28002530\r\n*SHIT*\r\n\r\n*SHIIIT*\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596322863687203ea0009e6#post_5596322863687203ea0009e6\r\nHoly shit if we're Dos can you imagine what the more up to date graphic LOOK LIKE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"559632ec6368721c280026c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559632a96368721c28002623#post_559632a96368721c28002623\r\ndude, we don't even have fourth dimensional graphics","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"559632fa63687275e0001c2c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596322f6368721c28002530#post_5596322f6368721c28002530\r\n!http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/chris-pratt-reaction-gif.gif!\r\n*You cheeky fucker*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559633086368724adc001521","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5596322863687203ea0009e6#post_5596322863687203ea0009e6\r\n\r\n~we're more like that folder you put within your porn folder that says \"nothing to see here\"~","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"}]}