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{"topics":[{"id":"5598cd416368726a410009d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's all I have my KK Sider fanfic. Unfortunately, it's all SFW.\r\n\r\n“This is ridiculous.” \r\n\r\nThe building seemed almost larger, inflated by rumor and extra pearls of neon lights. Her mind paid no attention to the wisdom of her mouth as she pressed on, past the padded doors and into the gape of an utterly devoid dance floor. Really, if what Patty had told her was true, the mayor really should have been thinking about closing this place down. She traced her fingers across the clubroom walls, reluctant to approach the figure on-stage. The white canine must have noticed her by now, but the guitar he was polishing seemed to be his main concern. \r\n\r\n“K.K. Slider?” she asked softly. Her voice carried the innocent demure of a child’s. \r\n\r\n“That’s me, Jane.”\r\n\r\nShe reddened. “Uh, that’s not really my name. Well, that’s not my name at all, actually.”\r\n\r\nThe pooch shifted in his performer’s seat, soft vinyl flushing against his tail. “Relax, cat. It’s an expression.” He twiddled the strings. “You looking for a tune that’ll fly you to the moon?”\r\n\r\n“Actually, I came with a request.” Was she really going to say it?\r\n\r\n“Oh?” He laid the guitar flat on his lap and bent over it, folding his arms to assume a position that was the epitome of cool. “Lay it on me.” \r\n\r\nThe mayor’s arms knotted into pretzel-like contortions as she struggled with the embarrassing words. “It’s…K.K. Seduction.” She tensed, and waited. Patty would jump out from behind Shrunk’s potted plant at any moment, laughing at her friend’s naivety.\r\n\r\nInstead, K.K. smiled. “Seduction, huh? You’re no square. You must have been…around.”\r\n\r\n“I guess you can say that.”\r\n","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598cd586368721d30000026","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cd316368720ef900082f#post_5598cd316368720ef900082f\r\nNo I ain't, I actually have control","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5598cd8b6368725060002d4c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ca8163687250a0001a6d#post_5598ca8163687250a0001a6d\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ca4a6368720ef90004f5#post_5598ca4a6368720ef90004f5\r\nWho?[/bq]\r\nmy boyfriend","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5598cdbf6368726a41000a84","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cd416368726a410009d4#post_5598cd416368726a410009d4\r\n[bq=\"And Brother I Hurt People\"]“You looking for a tune that’ll fly you to the moon?”[/bq]\r\ni hope this physically hurt you as much as it did me","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598cddc63687210a9001161","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cd8b6368725060002d4c#post_5598cd8b6368725060002d4c\r\nSo you *are* a girl.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598cde463687210a900116e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cdbf6368726a41000a84#post_5598cdbf6368726a41000a84\r\n\r\nHe literally says that in game. Half of his dialogue in this part has been unchanged. :P\r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cddc63687210a9001161#post_5598cddc63687210a9001161\r\n\r\nOoooooor he's gay.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598cde86368726a41000ab6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cd8b6368725060002d4c#post_5598cd8b6368725060002d4c\r\ndont worry kez honey ill protect u from those meanies\r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cddc63687210a9001161#post_5598cddc63687210a9001161\r\nomg homoPHOBIC much","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598cdf76368725060002ded","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cd316368720ef900082f#post_5598cd316368720ef900082f\r\n...I'm still masturbating.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5598ce0763687224900004c2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cd586368721d30000026#post_5598cd586368721d30000026\r\nYeah, suuuure you do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598ce0d63687228a40003d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cdf76368725060002ded#post_5598cdf76368725060002ded\r\n\r\nYou're a strong man.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598ce226368720ef9000968","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cde463687210a900116e#post_5598cde463687210a900116e\r\nOh. Kaz is a guy. Didn't know that.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598ce3e6368726a41000b28","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ce0d63687228a40003d7#post_5598ce0d63687228a40003d7\r\nNah, I'm just super fucking depraved is all.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"5598ce506368725060002e7d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cde86368726a41000ab6#post_5598cde86368726a41000ab6\r\nI just kinda thought Kaz was a girl.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598ce576368722490000529","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cd316368720ef900082f#post_5598cd316368720ef900082f\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ccbd6368725060002bd5#post_5598ccbd6368725060002bd5\r\n*You are now visioning a Shia/Bieber Blowjob ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*\r\n\r\n*Suffer In terrible Smut hell* [/bq]\r\n[just doing it intensifies]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5598ce6563687210a900122f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cdf76368725060002ded#post_5598cdf76368725060002ded\r\nYOU REALLY ARE SATAN!\r\n!http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/Scream-GIF.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598ce6e6368725060002ebf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cde463687210a900116e#post_5598cde463687210a900116e\r\nnigga that dont mean shit\r\n\r\ndang old animal crossing got some jive turkey asses writing that fuckery","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598ce7363687210a9001245","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cdf76368725060002ded#post_5598cdf76368725060002ded\r\n[spoiler]Fap harder, you little whore[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598ce766368721d3000013c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Double...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598ce806368720ef90009ea","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ce576368722490000529#post_5598ce576368722490000529\r\nOooooh, Oooooh you Butt! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5598ce8d63687210a9001263","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ce506368725060002e7d#post_5598ce506368725060002e7d\r\nnah, he likes men","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5598cebf6368726a41000be6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ce6563687210a900122f#post_5598ce6563687210a900122f\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cdf76368725060002ded#post_5598cdf76368725060002ded\r\nYOU REALLY ARE SATAN!\r\n!http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/Scream-GIF.gif![/bq]\r\nWHAT THE HELL?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5598ceca6368725060002f5d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ce8d63687210a9001263#post_5598ce8d63687210a9001263\r\nHuh. Am I the only straight person here?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598ced663687228a40004aa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ce6e6368725060002ebf#post_5598ce6e6368725060002ebf\r\n\r\nYou sound like\r\n\r\n!http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/p__/images/e/e4/Jeff_Boomhauer.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140418050558&path-prefix=protagonist!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5598cee06368721d300001a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598ce8d63687210a9001263#post_5598ce8d63687210a9001263\r\nIgnore this. For this is a double post.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5598cee66368720ef9000a61","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5598cebf6368726a41000be6#post_5598cebf6368726a41000be6\r\nArmy of Darkness","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}