time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/750.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53baf6556368726af06d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Puts the Kabuto Zecter down*\r\n\r\nGuess I don't need that quite yet","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53baf6db6368725057420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53baf61a63687247f8100000#post_53baf61a63687247f8100000\r\n*Thumbs up and grabs a nearby tank and waves bye*","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53baf71d636872163d840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*was secretly hiding in the worm the whole time and not off doing stuff. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.*\r\n\r\nIt will take more than flammable bullets to kill me, though I do smell like baked ham now.\r\n\r\nNo Twilight! Stop looking at me like that! ","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53baf7cf6368722fd3050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53baf71d636872163d840000#post_53baf71d636872163d840000\r\n*The Kabuto Zecter flies back into my hands*\r\n\r\nExplain. Now. If you don't want me to use this.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53bafa2b63687238de9c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53baf7cf6368722fd3050000#post_53baf7cf6368722fd3050000\r\n\r\nWell, you see. Twilight went to a world of technicolored monkeys where she accidently engaged in meat eating. She liked it. Now she's gnawing on my  burned leg, which while adorable, is also kind of painful.\r\n\r\nAs for the worm, I am Kwisatz Haderach!  The chosen one!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53bafa706368721e41830000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafa2b63687238de9c0100#post_53bafa2b63687238de9c0100\r\nWorm!?\r\n\r\nHenshin!\r\n\r\n@HENSHIN@\r\n\r\n!http://www.microforever.com/Rider/Riderimage/kabuto-5a.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53bafa93636872484bd30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafa706368721e41830000#post_53bafa706368721e41830000\r\nYou gonna Cast Off?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bafaba6368721e419c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafa2b63687238de9c0100#post_53bafa2b63687238de9c0100\r\n*Pounces on you're back*\r\n\r\nYou though you could get away from me my _Dear sister!_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53bafaf4636872163d300100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafa93636872484bd30000#post_53bafa93636872484bd30000\r\nLikely","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53bafc016368723078b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafaba6368721e419c0000#post_53bafaba6368721e419c0000\r\n\r\nHow are you still alive!? Then again, you are me...sort of.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafa706368721e41830000#post_53bafa706368721e41830000\r\nHa. Your tiny scrap of metal is nothing to Shai Alud.\r\n\r\n!http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2bAF64IYhZ0/TU1RE5aXsGI/AAAAAAAAA1E/cTxVhFunPQE/s1600/schoenherr3.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53bafc376368721df5ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafc016368723078b10000#post_53bafc016368723078b10000\r\nI'd think again Molly. Kabuto is a Gary Stu.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53bafc43636872484b200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh for fuck's sakes:\r\n\r\nYou know how the world's economy has been sluggishly recovering?  Well now the rich are getting pissy that it's not recovering through a artificial boom bubble.  If you're wondering what I mean by this is that we're all familiar with the idea of boom-bust cycles; well while this recovery has been sluggish the recovery is sustainable and chances are won't bust.  The reason why it's pissing off the rich is that this is bad for the super rich in that low risk equals low returns.  A stable economy is not a profitable economy for the wealthy.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTo use a analogy imagine a kid trying to pop a water balloon that just won't pop no matter how hard he tries to jump on it and the kid getting pissy that it won't pop.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53bafc776368726ed7e10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafc376368721df5ac0000#post_53bafc376368721df5ac0000\r\n\r\nOH NO! I'm doomed!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53bafc7c636872589f850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafc016368723078b10000#post_53bafc016368723078b10000\r\n...Cast off\r\n\r\n@CAST OFF@\r\n\r\n@CHANGE BEETLE@\r\n!http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/13/135291/2617051-kabuto-4-l.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53bafcd363687220e31e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafc016368723078b10000#post_53bafc016368723078b10000\r\nI cant die, I'm a Princess!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53bafcf263687269500e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafc7c636872589f850100#post_53bafc7c636872589f850100\r\n*unhooks the sandworm and lets it dive beneath the Earth with me on it*\r\n\r\nI'd rather let the earth consume me than become Sue pr- *dies from burial*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53bafd7d6368726aa8420000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafcf263687269500e0000#post_53bafcf263687269500e0000\r\n*Before that could happen*\r\n\r\nClock up!\r\n\r\n@CLOCK UP@\r\n\r\n*My Speed increases to the point where everything looks like It's standing still*\r\n\r\n*I grab you and Get you off of the worm before you get buried*\r\n\r\n@CLOCK OVER@\r\n\r\nYou're not the one I'm after...\r\n\r\n*Waits for the sand worm to resurface*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53bafe096368721ad7510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafd7d6368726aa8420000#post_53bafd7d6368726aa8420000\r\nAh. I don't think it's coming back. They stay underground and sulk for an hour after a ride.\r\n\r\n*swallows cyanide*\r\n\r\nGAAGHHH!! X_X","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53bafea46368723078090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafe096368721ad7510100#post_53bafe096368721ad7510100\r\n...Hyper cast off\r\n\r\n@CHANGE HYPER BEETLE@\r\n!http://wallpoper.com/images/00/04/50/34/kabuto-hyper_00045034.jpg!\r\n*Goes back in time by a few seconds and Snatches the cyanide pill out of your hand*\r\n\r\nHow many times Do I have to say it? I don't care about you.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53bafee56368721a6bb10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafe096368721ad7510100#post_53bafe096368721ad7510100\r\nS-Siss? Sisster?!\r\n\r\n_*NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*_","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53bafeff6368726ed73a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"VERTIGO\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sY2Su11-zuE ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53bb001e6368726af0350200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bafea46368723078090100#post_53bafea46368723078090100\r\n*Tears off his belt*\r\n\r\nNice belt kid.\r\n\r\n*Puts it on*\r\n\r\nHenshin!\r\n\r\nKamen Rider!\r\n\r\n*Joestar!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53bb00906368720ea0750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bb001e6368726af0350200#post_53bb001e6368726af0350200\r\n*The Zecter flies off the belt, Removing its power source and returning to my hand*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53bb01616368727e0b4e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bb00906368720ea0750000#post_53bb00906368720ea0750000\r\nUhuh uuuh!\r\n\r\n*Uses Magic to hold it in place and crushes it*\r\n\r\nSilly kids and there toys.\r\n\r\nNow let me show you a _*Real*_ Henshin!\r\n\r\n!http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VSkAEifxulI/UBkL2tanciI/AAAAAAAAVFo/aKdC5AxnzqQ/s1600/Kamen.Rider.Stronger.(Character).full.1185654.jpg!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53bb02c26368726a22040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53bb01616368727e0b4e0100#post_53bb01616368727e0b4e0100\r\nThat's cute\r\n\r\n@KAMEN RIDE@\r\n\r\n@DECADE@","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}