time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7510.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Everyone's horny today.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a1b1866368722bcc0013e4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b0886368724d75000bf9#post_55a1b0886368724d75000bf9\r\nHa-ha! \r\n\r\nMlp and naruto porno fics have prepared me for this!\r\n\r\nIt has no effect!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a1b1996368722bcc0013ed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b13e636872605200104d#post_55a1b13e636872605200104d\r\nI don't think you're annoying. You're cool.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55a1b1c863687237e80003a0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b13e636872605200104d#post_55a1b13e636872605200104d\r\nNah.\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b15b6368722bcc0013a9#post_55a1b15b6368722bcc0013a9\r\nReady the Jontron gifs and links!","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a1b1ce63687237e80003a3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b13e636872605200104d#post_55a1b13e636872605200104d\r\n\r\nNah, we love you. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1b1f76368720dfd000576","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b0b36368726052000fbc#post_55a1b0b36368726052000fbc\r\nAdd a _ to the end And it should work\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b13e636872605200104d#post_55a1b13e636872605200104d\r\nI liek u\r\n\r\n\r\n^~do u liek me~^\r\n\r\n\r\nAnd I think it comes up a lot because you can't really read intent through text. I feel that way a lot\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a1b1fc6368724d75000dc9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/QxvXhEQ.png![/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWho the fuck are you and why are you in my Poe.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1b2066368722bcc001488","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b1866368722bcc0013e4#post_55a1b1866368722bcc0013e4\r\nThere's worse?! *faints*","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a1b2686368726052001217","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1#post_55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1\r\nDid you perform some rite or ritual or something ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a1b2786368725a4e000da8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b1fc6368724d75000dc9#post_55a1b1fc6368724d75000dc9\r\nAre there enough Jontron gifs for these kinds of novels?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a1b279636872605200122f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b1f76368720dfd000576#post_55a1b1f76368720dfd000576\r\n\r\nIt's not.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b1866368722bcc0013e4#post_55a1b1866368722bcc0013e4\r\n\r\nI've been neglecting fanfiction for the visual realm of hentai. This is my punishment. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1b2d66368720dfd000676","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bonus round: Oliver Twist porn.\r\n\r\n!http://pornparody.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/oliver-twink-420.jpg! ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1b2ed63687245a1000022","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b2786368725a4e000da8#post_55a1b2786368725a4e000da8\r\n\r\nWe would break the gif meter","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a1b2f56368724534000035","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1#post_55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Everyone's horny today.[/bq]\r\nWe're horny everyday\r\nWhat matters is if we are showing it or not","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a1b2fd6368724d75000ee9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b1996368722bcc0013ed#post_55a1b1996368722bcc0013ed\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b1f76368720dfd000576#post_55a1b1f76368720dfd000576\r\nYeez. Yeez I do.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b1ce63687237e80003a3#post_55a1b1ce63687237e80003a3\r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b1c863687237e80003a0#post_55a1b1c863687237e80003a0\r\n\r\n!http://media.giphy.com/media/FGmbEOTVWQHzW/giphy.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a1b30d6368722bcc0015dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b13e636872605200104d#post_55a1b13e636872605200104d\r\nYou're probably the most normal person here.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a1b3236368722bcc0015f6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b279636872605200122f#post_55a1b279636872605200122f\r\nWell shit balls\r\n\r\nIt's the phantom of the opera sound track \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b2d66368720dfd000676#post_55a1b2d66368720dfd000676\r\n\"Please sir I want some more\"\r\nShit\r\nWhy didn't I think of that","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55a1b32c6368722bcc001603","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b2d66368720dfd000676#post_55a1b2d66368720dfd000676\r\nThat pun made me laugh more than it should\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b3236368722bcc0015f6#post_55a1b3236368722bcc0015f6\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b2d66368720dfd000676#post_55a1b2d66368720dfd000676\r\n\"Please sir I want some more\"\r\nShit\r\nWhy didn't I think of that[/bq]\r\n\r\nI laughed at that and I don't care","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a1b33e6368722bcc001612","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1#post_55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Everyone's horny today.[/bq]\r\nI'm horny for Exotics.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a1b3426368720dfd0006f4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1#post_55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Everyone's horny today.[/bq]\r\nThat's my secret captain, I'm always horny.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a1b35d6368726648000de2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b30d6368722bcc0015dc#post_55a1b30d6368722bcc0015dc\r\nThen that makes me a \r\n!http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130528044827/sonicpokemon/images/9/9d/Ghost_Type_Symbol_by_falke2009.png!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55a1b3616368727600000c7d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b3236368722bcc0015f6#post_55a1b3236368722bcc0015f6\r\n\r\nI would listen to that _without_ reading porn.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a1b3756368726648000e0e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1#post_55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]Everyone's horny today.[/bq]\r\n\r\nNot me","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55a1b37963687245340000c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1#post_55a1b17d6368720dfd0004f1\r\nThats my secret captian, I'm always horny\r\n\r\n\r\n*exits molestia persona*\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/4f64ea3ee7a4f5720a606aeb67ed370f/tumblr_inline_nnjad20gK21tq28tp_500.gif!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55a1b3966368724d75000f8e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So when's the orgy then?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"}]}