time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7683.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55a9237963687237e2003430","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92301636872384a001c02#post_55a92301636872384a001c02\r\n\r\nSounds about right.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a9246463687211380009fc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/Zwj1c.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a9249563687237e2003613","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9246463687211380009fc#post_55a9246463687211380009fc\r\nSpongebob just loves to do that kind of stuff.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a924b163687264ec0012d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9246463687211380009fc#post_55a9246463687211380009fc\r\n\r\nMaybe it was Bikini Bottom's version of MLP...which is why Spongebob wanted to find a more \"manly\" channel.\r\n\r\n-but that's not as funny-","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a924ec636872384a001e79","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a924b163687264ec0012d9#post_55a924b163687264ec0012d9\r\nI'm still gonna go with porn.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a9252263687273310005a2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a924ec636872384a001e79#post_55a924ec636872384a001e79\r\nEVERYONE likes porn. Hell I'm looking at porn right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a9253e63687237f10030ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a924b163687264ec0012d9#post_55a924b163687264ec0012d9\r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a924ec636872384a001e79#post_55a924ec636872384a001e79\r\nPorn is better.\r\n\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/PKZ7YL2.jpg!\r\nSo you're telling me... People that uses Blastoiseare really just pissing on others?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a926e963687238360027bc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"OK, THIS IS THE BIGGEST WHAT THE FUCK OF THE YEAR\":http://imgur.com/gallery/fZ1po7j","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a92755636872384a0021c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9252263687273310005a2#post_55a9252263687273310005a2\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a924ec636872384a001e79#post_55a924ec636872384a001e79\r\nEVERYONE likes porn. Hell I'm looking at porn right now.[/bq]\r\nI want to put this on a plaque.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55a9275663687237f1003411","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a926e963687238360027bc#post_55a926e963687238360027bc\r\nWelp!\r\nMy boner's gone.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a927576368727331000723","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a926e963687238360027bc#post_55a926e963687238360027bc\r\nO_O ........I've got nothing.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a92758636872384a0021c5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a926e963687238360027bc#post_55a926e963687238360027bc\r\n\r\nThat can be really dangerous...it's easy for ribbons and wires to strangle the cat's internal organs and damage them beyond repair.\r\n\r\n-actuallytakingthisseriously.jpg-\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9275663687237f1003411#post_55a9275663687237f1003411\r\n\r\n\"But was it ever there to begin with?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a927ec6368727331000791","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a926e963687238360027bc#post_55a926e963687238360027bc\r\nOh yeah I remember this.\r\n\r\nPretty gross. (And inhumane) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a92822636872384a0022bd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92758636872384a0021c5#post_55a92758636872384a0021c5\r\nHis dicks so puny I bet his boner is just a figment of his imagination. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a9286863687264ec0016c9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9275663687237f1003411#post_55a9275663687237f1003411\r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a927576368727331000723#post_55a927576368727331000723\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92758636872384a0021c5#post_55a92758636872384a0021c5\r\nAt least it didn't actually happen...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a928d6636872733100080e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"why is this so funny\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieV4QsDUhIM","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a92966636872384a002470","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What would it be like if a flaccid penis was an erection and vice versa.  ","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55a92bce636872384a00287d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92966636872384a002470#post_55a92966636872384a002470\r\n\r\nsex would be very frustrating ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a92c0d636872383600303b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well Little Squiggy has been appeased.\r\n\r\nHopefully the little bastard will leave me alonetoday.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a92c3063687237f1003c6b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92c0d636872383600303b#post_55a92c0d636872383600303b\r\n\r\nYou have a name for your penis?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55a92c3663687237f1003c7c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Agar.io though.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a92c3b636872113800110b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92bce636872384a00287d#post_55a92bce636872384a00287d\r\nInstead of making pigs in a blanket we'd be pouring soup in a ladle. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55a92c3e6368727331000b1c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92c0d636872383600303b#post_55a92c0d636872383600303b\r\nYour pet spider?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55a92c576368721138001134","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92c3063687237f1003c6b#post_55a92c3063687237f1003c6b\r\nWell yeah.\r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92c3e6368727331000b1c#post_55a92c3e6368727331000b1c\r\nUnfortunately no.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a92c616368721138001141","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a92c0d636872383600303b#post_55a92c0d636872383600303b\r\nWho?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}