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{"topics":[{"id":"55a9729c6368725fd2000953","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"well if we're doing homosexuality and genderless entities, why not throw in a little hebephillia","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a9730463687202c3001100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And here we see the Eva reference!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a973736368725fd2000ab1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9723d6368721b590001bd#post_55a9723d6368721b590001bd\r\nI remember a moment in Regular Show where Mordecai said crap.\r\nI beginning to think Cartoon Network is changing from a kid channel to a young adult channel.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a973b563687202c3001223","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9730463687202c3001100#post_55a9730463687202c3001100\r\n-What EVA reference?-\r\nYOU MEAN THE TEST?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a973bd6368722428000352","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"regular show is in another league compared to a lot of stuff they air tbh","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a9740263687279a80005dc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a973b563687202c3001223#post_55a973b563687202c3001223\r\nCongratulations ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a976526368723956000baa","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"best podcast\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDwXVUkabng","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a97774636872754f000057","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of fictional cartoons I just thought of something; if real life was like in fictional television I would be the most boring super villain of all time.\r\n\r\n\"Nature-man\" crashes through the roof and does a action pose, \"I'm here to stop your evil reign of terror!\"\r\n\"Evil reign of what now?\"\r\n\"I'm here to stop your atrocities against nature?\"\r\n\"Come again?\"\r\n\"You're creating mutant animals and I'm here to stop your cruelty to nature!\"\r\n\"Oh that!  I'm just inserting genes into species so that they're more resilient and inserted the gene responsible for human evolution while increasing the likelihood of mutations so as to speed up evolution\"\r\n\"Your time is nigh!  The rightful order of nature shall be restored! I'm taking you in!\"\r\n\"So you're a criminal vigilante?\"\r\n\"No more of this nonsense!  You're criminal mastermind spree ends here\"\r\n\"I have a permit\"\r\n\"Stop trying to stall for time!  HEYAH!-\"\r\n*hits them with a tazer then calls the police*","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a977a66368723956000dd6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Garnet. You're a cool guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a9780a636872754f0000e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Got my tooth pulled \r\nI'm not a happy camper","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55a978316368721b590009d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a97774636872754f000057#post_55a97774636872754f000057\r\ni couldnt help but to imagine the normal guy in that scenario as some senile old man\r\n\r\nwell thats what you would be i guess but hasudiasfhuao;hgufrw","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55a978676368723956000ef9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a9780a636872754f0000e2#post_55a9780a636872754f0000e2\r\n[bq=\"SidewardManatee\"]Got my tooth pulled \r\nI'm not a happy camper[/bq]\r\nWas it your wisdom teeth?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55a978816368722328000008","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a977a66368723956000dd6#post_55a977a66368723956000dd6\r\nShe the better mother than Pearl and Amethyst.\r\n\r\n\r\nI'm actually interested in getting Fallout 4.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a97912636872228a00010c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a977a66368723956000dd6#post_55a977a66368723956000dd6\r\nShe really is","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a97a0e636872228a0002b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Excuse me guys, but I'm just gonna share one of my favorite comedians and a little bit of his stand-up.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yRMNoWeIY0\r\n[spoiler]Right wing Americans might not like him...[/spoiler]","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"55a97ac5636872229e0003b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jeez Amethyst...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a97b56636872230f000409","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a97ac5636872229e0003b8#post_55a97ac5636872229e0003b8\r\n[spoiler]Kindergarten?[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a97ba66368723447000396","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/5478c285770b7f101d9e7ec4697204cc/tumblr_nozdr7ixX61qjyfteo1_250.gif!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a97c746368726ad60001cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://36.media.tumblr.com/10213e0152d936255511fd021a68920a/tumblr_mif87f44D61qex36wo1_1280.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a97d306368723bf30004f6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Holy shit. Gawker's attempt at damage control seems to get opposition from _Gawker itself_.\":https://twitter.com/SavedYouAClick/status/622165695284006912","author":"5179b098a4c72d9b7f0028ee"},{"id":"55a97d456368726ad60002ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"A minimum is the perfect vibrator for a chick\":http://imgur.com/gallery/pBCODQj\r\n","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55a97dba6368726ad600030c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a97b56636872230f000409#post_55a97b56636872230f000409\r\n[spoiler]Kindergarten.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a97dfa6368726ad6000362","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh god why\r\n[spoiler]!https://41.media.tumblr.com/179a85a6e4d40e10a69f09a9ec8c7952/tumblr_nrnc283N7X1s400xoo1_1280.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55a97e49636872344700074c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a97dfa6368726ad6000362#post_55a97dfa6368726ad6000362\r\n*THAT'S IT! EVERYTHING DIES!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55a97eaf636872230f0008bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a97dba6368726ad600030c#post_55a97dba6368726ad600030c\r\nEeeyep.\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55a97dfa6368726ad6000362#post_55a97dfa6368726ad6000362\r\nOh god.\r\nAlso, that reminds me.\r\nI found something similar\r\n[spoiler]!http://i.imgur.com/d4t617c.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}