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{"topics":[{"id":"55ad031f6368720d840001cb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55acf17663687257960025e7#post_55acf17663687257960025e7\r\n\r\nAnything spur this comment on, friend?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ad068a6368723bcc0000ba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad031f6368720d840001cb#post_55ad031f6368720d840001cb\r\nJust my cousins visiting and me watching over their nephews as they talk about stuff with my dad.\r\nThese kids have problems, my god. \r\nI don't remember myself being this needy when I was their age.\r\n\r\nOne kid wanted to play with a motorcycle replica model made out of thick metal wires and small rubber tubing and when he wasn't allowed to, he started crying and wailing around the floor, throwing a hissy fit. \r\nAnother was so scared of everyone that he would cling to his mom everywhere. Now, this wouldn't be a problem if he didn't try to pull his mom to places he wanted to go and started crying if she didn't follow.\r\nAnother kid was a brat who wanted to play with my games when I said they couldn't (since the news was on) and while he didn't cry, he argued and ORDERED me to turn it on. At one point, I did but didn't give him the controller until he asked politely, he just sat there and sulked while relentlessly demanding it.\r\n\r\nI don't care how young a child is or how influential or powerful their parents are. If you even think that you're above me and act like it, I will punish you. And the best part is? I will make sure their parents agree with me. I may sound sadistic or any other crazy word but while I like children, I don't like overlords. \r\n\r\nYou want something? Be humble about it. \r\nYou want something you can't have? Accept that fact.\r\nYou think you're high and mighty? I'll make you think otherwise.\r\n\r\nThis applies to people of all ages.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55ad077f6368721438000307","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad068a6368723bcc0000ba#post_55ad068a6368723bcc0000ba\r\nYou'd make a great parent! I mean that, thats the right attitude to have. Thats how my mother raised me and I think she did a great job.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad07d563687276680021d4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad068a6368723bcc0000ba#post_55ad068a6368723bcc0000ba\r\nTry this: Whenever one of them's out of line punish them all and tell them it's because that one is misbehaving. That's what we do to under-performing cadets.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55ad07ea6368720a7400168d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://36.media.tumblr.com/0420cb1e744d10e12ad7371bb9c78e23/tumblr_nqj641vGKy1r81w4ho2_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/3387e3fab59a100ccc39fd1659ea47e2/tumblr_nqj641vGKy1r81w4ho1_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/f74d1bb90522c6f195ecc8da7f59965f/tumblr_nqj641vGKy1r81w4ho3_1280.png!","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"55ad0abe636872766800266b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad068a6368723bcc0000ba#post_55ad068a6368723bcc0000ba\r\n\r\nSounds about right. A little firmness goes a long way.\r\n\r\nThe children of my family friends are fucking insane. The girl is apparently some star gymnast, so much so that she's been taken out of school so that she can hone her skills every single waking day. She gets homeschooled, sure, and there's other kids at the gym so she has some semblance of social skill, but there's one problem - being a star gymnast means that you're used to attention twenty four seven. So when she doesn't get any from her parents, she gets miffed and will quite literally stand at their side while they're talking and go \"dad, dad, dad, dad, dad...\" \r\n\r\nBut at least she's better than the _boy._ Holy shit, the boy. I guess this is what happens when your sister is a hotshot athlete, because he doesn't just want attention, he _craves_ it. He will do absolutely anything for you to simply look at him for even a few seconds. He needs to go to bed? He'll walk out shirtless and in underwear in the middle of a conversation just so everyone can hear his mom yell at him and he can retort with \"but I go to bed NAKED!\" He even stooped as low as to insult our host, who he said was fat, had a girl voice, was \"gay\"...and it wasn't even his parents that stopped him, it was everyone else around him! He started throwing glass bottles at trees, told me that he would rape Barbie, and when he saw that I was playing \"Bowser's Inside Story\" on my DS, proceeded to tell everyone at the table how the game involved bugs bursting out of Bowser's sinew and a whole host of disgusting stuff. Keep in mind that he was talking to middle aged women who have never held a DS in their life. Had to comfort his poor mother that it wasn't _really_ about that so she didn't think that her son had a M game on his hands.\r\n\r\nThey get yelled at, sure, but they don't get _disciplined._ And that's the problem.\r\n\r\nThe real kicker is that I'm the one who gets to babysit them when they're too \"rowdy\" instead of their fucking parents. I had to sit through two hours of a Fred movie marathon because it was the only way they'd sit still. Everyone at the event was congratulating me for \"taking charge\" and it's like, wow, is this how low we've sunk?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ad0cc0636872321a0007e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0abe636872766800266b#post_55ad0abe636872766800266b\r\nOh jesus christ that sounds like an absolute nightmare! Hope you got good pay out of that!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad0cf96368721438000a34","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0cc0636872321a0007e6#post_55ad0cc0636872321a0007e6\r\n\r\nPay? This was a family event. The only pay I got was a few cookies from the snack drawer. ","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ad0d7c636872321a0008af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0cf96368721438000a34#post_55ad0cf96368721438000a34\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/D35dEiO.gif!\r\nHow in the hell did you retain your sanity?","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad0d8263687208ac002226","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0abe636872766800266b#post_55ad0abe636872766800266b\r\nHe sounds awful :( also\r\n \"I had to sit through two hours of a Fred movie marathon\"\r\nYou disever a hug \r\n","author":"55ac02c163687266f50004f1"},{"id":"55ad0dc463687209ac0003b8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0abe636872766800266b#post_55ad0abe636872766800266b\r\nLife sure got harder, huh?\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad07d563687276680021d4#post_55ad07d563687276680021d4\r\nWouldn't that have the negative effect of creating unhealthy negative relationships between siblings, creating the famous sibling rivalry and later just makes them resent each other?\r\nOf course, there is also the positive effect in which the siblings will work together to get out of trouble and that will work wonders in the long run.\r\n\r\nSo I guess it is good.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55ad0dfe6368721438000b89","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0cf96368721438000a34#post_55ad0cf96368721438000a34\r\nDam this generation is getting out of hand.\r\n\r\nI mastered rifle operation when I was 12 and became a lieutenant at 18. All thanks to parents.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55ad0e616368723081000324","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh man, when I read about what some people have to deal with, I am really happy, that I am the youngest and don't have any relatives with kids. \r\n","author":"54007f0a6368725ec28b0200"},{"id":"55ad0f256368724e570001a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HeroInferno\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0d7c636872321a0008af#post_55ad0d7c636872321a0008af\r\n\r\nI just kept telling myself that if I was serious about being a child psychologist, this probably wouldn't be the worse I'd have to deal with. \r\n\r\nCall it motherly instinct, but even in light of what a little pain in the ass he was, it was heartbreaking hearing him say things like \"Nobody at school likes me\". Like, damn, kid, maybe if your parents actually knew how to raise you, you'd come out decent.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ice1517\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0d8263687208ac002226#post_55ad0d8263687208ac002226\r\n\r\nIt was horrible. I didn't even know there was a third Fred movie. I didn't even know that Fred was still a thing.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0dc463687209ac0003b8#post_55ad0dc463687209ac0003b8\r\n\r\n\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0dfe6368721438000b89#post_55ad0dfe6368721438000b89\r\n\r\nI don't necessarily think that this generation is getting out of hand. There's just a whole lot of different factors around that give parents different ways to be horrible. Technology, mostly. \r\n\r\n\"@CrazyPhilosopher\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0e616368723081000324#post_55ad0e616368723081000324\r\n\r\nHello, new user. Welcome to hell.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ad0fd06368721438000e8a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0f256368724e570001a4#post_55ad0f256368724e570001a4\r\nNot even your worst enemys should have to see the fred movies.\r\nAlso, im new too","author":"55ac02c163687266f50004f1"},{"id":"55ad0fe56368723081000545","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0f256368724e570001a4#post_55ad0f256368724e570001a4\r\nI am not directly a new user, I just, for the first time explored the forums. Is it really that bad here, that it earns the title hell, I've seen worse places...","author":"54007f0a6368725ec28b0200"},{"id":"55ad104d6368724e570002ea","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ice1517\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0fd06368721438000e8a#post_55ad0fd06368721438000e8a\r\n\r\nWelcome!\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@CrazyPhilosopher\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0fe56368723081000545#post_55ad0fe56368723081000545\r\n\r\nYou haven't been here at night, have you?\r\n\r\n_shakes Squiggy's cage, pokes Mariomarc with stick_\r\n\r\n...you'll see.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ad1053636872022900008e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CrazyPhilosopher\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0fe56368723081000545#post_55ad0fe56368723081000545\r\nActually more like Purgatory going by the way we operate.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"55ad108663687202290000ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad104d6368724e570002ea#post_55ad104d6368724e570002ea\r\nNot yet no, but well you know..... I will see","author":"54007f0a6368725ec28b0200"},{"id":"55ad10906368723081000646","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0f256368724e570001a4#post_55ad0f256368724e570001a4\r\nI miss the times when entertaining kids was not through video games but through physical toys.\r\nI used to have a big box full of toys and I would play with kids all the time.\r\nKids these days playing with video games isn't a bad thing. It's just that they are more *addicted* to it than *having fun* to it.\r\nAnyone can be addicted to something but that doesn't mean they had fun doing it. The same applies vice versa.\r\n\r\nI see them stuck in the screens and they don't even laugh or smile. It's kinda sad, really.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55ad109163687202290000b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CrazyPhilosopher\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0e616368723081000324#post_55ad0e616368723081000324\r\nI used to know what it was like being the youngest in the family, now my cousin has 2 boys. Also, Welcome to Derpibooru.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0f256368724e570001a4#post_55ad0f256368724e570001a4\r\nThere was more than 1 Fred movie?!","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad109f6368725dcb0001ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, it's good to get new blood. Maybe the conversations here will evolve past weird porn and cynicism. \r\n\r\n[spoiler]probably not though[/spoiler]","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55ad10c36368725827000294","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ice1517\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad0fd06368721438000e8a#post_55ad0fd06368721438000e8a\r\nWelcome to Derpibooru as well.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55ad10d06368724e57000397","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad104d6368724e570002ea#post_55ad104d6368724e570002ea\r\nThanks :)\r\nAlso heres that hug \r\n*HUGS*","author":"55ac02c163687266f50004f1"},{"id":"55ad11006368723081000702","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ad109f6368725dcb0001ac#post_55ad109f6368725dcb0001ac\r\nWell, I can bring sarcasm and optimism into play xD\r\n","author":"54007f0a6368725ec28b0200"}]} |