time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/7982.json

{"topics":[{"id":"55b5b2fe6368720b89000fa1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b2d46368720b4f0010cc#post_55b5b2d46368720b4f0010cc\r\n*[spoiler]SONO CHI NO SADAME![/spoiler]*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b5b3176368722f0200161f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"IM AWAKE!\r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55b5b32a63687279260005e2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b1466368720b89000d1c#post_55b5b1466368720b89000d1c\r\nMy answer to this question is false.","author":"53f29d1b6368725f76ba0100"},{"id":"55b5b3306368726a1b0001fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b3176368722f0200161f#post_55b5b3176368722f0200161f\r\nNo you're not. ","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55b5b3556368722f020016a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b29f6368726a1b00013b#post_55b5b29f6368726a1b00013b\r\n\r\nNot even close. Just a dude on the internet.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b5b38b636872765f00020e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b3556368722f020016a6#post_55b5b3556368722f020016a6\r\nYou seem to know a bit about math and such; what major are you?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b5b3f1636872230e0000c8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b3176368722f0200161f#post_55b5b3176368722f0200161f\r\nHello.","author":"4fde01d7945b70057c00024d"},{"id":"55b5b403636872765f000293","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b38b636872765f00020e#post_55b5b38b636872765f00020e\r\n\r\nLaw school","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b5b4396368727926000744","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b403636872765f000293#post_55b5b403636872765f000293\r\nSo you're the laaaaaaaw.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55b5b455636872230e000127","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b403636872765f000293#post_55b5b403636872765f000293\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b38b636872765f00020e#post_55b5b38b636872765f00020e\r\n\r\nLaw school[/bq]\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/7028fe5c9694c1d7d411538c5b511379/tumblr_n5kglgz6Uz1t7tto4o1_400.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b5b4616368720b89001195","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b4396368727926000744#post_55b5b4396368727926000744\r\n\r\nNo. Just a paralegal","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b5b47b6368722f02001879","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b455636872230e000127#post_55b5b455636872230e000127\r\n\r\nI love that movie more than I should.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b5b9d9636872230e00084c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"504 messages left before the sequel","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b5ba12636872081d001e57","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5b9d9636872230e00084c#post_55b5b9d9636872230e00084c\r\n502*","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55b5ba35636872081d001e8b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@toxicrystal\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5ba12636872081d001e57#post_55b5ba12636872081d001e57\r\n\r\n503","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b5bacc636872230e0009b3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Network errors are lame. They're always \"404!\" Or \"503!\" Why can't there be \"Error 482? Somebody just shot the server with a 12-gauge. Please contact your administrator.\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b5bae1636872702d000138","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The countdown begins.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55b5bb10636872499400035a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5bacc636872230e0009b3#post_55b5bacc636872230e0009b3\r\nBlame the ones who made them.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55b5bb286368722f0200241f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5bae1636872702d000138#post_55b5bae1636872702d000138\r\n[bq=\"AppleJackFrost\"]The countdown begins.[/bq]\r\nI swear to god whoever comes up with the last post had better make a amazing fucking post or I'm going to ORAORAORAORA.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55b5bb3c6368722f0200243e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5bacc636872230e0009b3#post_55b5bacc636872230e0009b3\r\nSHAAAAAAARK! THERE'S A SHARK IN THE WATER!","author":"5201b5c0a4c72d0d9b0001e4"},{"id":"55b5bb45636872702d000195","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5bacc636872230e0009b3#post_55b5bacc636872230e0009b3\r\n\r\n\"Error 666: Satan has taken possession of your PC. Please contact your administrator and closest church\"","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b5bb6363687249940003c0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5bb286368722f0200241f#post_55b5bb286368722f0200241f\r\nCalm down Jotaro.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"55b5bb6b63687213250005c3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"-Error 420-","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55b5bb7f6368726cc6000251","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5bb6b63687213250005c3#post_55b5bb6b63687213250005c3\r\n\r\nYour printer doesn't work","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55b5bb9e6368724994000408","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b5bb7f6368726cc6000251#post_55b5bb7f6368726cc6000251\r\nThat's true, our printer sucks","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"}]}