time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/804.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c34f1b6368724bf7f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c34eca636872152b120000#post_53c34eca636872152b120000\r\n\r\nI'm afraid I can not help you then. Please ask the reference desk for any further information.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c34f6e636872156d230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c34e0a6368725af9890100#post_53c34e0a6368725af9890100\r\nYou think you have the right to arrest a member of the space sheriffs?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c34fcf63687220893f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c34f6e636872156d230000#post_53c34f6e636872156d230000\r\nYeah, creep! Vigilantism. 30 years in the iso cubes. Justice is to be left to the Judges.\r\n\r\n!http://www.brokenfrontier.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/DREDD-3.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c3506863687215905a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"3 days...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c350836368721590600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3506863687215905a0000#post_53c3506863687215905a0000\r\n\r\nThat frickin' moon...","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c350896368727fa88c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c34fcf63687220893f0000#post_53c34fcf63687220893f0000\r\nIf Anything! I should be the one Arresting you! For interfering with a High ranking Member of the Bird Star Law enforcement!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c350aa6368720305af0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c350836368721590600000#post_53c350836368721590600000\r\nIt's not about the moon.\r\nIt's about my inevitable piercing...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c350e36368727cd4d60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I were to get a dick piercing, it would either be made of dinosaur bone or mammoth ivory.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3511163687241b18c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c350e36368727cd4d60100#post_53c350e36368727cd4d60100\r\nI'd imagine those would be difficult to smooth out.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3514763687226aa780000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kid's first birthday? By putting flowers on their grave.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3515a6368726835cf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c350e36368727cd4d60100#post_53c350e36368727cd4d60100\r\nDarwin award honorable mention material right there.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c351d36368723bf54a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3515a6368726835cf0000#post_53c3515a6368726835cf0000\r\nThe dinosaur bone can be polished smooth, no worries.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c351e5636872569f090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c350896368727fa88c0000#post_53c350896368727fa88c0000\r\n\r\n\r\nResisting arrest.\r\n\r\n!http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/dredd07.jpg!\r\n\r\n*And so Molestia somehow ended up being shot and arrested on a charge of 100000 years of molesting.*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c3523b636872152bbc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c351e5636872569f090000#post_53c351e5636872569f090000\r\nShooting at a space sheriff... That's the Death penalty!\r\n\r\n\"Laser! Blade!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzDSsMw4eww#t=178\r\n\r\nSharivan! Blue! Flash!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c352496368725fba050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c351e5636872569f090000#post_53c351e5636872569f090000\r\nI don't think a prison that can hold you exists Molly.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3527a6368725fba160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GOLD DICK PIERCING WITH THE WORDS \"THUG LIFE\" CARVED ON IT\r\n\r\nthe ultimate gangsta jewerly.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c352dd63687267f16c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3523b636872152bbc0000#post_53c3523b636872152bbc0000\r\n\r\n*again. Molestia is hit. Dredd has already left to arrest some punks*\r\n\r\n OW! OW! WHHHHHHY!?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c352496368725fba050000#post_53c352496368725fba050000\r\nNope. I can use my very phallic horn as a skeleton key.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c3531a63687260993f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If everyone's shit posting then so may I be allowed too:\r\n\r\nThis would be the greatest possible crossover of mlp:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/705/815/b91.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3533563687203053f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c352dd63687267f16c0100#post_53c352dd63687267f16c0100\r\nYour horn is huuuuuuuuge.\r\n[spoiler]It's kind of sexy in a weird way.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3533763687272cf230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c352dd63687267f16c0100#post_53c352dd63687267f16c0100\r\nGood thing that didn't kill you.\r\n\r\n*Goes over to arrest Uc9 and Randomsaur*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c35371636872076f230100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3531a63687260993f0000#post_53c3531a63687260993f0000\r\n\r\nI raise you another crossover.\r\n\r\n!http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/338/4/b/just_darth_by_iririv-d4i6ibj.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53c353c4636872603d350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If Squiggy goes blind, I'll leave the plunger in the toilet.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c353fc6368725ffc880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c35371636872076f230100#post_53c35371636872076f230100\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130616202555/tokusatsu/images/5/52/Super_Hero_Taisen_Z_heroes.jpg!\r\nHere's an official one","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c3542d63687216718a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c353fc6368725ffc880000#post_53c353fc6368725ffc880000\r\nThat actually happened?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c3544b6368725087960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c353c4636872603d350000#post_53c353c4636872603d350000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]If Squiggy goes blind, I'll leave the plunger in the toilet.[/bq]\r\nPromises promises.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}