time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/848.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53c74a1b6368724fe3580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have?\r\nA: Three. The left ear, right ear and the Final Front Ear.\r\n\r\n\r\nI'm not apologizing.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c74a896368724ffa7a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c7498f6368725011360000#post_53c7498f6368725011360000\r\nIt's good for you!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c74a9d6368724476a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74a1b6368724fe3580000#post_53c74a1b6368724fe3580000\r\nNo need.\r\nThat was hilarious","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c74b006368722e46340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74a896368724ffa7a0000#post_53c74a896368724ffa7a0000\r\n\r\nwho needs healthyness when you got BEEF.\r\n\r\n!http://royreid.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/RoyReid.ca-Murrica-5.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c74b5e6368724fc69e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://lohas.nicoseiga.jp/thumb/2832726i?!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c74bc063687240df120100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74b5e6368724fc69e0000#post_53c74b5e6368724fc69e0000\r\nPfffff!\r\nThat's great!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c74bdc636872410df90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74bc063687240df120100#post_53c74bc063687240df120100\r\nWhat? No love for Kamen Rider OOO?","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c74c566368724fc6f40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74bdc636872410df90000#post_53c74bdc636872410df90000\r\nI loved OOO.\r\nIt wasn't as good as W but I still loved it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c74cbe6368724180480100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SQUIGGY, THERE'S A GRIZZLY BEAR DOWNSTAIRS.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c74ce8636872225d4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i dont know shit about kamen rangers, so im lost here.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c74ceb6368722db1a90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74cbe6368724180480100#post_53c74cbe6368724180480100\r\nDoes he look cuddly?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c74d3663687237ef130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74ceb6368722db1a90100#post_53c74ceb6368722db1a90100\r\nHE'S FUCKING RABID AND COVERED IN FLEAS THE SIZE OF GUITAR PICKS.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c74d4463687268a2a10200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74ce8636872225d4b0000#post_53c74ce8636872225d4b0000\r\nStart with W. avoid TV Nihon.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c74d676368722274590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashy i dont understand\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74d4463687268a2a10200#post_53c74d4463687268a2a10200\r\n\r\nwhat what is w and tv nihon","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c74d6f63687222406e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74d3663687237ef130000#post_53c74d3663687237ef130000\r\nThat's not a grizzly bear, its just me. Common mistake.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c74dbd63687219fd710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74d676368722274590000#post_53c74d676368722274590000\r\nTV Nihon is a terrible sub group, W Is the rider from 2010, Generally considered to be the most accessible of the riders\r\n\r\n\"Here\":http://krdl.info/display/show/wot/","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c74dc163687240f19a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74d6f63687222406e0000#post_53c74d6f63687222406e0000\r\nBUT HOW ARE THERE TWO OF YOU? THERE'S A RABID, FLEA-COVERED BEAR BESIDE YOU.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c74e78636872221e9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74dc163687240f19a0100#post_53c74dc163687240f19a0100\r\nIts a clone. Obviously. And we're not rabid, we're just brushing our teeth. As for the fleas... well... those are fleas. Fucking Long Beach man.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c750446368727d1f090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"man, lil wayne was madly gifted back in the day.\r\n\r\n\"I DONT CURSE BUT IN THIS VERSE MAN FUCK THE WORLD\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv0K8dNGwrw\r\n\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/CarterIII.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c750f36368726b61610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74e78636872221e9d0000#post_53c74e78636872221e9d0000\r\nDo you need a bath? I'll give you a bath if you want.\r\n\r\n~A sexy sexy bath~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c751366368726b616a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c74e78636872221e9d0000#post_53c74e78636872221e9d0000\r\n*Throws a flea bomb at you*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c7515c6368724b11000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c750f36368726b61610000#post_53c750f36368726b61610000\r\nThat sounds like a fantastic plan to me, you shameless flirt.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c751966368724b72f60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c7515c6368724b11000100#post_53c7515c6368724b11000100\r\nShame? What is the \"shame\" you speak of? Is it like lube?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c75325636872410db60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c751966368724b72f60000#post_53c751966368724b72f60000\r\nOh Squiggy. Don't ever change.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c7535d636872521c320100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Shoots GMA's schlong clean off*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}