time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/955.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d29654636872751a970100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hmm...not sure if I should get contacts or not.\r\n\r\nOn one hand, my face looks good with glasses and I feel like I look like shit with contacts on. On the other hand, maybe I'm just not used to my face without contacts.\r\n\r\nIt would be pretty nice to actually be able to use mascara...\r\n\r\n-shut up brother nobody cares-","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"53d296b86368727651960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d29654636872751a970100#post_53d29654636872751a970100\r\nI've never considered contacts or corrective surgery. I've had glasses since I was ten.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d296f76368727711ef0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"they sampled the metro police from half life 2\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTEscgVDnAU ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d2983963687220c1010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.22610878.9786/sticker,375x360.u1.png!\r\nStay in school, Don't do drugs, Eat your teeth.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d29b8263687221750f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">there are people who dont visit the time wasting thread\r\n\r\n!https://warosu.org/data/fa/img/0082/09/1399671710470.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d29cbe636872202a740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d296b86368727651960100#post_53d296b86368727651960100\r\n\r\nI've suggested corrective surgery to my parents, but I'm pretty they're afraid of LASERS! and BRIGHT LIGHTS!.","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"53d29cfa6368722049df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d29cbe636872202a740100#post_53d29cbe636872202a740100\r\nWell I personally think I look better with glasses.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d29dac636872213fee0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d29cbe636872202a740100#post_53d29cbe636872202a740100\r\nI like Glasses becuz no hassle and no putting stuff in your eyes.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"53d29eb06368721feaf80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d29cbe636872202a740100#post_53d29cbe636872202a740100\r\n\r\ni just want my goddamn eye surgery so i can stop wearing this annoying glasses.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d2c6786368726d45810100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Rule 63 is awesome.\r\nHere is why:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/766/761/c9f.jpg!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/714/807/1ae.jpg!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/642/659/5e3.png!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/733/029/cdf.png!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/719/661/0ae.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/763/763/dc2.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]*_WWRRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!_*[/spoiler]\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/637/772/110.jpg!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/651/022/4fe.png!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/639/612/afd.png!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/727/435/cca.png!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53d2c7076368726dfccf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2c6786368726d45810100#post_53d2c6786368726d45810100\r\nSatsuki-sama wouldn't be as cool as a guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d2c717636872582c000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt87/Ookalf/Kamen%20Rider/12500d36b61b5b90932e031cb9adb6268e5aea59.jpg!\r\nLolwut?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d2c76363687216b6810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2c717636872582c000000#post_53d2c717636872582c000000\r\nIs...Is that Kamen Rider?\r\nHot damn.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53d2c7bb636872629bf00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2c76363687216b6810000#post_53d2c76363687216b6810000\r\nKamen Rider Acceel. Second rider in W","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d2c7ce63687258eb350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2c76363687216b6810000#post_53d2c76363687216b6810000\r\nAccel to be specific.\r\n!http://www.gundamplanet.com/media/catalog/box-art/mg-figurerise-kamen-rider-accel-package-1.jpg!\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d2c84b63687218e9020200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2c7ce63687258eb350000#post_53d2c7ce63687258eb350000\r\nThat \"turning into a motorcycle\" thing was really REALLY *REALLY* dumb.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d2c8d8636872582c7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d29654636872751a970100#post_53d29654636872751a970100\r\nget the damn contacts dame","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53d2d02f6368725bd2a80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Thud*\r\nIn Arizona the attorneys in the court case over gay marriage have dusted off a old ass defense for the ban.  Basically Arizona's reason for their gay marriage ban is that they believe that marriage's only reason is for procreation.\r\n\r\nNot joking; the way they are now defending the ban is that they want marriage for the sole purpose of procreation.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d2d08c6368727fd8c80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2d02f6368725bd2a80100#post_53d2d02f6368725bd2a80100\r\nWhat about barren women who want to get married?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d2d123636872421d450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2d08c6368727fd8c80100#post_53d2d08c6368727fd8c80100\r\nAnd this is why it's so stupid.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d2d1ca6368725357590000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2d02f6368725bd2a80100#post_53d2d02f6368725bd2a80100\r\n\r\nThey're just shooting in the dark hoping it will stick.\r\n\r\nMarriage is now a contract between two people. Procreation comes as a result from that union and even then, _prepetuating the species_ has a wider definition than just that","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53d2d22063687260b78f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2d1ca6368725357590000#post_53d2d1ca6368725357590000\r\nThe irony of this is that they shot themselves in the foot thinking it was a good move.\r\n\r\nI would not be surprised if it's legalized in Arizona in the next couple of months cause of their stupidity.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d2d26363687227a8da0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/797/656/045.png!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/576/869/d6e.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d2d31a636872125d310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/795/715/a25.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d2d36063687253209a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d2d26363687227a8da0100#post_53d2d26363687227a8da0100\r\n\r\nCoke must be the power behind stands","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}