time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/967.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d3e9196368723a25020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3e7d66368727716770000#post_53d3e7d66368727716770000\r\nGod that would be lame. My preference is that she'd basically still be in the classic Thor costume since I don't think you'd really need to change it all that much to look good on a female character.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d3e97c6368726ca9c20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3e7d66368727716770000#post_53d3e7d66368727716770000\r\nWhy not? It's high-level armor.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53d3e9e36368726c37110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3e97c6368726ca9c20000#post_53d3e97c6368726ca9c20000\r\nNot for a hammer slamming god.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d3ea666368721815e00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3e97c6368726ca9c20000#post_53d3e97c6368726ca9c20000\r\nDepends on how over the top stupid sexy the rest of the setting is, and while the Marvel universe does go wonderfully over the top it does not run on stupid sexy.\r\n\r\nCombat stilettos and sexy outfits are appropriate for something like Kill La Kill, not for Thor.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d3f245636872520d9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/486/242/f61.jpg!\r\n\r\nmy kind of girl, sexy, not to oversexualised, dominative and with style.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d3f2b56368724f358c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"for some reason i still want to see a lil wayne rule 63","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d3f2da6368724e0aa90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3f2b56368724f358c0000#post_53d3f2b56368724f358c0000\r\nNow I wanna see that...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d3f3e163687247010f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3f2da6368724e0aa90000#post_53d3f2da6368724e0aa90000\r\n\r\nit would be like so awful and so awesome at the same time.\r\n\r\n(i do have a thing for girls with nice dreads)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d3f3f66368724ed9330100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3f245636872520d9d0000#post_53d3f245636872520d9d000\r\n\r\nAn a particular obsession with bread teletransportation,","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53d3f55263687250c9440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh god; so apparently there's such a thing as \"one man one jar\". . . and here I thought 2girls1cup was horrible.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d3f5b46368724fe07d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3f55263687250c9440100#post_53d3f55263687250c9440100\r\n\r\nuc9...3 guys 1 hammer exist, mr hands exist, chocolate nurse or some shit like that exist...why WONT one man one jar exist?.\r\n\r\nits like you dont internet.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d3f6226368724f355f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3f5b46368724fe07d0100#post_53d3f5b46368724fe07d0100\r\nThe difference is the jar breaks.  This kids is why you don't use glass as a dildo.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d3f7df636872520d850100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3f6226368724f355f0100#post_53d3f6226368724f355f0100\r\nWell you don't use hollow glass. Solid glass is much sturdier. Glass is actually a wonderful material for toys because it's nonporous. Just try to avoid seams as much as possible.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d3f8426368724ddd250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3f6226368724f355f0100#post_53d3f6226368724f355f0100\r\n\r\nwell you had to say it before.\r\n\r\ncan i get a link? seing a guy break a jaw in his anus sounds incredibly interesting","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d3f9cc636872633a0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wanna see your face after watching that thing.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53d3fa7663687244d5870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3f8426368724ddd250100#post_53d3f8426368724ddd250100\r\nIt wasn't on my computer so I don't know the link.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d3fa8b6368725a3b280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3f9cc636872633a0c0000#post_53d3f9cc636872633a0c0000\r\n\r\n!http://www.iamnotamusician.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/MC-Ride.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d3fabe6368721373c30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Glass toys also come in may wonderful shapes and sizes.\r\n[spoiler]!stores.wholesalecentral.com/Images/7K90GL8HPYN0SYJ72LGJRWAFLTOR_O/99721637774.JPG![/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]!kinky-world.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/0630-54.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]!www.heyepiphora.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/candy-colored-glass-dildo.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n[spoiler]!pleasuremenow.com/productimages/dichroic_wrapped_g-spot_LG.jpg![/spoiler]\r\nThis one's my favorite.\r\n[spoiler]!d3f650ayx9w00n.cloudfront.net/700/29404-4.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d3fb226368722790c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3fabe6368721373c30000#post_53d3fabe6368721373c30000\r\n\r\nHmmm... they fit well as a melee weapon.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53d3fb4f6368725a15610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3fb226368722790c80000#post_53d3fb226368722790c80000\r\nBut they might break...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d3fb5c63687271664e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://31.media.tumblr.com/a8835f72393cf40f6841a722b2557e2b/tumblr_inline_n8y5bu5yB81qebv9l.gif!\r\n\r\ni think steven universe is a nice show.\r\n\r\n(did you know the voice actor for garnet did a song with kanye \"yeezus\" west?)","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d3fc226368723ab7ec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3fb4f6368725a15610000#post_53d3fb4f6368725a15610000\r\n\r\nAnd turns into a more lethal melee weapon","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53d3fdf9636872535c110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3fabe6368721373c30000#post_53d3fabe6368721373c30000\r\nOk, I want that last one.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d3fe6b6368726ff1250100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Now the government wants me.\r\nI said this would happen, but none of you cared to hear it.\r\n\r\nI'm going to lead then into the forest and set traps for them.\r\n\r\nThey DREW FIRST BLOOD!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53d3fec9636872633a180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d3fdf9636872535c110100#post_53d3fdf9636872535c110100\r\nI know. It looks amazing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}