time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/985.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53d4a98b63687276fa830100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a83963687209542d0100#post_53d4a83963687209542d0100\r\nEh, I don't mind being wrong. Still doesn't mean that Orcas aren't the second most successful animal in the planet.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d4a9ff63687277858f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/be/9a/43/be9a43b4c8880e10073f0e96cf2a1eb0.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d4aa2963687227b85d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a9ff63687277858f0100#post_53d4a9ff63687277858f0100\r\nMy cat every day.","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4ab896368727645730000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4a9ff63687277858f0100#post_53d4a9ff63687277858f0100\r\n*Raspy voice* I'm Catman.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53d4abfd6368720c4ecd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3txLfSgV6TA","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4acf96368723827ba0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/719/080/be4.gif!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d4aef863687276234a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4acf96368723827ba0100#post_53d4acf96368723827ba0100\r\nIt's just guys running after balls.","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4af776368727a6b1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4aef863687276234a0100#post_53d4aef863687276234a0100\r\nI do that all the time and I don't get paid millions of dollars for it!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4afbb636872114d4c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4af776368727a6b1d0000#post_53d4af776368727a6b1d0000\r\nI know that feel.","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4b97663687207d66b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Anyone else remember _Dragonfire_? That was a great idea...\r\nI fucking hate April Fools Day.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d4ba9f636872481fea0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE AT YOUR FINGERTITS\":http://youtu.be/Y7WtkdLQ6PM","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4bab66368725bf5f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/800/855/e2d.png!\r\nThat Samurai cat was So Gay.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d4bcf163687222628a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4bab66368725bf5f10100#post_53d4bab66368725bf5f10100\r\nThat other one too...","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4bd7463687247faa10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4bcf163687222628a0100#post_53d4bcf163687222628a0100\r\nThat was a Fantasy sequence from the Samurai cat.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d4bdd56368723ee9150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4bd7463687247faa10100#post_53d4bd7463687247faa10100\r\nHhhhhhhhhhhuh.","author":"372056626361644cf4a70c00"},{"id":"53d4bee46368724835a70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"@Squiggybomb\r\n!http://j-cul.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/139.png!\r\nForgot about Momotaros.\r\n\r\n\"I've already reached my Climax!\"","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53d4e8bf6368724c3a080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Someoneoro\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4ba9f636872481fea0000#post_53d4ba9f636872481fea0000\r\nIf I had to do it all over again, I would do it all over again.","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"53d4f54a6368720b14500200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys, which body part do you think would be the worst place to have a painful wound? I'd say the mouth if you ask me.","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"53d4f6aa6368725933e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4f54a6368720b14500200#post_53d4f54a6368720b14500200\r\nThe balls if you are a male\r\nThe space between the vagina and the butthole if you are a girl.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53d5015b6368723cb3bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4f54a6368720b14500200#post_53d4f54a6368720b14500200\r\nAs someone who often gets painful ulcers in my mouth, i can say the mouth is indeed a really shitty place to have a painful wound. ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53d5137663687255b7c90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@NotYourAverageLurker\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4f54a6368720b14500200#post_53d4f54a6368720b14500200\r\n\r\nThe mouth or the head can be pretty bad for sure, same with the balls for guys and that space for girls...","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53d52171636872019e310200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Thud\r\nSo the Republican party is moving forwards on their impeachment case against Obama and are serious about it. . . What a dumbass.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d521e4636872088b620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d52171636872019e310200#post_53d52171636872019e310200\r\n\r\nAmen to that, brother, since it won't work, like it didn't work with President Clinton in the 90's.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53d5234b6368724e79ec0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d521e4636872088b620200#post_53d521e4636872088b620200\r\nThe thing they're forgetting is that none of the usa's presidents have been removed from office; Nixon resigned before he was removed from office.  The chances of them successfully impeaching and removing from office Obama is next to zero.  I think they're getting desperate.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d5259a6368727c4abb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d5234b6368724e79ec0100#post_53d5234b6368724e79ec0100\r\n\r\nAbsolutely. I like to think the GOP figures that this will give them a win and to stain the legacy of the US's first African-American President. I like to think that they hate him because he's actually doing things that _*WORK*_, besides my feelings that it's a little racially based now and then, like the birther BS.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"}]}