time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1033.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53db3251636872441f670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i cut myself with my knife again.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53db32756368721bc38b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db31dc63687251c83d0100#post_53db31dc63687251c83d0100\r\nIf everyone in the world got a little Garrus, the world would be a more peaceful place. Or maybe not because they would use him as the cutest little assassin. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53db32886368722238d10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db32756368721bc38b0100#post_53db32756368721bc38b0100\r\nquiet","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53db32a76368722156870100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db3251636872441f670100#post_53db3251636872441f670100\r\nWe're blood brothers!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db32756368721bc38b0100#post_53db32756368721bc38b0100\r\nI wouldn't. I would huggle him!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53db33356368723243b30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been looking through my WoW screenshots.\r\nI was a mean warlock.\r\n\r\nThen again so was the other warlock in my guild, the warlock who taught me how to play, my old warlock GM, the warlocks in the rival guilds... huh","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53db33c7636872740d090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"/mu/ is \"raiding\" the fine bros","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53db33ef63687245dd870000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db33c7636872740d090100#post_53db33c7636872740d090100\r\nheheh","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53db342b6368720be6170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db33ef63687245dd870000#post_53db33ef63687245dd870000\r\n\r\nthey are gonna push a \"teens react to death grips\"\r\n\r\nwe already got tons of upvoted comments\r\n\r\nand teen we are pushing a \"elders react to swangs\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53db35356368726df1fe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9xvq8Srht1r0tym2o1_1280.jpg!\r\nThis is a Golgom Plot!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53db359263687270b8d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db35356368726df1fe0000#post_53db35356368726df1fe0000\r\nNO HE\"S RUINING THE ENGINE!!!!","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53db35cf63687210216d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db359263687270b8d70100#post_53db359263687270b8d70100\r\nThe bike's alive so it's fine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53db36456368721db4230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db35cf63687210216d0000#post_53db35cf63687210216d0000\r\noh okay","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53db36a6636872740d990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db36456368721db4230000#post_53db36456368721db4230000\r\nAnd it (He?) Can regenerate.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53db438d63687257f7fd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.1999.co.jp/itbig05/10050399a2.jpg!\r\nBest Rival, Or best rival?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53db4a2a6368720c7b3a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db438d63687257f7fd0100#post_53db438d63687257f7fd0100\r\nReminds me of Jinzo. I liked Jinzo.\r\n\r\nSleeping","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53db4cf56368723027cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've heard that in the most recent Kamen rider movie, The man who played Kamen rider #1 returned to Play Rider #1 in the Flesh (Rather than just providing his voice.)\r\n\r\nAnd if the Previews are to be believed, He's still fucking awesome after 30 years.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53db5ac26368727430de0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Speaking of 'riding' I'm looking into motorcycle lessons.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53db5c5a63687207c3e30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db5ac26368727430de0100#post_53db5ac26368727430de0100\r\nKamen rider has gotten me interested in Motorcycles. (I never even learned how to ride a petal bike though.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53db5fcd6368726484550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db5c5a63687207c3e30000#post_53db5c5a63687207c3e30000\r\nI'm looking at Harley Davison motorcycles\r\nCheck out this bad boy\r\n!https://5fd141fbae3cbf88abf4-e1c97bcdb99a3ce00ac91ff9e2d3afc3.ssl.cf2.rackcdn.com/453/4532c98ff15f41b519a71f3370e8147b.jpg!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53db61b863687275d7e60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db5fcd6368726484550100#post_53db5fcd6368726484550100\r\nI don't know much about Bikes, But that does looks nice.\r\n\r\nWhile Most Riders Ride Suzuki bikes, Super-1 Rides a Harley\r\n!http://kedah2u.com.my/kamen-rider/09-masked-rider-super-1/kamen-rider-super-1-v-jet.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53db68486368727d3a270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You know; call me a hypocrite but I just do not get otakus.  Sure liking anime or japanese mass media is perfectly fine, but I just do not get why so many go, \"Kawaii desu I'm going to learn Japanese to go to Japan to become hokage!\"\r\n\r\nIt's perfectly fine to like stuff, but why do so many people want to move to Japan when they know jack shit about the country or the culture or the society?  Is this like how people watch tv from the the USA and thinks Americans ride Abrams tanks to work while playing the national anthem and get their mail delivered by bald eagles?[/sarcasm]\r\n\r\nIt's probably a good thing Japan dissuades immigration cause chances are they would get a bunch of idiots going, \"desu desu desu desu desu\".\r\n\r\nBefore you ask, no I'm not talking about you Trash or more than likely anyone in this thread; I'm just talking about in general.  The anime club at my school is pretty much metaphorical cancer incarnate.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53db6b6a6368724d458a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db68486368727d3a270100#post_53db68486368727d3a270100\r\n Those kinds of People tend to quit Trying to learn Japanese very quickly, I at least understand that It's difficult. (Even if I am a fast learner, I'm not expecting to be a master by the end of the year.)\r\n\r\nAnd I understand that I know Jack shit about Japan, But I'm going to try to actually do something about that at some point. (Once I can get a good enough grasp on Raw Toku)\r\n\r\n!http://www.rockethideout.com/articles/images/mechaanime/ma26.jpg!\r\nHARRO EBURIBODEI,\r\n\r\nMAI NAME ISU MIKEU SOUNDERS JYUSANSEI, ANDO AI HEITO EBURI SHINGURU WAN OBU YUU. ARU OBU YUU ARU ZONDERIAN, GOTTDAYUM BADDO GUYSU WHUU SUPENDO EBURII DEI ANDAA ZA TOKYO TAWAA. YUU ARU EBURISENGU BADDO IN ZA WARUDO. HONESUTORI, HABU YUU EBAA SET OWN DISUKU EKKUSU? AI MEENO, AI GESSU ITSU FUAN BEINGU JAIANTO SUPEISU MATARU MONSUTAAZU, BATTO YUU ARU TEIKU ITTO TSU A HORU NYUU REBERU. ZISU ISU UASSU ZAN RIBINGU IN ZA TORAINARI SOURA SHISUTEMU.\r\n\r\nDONNTO BUI A SUTRORAINJYA. JASUTO HITTO ME UISU YOUA BESUTO SHOTTO. AIMU PURITTEI MACHU PAAFEKUTO. AIMU ZA BESUTO MYUJIKARU SUUPA MECHANOIDO EBAA KURIEITEDO, ANDO SAIKYO DATTZE. WHAT'S DO YUU DO ARU DEI, AZAA ZAN KONPUREIN ABAUTO GAOGAIGAA? AI AMU ARUSO ZA BESUTO FURENDO TSU JYAPANESU CHIDREN, ANDO HABU SORITERI UEIBU RAISAA(ITTO JUSTO PUREIDO DISUKU EKUSU, SHITTO UAZU SOU CASSHU) YOU ARU AARU BADDO ROBOTTOZU HUU SHUUDO GETTO HERRU ANDO HEBUNDO BAI MAI FURENDO GAOGAIGAA. SANKUSU FUAA RISENINGU.\r\n\r\nPIKKU RIIREITEDO, ITSU MII ANDO GIRAGIRAN DABURU BUI.\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53db869963687263887a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's something interesting; doctor's have found out how to give paralyzed men the ability to have sex again.\r\n\r\nIf you don't know the part where the nervous system links up to sexual organs is low on the spine so if you break your spine bye bye stiffy.\r\n\r\nI mainly glanced over it, but the way they got over this is electrical stimulation to stimulate a response so you can get your stimulation.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53db886163687246b2930200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db869963687263887a0100#post_53db869963687263887a0100\r\nI know where this is going. \r\nNanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53db8a3a636872715aab0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db886163687246b2930200#post_53db886163687246b2930200\r\nAnd it all comes back to MGR.\r\nIt's like a rule or something.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}