time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1070.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53df446b6368720f90370200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df4423636872346a570200#post_53df4423636872346a570200\r\nGod this dry spell s getting to me. And it's only been three days!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df449163687251983e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df446b6368720f90370200#post_53df446b6368720f90370200\r\nJust gotta tank it.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53df44ba63687209332e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df446b6368720f90370200#post_53df446b6368720f90370200\r\nThree days? Try six years. Not that I really miss it, though.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53df44c563687251ba7c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df449163687251983e0000#post_53df449163687251983e0000\r\nI really need a distraction...\r\nWhat can I do for a solid month though?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df44ce6368720b29300200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df4423636872346a570200#post_53df4423636872346a570200\r\nAM would probably be present as himself. Lester is dead.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df44e66368720b16a90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df44c563687251ba7c0100#post_53df44c563687251ba7c0100\r\nPlay video games?","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53df451a6368724435780100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df44e66368720b16a90100#post_53df44e66368720b16a90100\r\nWell I DO need to finish Fire Emblem Awakening...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53df45276368721aad500200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df44c563687251ba7c0100#post_53df44c563687251ba7c0100\r\nCollect fossils?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53df452a6368721aad570200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df44c563687251ba7c0100#post_53df44c563687251ba7c0100\r\nExercise is an option. It provides the same sort of endorphins, and it's healthy for you.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53df45ca63687254423f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df452a6368721aad570200#post_53df452a6368721aad570200\r\nExercise? Psh, that's for healthy people. \r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/2/4/233861__twilight+sparkle_humanized_princess+twilight_glasses_alicorn_fat_grotesque_brony_computer_alicorn+drama.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53df45db63687264a4440100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"going to bed at the soothing sound of doris.\r\n\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/004ea524b36e0e69c3ff8469f995728d/tumblr_n4vdkbggUv1tsskpyo1_1280.jpg!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/0bee970a7c8a8cacd112fd729a00df6e/tumblr_n4vdkbggUv1tsskpyo2_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df467e63687251bae80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/b11a4ce5493439917788c6e207b7c441/tumblr_n9ic6iZU131r90c7wo1_500.png!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/8d8da0adb86197ca25af5dc50598d898/tumblr_n9ic6iZU131r90c7wo2_400.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53df49216368722721180200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was just reading TvTropes when I came across this amusing little mindbender: apparently, in Dungeons & Dragons, with the proper stat distribution, a thief is able to steal his own pants without noticing that he's doing it.\r\n\r\nWrap your head around _that_.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53df4d2063687216eddd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df49216368722721180200#post_53df49216368722721180200\r\nWell then...guess I'm gonna have that question in my mind for a while haha","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"53df554f6368726682000100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df45ca63687254423f0200#post_53df45ca63687254423f0200\r\nWhat if you're physically fit but has a body part that doesn't work, does that count as healthy?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53df93946368720776e40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've decided that I'm going to start referring to my cock as my agenda, just for the sake of fucking with people who complain about have \"the X agenda shoved down our throats!\"","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53dfa0b6636872060fe50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df554f6368726682000100#post_53df554f6368726682000100\r\n\r\nWell, there is people in wheelchairs or without legs and have a very good health or phsysically fit.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"53dfa4ee63687210a14c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'd hate to ask a stupid question, but why do so many people outright hate sex?\r\n\r\nWhat I mean by this is that is look at any time any form of sexuality is shown in western mass media and how badly people freak their shit out and then try to push laws anti-sex laws.\r\n\r\nBefore 2001 buttsex was illegal in the USA; so if you had buttsex before 2001 you are a felon.  What's worse is that states like Louisiana are trying to reinstate anti-sodomy laws.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53dfa5066368723321cc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df451a6368724435780100#post_53df451a6368724435780100\r\nLearn to play a musical instrument or learn a new language. Try doing things with you off-hand and acquire ambidexterity.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dfa6886368721323b40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dfa4ee63687210a14c0000#post_53dfa4ee63687210a14c0000\r\nWanting intercourse is part of our physique. It's a primal urge that cannot be silenced. No one really hates it, people who claim to do so are thinking they're too 'civilized' to partake in 'feral activities'. Rules of nature, pal. It's how we survived.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53dfa7d46368722063f60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dfa4ee63687210a14c0000#post_53dfa4ee63687210a14c0000\r\n\r\nI think it in part has to do with the fact that for a really long time, much of western civilization was christianized and Abrahamic values were ingrained into the culture. If I remember correctly, one of these values is no sex before marriage, which alot of media shows in some form. Obviously we're moving away from said values now and there's the opposition to the shift as there always is.\r\n\r\nAtleast that's my guess.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53dfa9576368720451760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dfa0b6636872060fe50000#post_53dfa0b6636872060fe50000\r\nExactly, and they still do what they can.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53dfa9c36368726969bb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dfa7d46368722063f60200#post_53dfa7d46368722063f60200\r\nThe problem with that though is that plenty of non-Christian civilizations also take a fairly dim view on sexual activity. Specifically though, they take a dim view on the _wrong_ sort of sexual activity- usually, that activity is _anything_ that doesn't result in the birth of a child.\r\n\r\nThat I think is more of a leftover from the days when humans still lived in tribes, and had to fight against one another for resources. Since the survival of the tribe took importance over everything else, any sort of sex that didn't result in the creation of good little soldiers to fight in future wars for you was probably frowned upon fairly heavily.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"53dfab8d6368726477180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dfa9c36368726969bb0000#post_53dfa9c36368726969bb0000\r\nHm. Interesting. Learn something new everyday.\r\n\r\nAnd no I'm not being facetious.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53dfaba36368726969380100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53df93946368720776e40100#post_53df93946368720776e40100\r\n\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/25911949f1ef56b5f315f14a524857a4/tumblr_n9pyovUKX51qc5shho1_1280.gif!\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}