time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1091.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53e1d5706368725cbd0f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"=w=\r\n\r\nNow I'm thinking of \"Row, Row, Fight the Powah!\"","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53e1d5ce63687256083c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Based on what I've heard about King Joe, I think he would Completely trash most incarnations of Godzilla.\r\n\r\nAlso, I'm officially getting Ultraseven.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1d7546368724dd9ef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Trashboat, you must leave my empire at once!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1d77e6368725bc87b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d7546368724dd9ef0000#post_53e1d7546368724dd9ef0000\r\n*Brings out the Ultra eye that I now have for some reason*\r\n\r\nYou and what army?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1d7a1636872320bb00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d7546368724dd9ef0000#post_53e1d7546368724dd9ef0000\r\nMaybe you should leave the empire. Ever think about that mr. emperor?","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53e1d7f56368720f42110100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d77e6368725bc87b0000#post_53e1d77e6368725bc87b0000\r\nAn army of 50,000 tyrannosaur/human hybrid soldiers armed with the most up-to-date weapons.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1d86a6368725a68fe0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d7f56368720f42110100#post_53e1d7f56368720f42110100\r\nThat's nice dear, But I have one thing that you don't have.\r\n\r\n*Puts on the Ultra eyes*\r\n\r\n*Within seconds, The Ultra eye disappears and I become Ultraseven*\r\n\r\n*I grow to 40 meters tall*\r\n\r\nDUWA!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1d8b66368725462580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d86a6368725a68fe0100#post_53e1d86a6368725a68fe0100\r\nOur lasers can cut through that armor like butter.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1d952636872344fb60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d8b66368725462580100#post_53e1d8b66368725462580100\r\n*Points at the nearby fortress*\r\n\r\n...\r\n\r\n*Takes a Cross pose with my arms*\r\n\r\nHAAAAAA!!\r\n\r\n*The fortress blows up with one Blast of the Wide shot*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1d99e63687267ed700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d952636872344fb60100#post_53e1d952636872344fb60100\r\nToo bad the fortress was long abandoned.\r\n\r\nSHOOT!\r\n\r\n*The army starts firing lasers at you, slicing off your arms and legs in seconds*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1d9b463687235b12c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d5ce63687256083c0000#post_53e1d5ce63687256083c0000\r\nUltra Seven, eh? Cool","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53e1d9d56368720e338d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://37.media.tumblr.com/a6d44647c035655cec4cc72a9e7a56bf/tumblr_n8mdvy2PvU1rfhqgvo1_500.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e1da536368725f4ba70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1d99e63687267ed700100#post_53e1d99e63687267ed700100\r\nHAAAAAAAAAAA!!\r\n\r\n*Fires an emerium ray at the location the shots were coming form*\r\n\r\nOOC: It's from his forehead, He doesn't need his arms","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1daa6636872331e980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1da536368725f4ba70000#post_53e1da536368725f4ba70000\r\n*A massive ship comes in and fires lasers through his forehead, cutting it off and exposing his brain*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1db446368724c26610100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1daa6636872331e980000#post_53e1daa6636872331e980000\r\nSTOP!\r\n\r\n*The Ultra father out of Fucking nowhere*\r\n\r\nThe People of earth should not be fighting their Guardians, They should be advancing towards a better future!\r\n\r\n*Heals Ultraseven*\r\n\r\nThere is much more at stake than these petty matters.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1db846368726513620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1db446368724c26610100#post_53e1db446368724c26610100\r\n\r\n\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1daa6636872331e980000#post_53e1daa6636872331e980000\r\n\r\n\"meanwhile i play fitting music\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYzG4nIuT7I","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1db866368724dd96e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1db446368724c26610100#post_53e1db446368724c26610100\r\nI don't want this guy in our empire. We were just about to enslave the anthro hadrosaur race.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1dc376368722ba5110000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1db866368724dd96e0100#post_53e1db866368724dd96e0100\r\n*Raises a proverbial eyebrow*\r\n\r\nEnslavement is never the answer, And What do you even need an empire for, Young One?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1dc7b63687255f3cd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1dc376368722ba5110000#post_53e1dc376368722ba5110000\r\n\r\nso he can be rich nigga, and kill all the niggas that even look at him wrong.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53e1dc976368725bc8270100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1dc376368722ba5110000#post_53e1dc376368722ba5110000\r\nWe want to be the first race to travel outside the multiverse.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1dd5d6368720e8add0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just found a Bayonetta thread on /u/.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53e1dd9e63687271af4c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1dc976368725bc8270100#post_53e1dc976368725bc8270100\r\nUltra father: And Is Force The Only way to do that? There's always a Peaceful method to do anything.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1ddd46368724e1c090200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1dd9e63687271af4c0000#post_53e1dd9e63687271af4c0000\r\nLike what?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53e1de476368722001700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1ddd46368724e1c090200#post_53e1ddd46368724e1c090200\r\nUltra father: Not acting like a Tyrant for one, Make people *Want* To Follow you, Rather than Feeling like they *Have* to.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53e1de4c636872119d540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53e1dd9e63687271af4c0000#post_53e1dd9e63687271af4c0000\r\n\r\nnaw man, shooting niggas is more fun.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}