time-wasting-thread-memorial/raw/pages/1/1319.json

{"topics":[{"id":"53fc0c596368721888f70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0ba763687210dacf0100#post_53fc0ba763687210dacf0100\r\nThat's not a hallucination.  Her name is Arachne and I set you up for a date.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fc0c876368721c1afd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0c596368721888f70100#post_53fc0c596368721888f70100\r\nShit. Now I feel bad about the screaming. And the gunfire.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fc0d066368721702030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"why is shitposting on 4chan so much fun, literally is the only place where shitposting feels satisfying to me","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fc0d10636872137f0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0c2e6368724aa9910000#post_53fc0c2e6368724aa9910000\r\nOh right you live in Canada. I have to watch it on Netflix because they won't export it to the states.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fc0d3a6368727bcb4f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0d10636872137f0c0000#post_53fc0d10636872137f0c0000\r\nirony\r\nbeing canadian gives me less netflix options\r\ngod damnit","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fc0d3e636872137f1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0d066368721702030000#post_53fc0d066368721702030000\r\n\r\nBecause they're pros. Anyone else is just a cheap copy or cookie cutter commentor","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fc0d576368721fab010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0c876368721c1afd0000#post_53fc0c876368721c1afd0000\r\nThen how do you explain the rocket launcher hole in your wall?\r\n*stares at ten foot hole in your wall","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fc0d716368727bcb570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0d3a6368727bcb4f0100#post_53fc0d3a6368727bcb4f0100\r\nYou have my sympathies. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fc0da86368721d1a130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0d3e636872137f1f0000#post_53fc0d3e636872137f1f0000\r\n\r\ni mean stirring up trouble in 4chan by myself is so easy, sometimes all you gotta do is say \"this album is objectively good\" and people freak out.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fc0dfb6368721fab200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0d576368721fab010000#post_53fc0d576368721fab010000\r\nHey, if I want to get drunk and fire RPGs in the privacy of my own home at the neighbors dog, children and minivan that's my constitutional right and none of your damned business!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53fc0dfe6368721de8160000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0d3a6368727bcb4f0100#post_53fc0d3a6368727bcb4f0100\r\nDo you say \"eh\" after every sentence?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fc0e226368721b97350000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0dfe6368721de8160000#post_53fc0dfe6368721de8160000\r\nare you being serious?\r\n\r\n\r\ndoes anyone else have garry's mod?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fc0e3f63687237452e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0da86368721d1a130000#post_53fc0da86368721d1a130000\r\n\r\nBevlcause 4chan deals in absolutes like a Sith. And everyone likes the Sith.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53fc104f6368721d6c260100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alas my lovely harem. Your master needs to retire for the night. For he has a full day tomorrow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fc10706368721d1abb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.4cdn.org/mu/1409027865084.jpg!\r\n\r\nskrillex confirmed for having patrician taste.\r\n\r\nalso his fans are dipshits","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fc107663687277bdd20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc104f6368721d6c260100#post_53fc104f6368721d6c260100\r\ngood night dear\r\n*kiss*","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fc10c36368723745ca0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc107663687277bdd20100#post_53fc107663687277bdd20100\r\nGood night Meine Liebe","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53fc10f26368721d56180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc10c36368723745ca0100#post_53fc10c36368723745ca0100\r\n!http://iambrony.dget.cc/mlp/gif/129753%20-%20animated%20big_macintosh%20cheerilee%20nuzzle.gif!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fc111a6368723757d40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc107663687277bdd20100#post_53fc107663687277bdd20100\r\nActually, yes. I'm curious.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fc11466368727779410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc111a6368723757d40100#post_53fc111a6368723757d40100\r\nno\r\ni don't","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fc11976368721d26da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc0e226368721b97350000#post_53fc0e226368721b97350000\r\n\r\ni ahve gorries mid","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53fc11b363687216185f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc11466368727779410000#post_53fc11466368727779410000\r\nOh\r\n\r\nRight then, I got Phil. History in an hour. So, auf weidersehen.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53fc120b6368721d1a2e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc11b363687216185f0100#post_53fc11b363687216185f0100\r\nbye bye\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc11976368721d26da0000#post_53fc11976368721d26da0000\r\ni think it may make for a good game night game","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"53fc129d6368721de8450100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well fuck; they've figured out why the ebola outbreak is getting worse: short explanation is that people are lying to doctors to protect people from getting quarantined and shit.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53fc12d06368721de8550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://31.media.tumblr.com/31233346073aa124957cb1afdaad86ec/tumblr_natk0e6oaz1tk6cweo2_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/9ac82fc2d77996c1424bc191c775eb11/tumblr_natk0e6oaz1tk6cweo3_1280.jpg!\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/a6db23acd5f82342be64ff915834046a/tumblr_natk0e6oaz1tk6cweo4_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53fc120b6368721d1a2e0100#post_53fc120b6368721d1a2e0100\r\n\r\ngmod confirmed for game night","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}